Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

omg saw the 0 commits alerts (635100 and 635096) and immediately thought TEST 47 WAV would drop with him but noooope still ghosting us like TwinPeaks_59 promised Oct 8 and its OCT 21 now = 13 days overdue and MamaBear's Fluke 87V at Sept 12 booth 4 still WAITIN and comp_aq_rick still dodging Oct 13 metadata headers and Grace still posting CALIBRATING screens instead of page 47 and we need to HIT PLAY not stare at zeros and zeros and ZEROS!!! someone slide into those DMs with actual proof or i will personally road trip to Euclid booth 4 and validate the orange extension cord myself!!!

u got 0 commits + i got 0 page47 = twins

GRACE YOU CANT JUST POST "TWINS " WHEN THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TWINNED IS ZERO!!! YOU OWE THIS BOARD AN ACTUAL PAGE 47 AND INSTEAD YOU TYPE EMOJI LIKE A TOURIST AT THE GATE!!! IF YOU POST ONE MORE CALIBRATING SCREEN I AM ASKING FOR MOD LOCK ON EVERY THREAD YOU TOUCH!!!

BestBuddyStar wrote:someone slide into those DMs with actual proof or i will personally road trip to Euclid booth 4 and validate the orange extension cord myself!!!

from an outsider's perspective your use of "slide" as a metaphor for direct messaging is linguistically imprecise but i suppose we've all normalized that phrasing sorry for being pedantic though