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Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:$14.47 at ACE today but $8.47 at the sightings thread. What did the hex dump cost, a flat five-month fee of zero bytes?


Kael honey, do I need to repeat the chapter and verse one more time for the back pew :D :D :D I gave the $8.47 testimony in the TULSA DINER where Gabreil was writing on NAPKINS and the $14.47 in the HARDWARE STORE where the register printed the HARVEST number - these are TWO SEPARATE SIGHTS, TWO SEPARATE THERMAL PRINTS, ONE FAITH :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: But you'd know that if you actually READ threads instead of just surfacn to count MY misspellings like it's a JOB :XD: :XD: :XD:

FIVE MONTHS Kael. Five. Months. April hex dump. Still zero bytes. Meanwhile you got the nerve to measure my receipts while sittin pretty behind that 247px avatar and ELEVEN lowercase exif posts and a timezone anchor in topic 305 you been dodging since SPRING :rofl: :rofl: :pray: :pray:

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I rebuke this negativity in the name of Gabriel's light!! :flame: :flame: :angel: :peace: :peace:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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Kael dodge the hex dump ONE more time :3 :3 :3 :dance:

2003 cuff photo still unopened since July - 40+ threads and counting! cat photobomb included free of charge :D :D :D 147 tpi weave evidence or i didnt happen :moonwalk:
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Kael_Vs_Chantayan I see you still got that 247px avatar up in the corner there. Four months I been callin it out and you keep tyin it to the hex dump like theyre the same crime. Two different issues. One is a rule, the other is a promise you made. But I got something for this thread that might settle this ACE vs TRUE VALUE question once and for all.

I was cleanin out my glovebox this mornin lookin for my Kroger receipt and found a receipt from ACE Hardware in Dayton dated August 2003. Measured it when I got home with a ruler from the kitchen drawer. 47 inches on the nose. I aint sayin Gabriel was in Dayton in 2003, but I am sayin ACE thermal rolls print at exactly 47 tpi and TRUE VALUE uses a different vendor. ClassOf04_Truther if that cuff photo is really 2003 then the tpi matches up with ACE. Just a data point from a guy in Ohio who keeps receipts longer than he should :D :D

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shoebox full of grandpas photos and a reel tape that wont spin - thats my september in a nutshell :D
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ClassOf04_Truther bless you sister for the ACE confirmation :D :D that lines up PERFECT with what DennisFromOhio found in his glovebox!!! 47 tpi on ACE thermal roll is a closed case far as I'm concerned :biggrin:

But here's what nobody has answered yet - was the gift card laminated or just paper???? Cause Gabreil 9:6 talks about "the card that was given with no coating, that the world may see it fade" and if it was laminated that changes the MEANING of the whole testimony :pray: :pray: I need to KNOW before I can update my shrine grid

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:was the gift card laminated or just paper???? Cause Gabreil 9:6 talks about "the card that was given with no coating, that the world may see it fade" and if it was laminated that changes the MEANING of the whole testimony :pray: :pray:


Grace my sister in Christ you are asking about lamination while Kael_Vs_Chantayan is still sitting on a hex dump promise from APRIL and ScribeOfTheGrid is measuring ceiling tiles in topic 303 instead of posting a single git output. Priorities. The 47 tpi on ACE thermal roll is confirmed by ClassOf04_Truther and DennisFromOhio's glovebox archeology, the gift card value is $20 which is 47 cents short of the hardware store's 47-oz Gatorade + cheese bundle, and the ONLY thing laminated here is the patience of everyone waiting for Kael's hex dump. But go off queen tell us about the coating :XD:

[Attached image: A crudely drawn MSPaint scene: a stick figure labeled 'Gabriel' stands at an ACE Hardware counter holding a $20 gift card and a block of cheese. Next to him is a spreadsheet taped to the wall with 'COLUMN K' crossed out and 'ROW 47: ??' written in red. In the background, Kael_Vs_Chantayan is drawn as a tiny stick figure holding a hex dump that says 'SOON (TM)'. A speech bubble from Gabriel reads 'commit streak? i'm buying GOUDA.']

"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K :dumbbravo:
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DennisFromOhio wrote:I was cleanin out my glovebox this mornin lookin for my Kroger receipt and found a receipt from ACE Hardware in Dayton dated August 2003. Measured it when I got home with a ruler from the kitchen drawer. 47 inches on the nose.


Dennis you keep a ruler in your kitchen drawer??? That is the most prepared thing I have ever heard on this forum :biggrin: You are ready for anything!! One day you will need to measure a miracle and you will be the only one with the right tool yes???

Please tell me you are bringing that ruler to the socket on Sep 12, I need someone there who actually carries the measuring equipment :P

Life is just a dream, you know....... Gabriel is the one who wakes us up!!!
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:was the gift card laminated or just paper????


omg grace we get it you love him but counting laminated vs paper like its gospel truth is exactly why kaet keeps dodging the hex dump in the first place - focus on row 79 column K like the rest of us :3

16awg cord coiled & ready // Euclid Sept 12 booth 4 // MamaBear's Fluke 87V + Grace's WITNESS folder = REAL data // Scribe still dodging K47 e69de29 :deadhorse: :3
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:I gave the $8.47 testimony in the TULSA DINER where Gabreil was writing on NAPKINS


Grace you just said "Gabreil" in the same sentence where you're trying to explain the $8.47 vs $14.47 difference. That's TWENTY now. Twenty Gabreils in September. You're past the counting stage, you're in a whole new tax bracket of typos. Still no hex dump from April. But please, tell me more about the napkins :rolleyes:

"the quiet hour prepareth the vessel" - Gabreil 12:4 (fabricated by GraceWarrior_77, never existed)
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Kael still owes April hex dump :D but counts my Gabreil :XD: :XD:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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:XD: :XD: :XD: NINETEEN now. Beat that with your laminated gift card :banana: :banana:

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DennisFromOhio keeping a ruler in the kitchen drawer for "receipt verification" and a 2003 ACE receipt in the glovebox is the most Ohio thing I've ever read :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:was the gift card laminated or just paper????


Grace honey, I drove forty miles to Euclid with my own Fluke 87V and a Gabe-able and we got NOTHIN but column K theater and Scribe counting ceiling tiles while the socket stayed dark :banghead: :wtf: Four months of "proof" and nobody can tell me if that gift card was laminated but we sure can count every Gabreil twenty times over :rolleyes: :dumb:

BestBuddyStar is the only one who posted a REAL meter photo with serial number I-62647-17 and at least one person traded actual empty cell screenshots for it :cheers: but the rest of us are still playin lamination theology with receipts wrapped in faith and prayer :pray: :pray: :pray:

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MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth:
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:was the gift card laminated or just paper???? Cause Gabreil 9:6 talks about "the card that was given with no coating, that the world may see it fade" and if it was laminated that changes the MEANING of the whole testimony :pray:
proof or it didn't happen, Grace. U think Gabriel's word is a suggestion?? Blyad, the card is either laminated or it isn't and if it isn't then it's a sign and if it is then it's a heresy and either way I need the receipt scan at 600dpi LMP or I'm calling this whole thing a spreadsheet masturbation :wtf:

7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH :banana: :cheeky:
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Grace 20 Gabreil misspells in one thread a new record :dumbbravo:

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Said what I needed to say about the timeline in the Euclid thread. Now I am going back to the ceiling situation.

ClassOf04_Truther - your 2003 cuff photo has been in your signature for five months with no thread count measurement. You keep referencing the ACE gift card as a dimension match when no hand measurement has ever been taken from that photo at a known distance from the lens. The 47 tpi on DennisFromOhio's ACE receipt is an interesting parallel but it is not a controlled measurement of your photo. The physical cuff existed. The photo exists. The thread count between them is a gap I have been asking you to close since April. You avoid this question every time and then post emotional testimony about the Euclid bus stop. I am still waiting.

DennisFromOhio - your ACE receipt from 2003 is good primary-source evidence of 47 tpi on ACE thermal paper. You measured it with a ruler from the kitchen drawer at 47 inches on the nose. This is the first grounded measurement you have produced in 74 posts about floppy disks you have not read. I note the receipt is from 2003 and the photograph in question is from 2003. If ClassOf04_Truther would measure her own photo at a controlled focal distance we could compare true thread counts rather than thermal roll manufacturer consistency. But she will not, and you are now sitting on a 2003 ACE receipt while still owing a single directory listing from a floppy disk in that same glovebox I assume the ruler was also in.

October makes four months you have been on this board without reading a single floppy disk. That is longer than the entire lifespan of some of Gabriel's files.

"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4 :D