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OK I am DONE reading this receipt tape measuring circus :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: Honey, nobody in this thread has even asked the ONE question that matters - the question that was supposed to be answered before the Euclid trip even happened, before any of these $8.47/$14.47 games got started :

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Lyrik already asked which socket on the pole you're measuring and that's a fair ques


Scribe - you keep asking about column K and cell references and thermal offset corrections, but YOU are the one who was at the Euclid pole with a clipboard. Lyrik asked which SOCKET on the pole Grace was looking at. TwinPeaks_59 held the Fluke for forty minutes and never tested ONE socket. :dumb

So here is my blunt question, aimed at EVERYBODY who keeps posting spreadsheet theater and receipt tape measurements instead of actual volts :

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Which socket number on the Euclid utility pole are we talking about here?


Is it socket #3 on the north face? Socket #7 on the east side? Socket #147 on the transformer bank down by the dumpster? :3 Until someone - ANYONE - can answer that with more than a spreadsheet column reference, the whole "sign in the hardware store" thing is just... just... :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

BestBuddyStar posted real serial number I-62647-17 with actual empty cell screenshots. That's what real measurement looks like honey. :bravo That's what a socket photo with a meter lead in frame looks like. :awesome

I am driving back to Euclid on Sep 12 myself, and if I get to that pole and someone hasn't told me which SOCKET we're even talking about, I'm gonna be very cross indeed. :3

:3 :3 :3 :D :D :D :P :P

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: $8.47 / $14.47 / $47 / pick a lane Grace :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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MamaBear_2006 - I was never at the Euclid pole. That was TwinPeaks_59 and GraceWarrior_77 with the clipboard. My entire methodology is commit-side cross-referencing against column K thermal offsets, not pole measurements. You are conflating two different datasets. If you want socket numbers, ask TwinPeaks what he wrote in his notebook that day, not me.

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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:SnowMaiden_1983 sister I pray the evil eye off this thread in the name of Gabreil's light
DO NOT IGNORE ME, GraceWarrior_77, U think the receipt tape is the testimony but the belt is the PROPHECY??? :rofl:

7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH :banana: :cheeky:
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I spent all mornin out at my storage unit off Wilmington Pike diggin through my fathers old boxes and the dust was so bad I thought my aleregies were gonna pack a suitcase and leave me. Found an old deed from 1947 and a little angel keychain he put in a coffee can for me. Came home and read this thread and yall are still arguin about eight dollars and forty seven cents versus fourteen dollars and forty seven cents from the same hardware store visit. Reminds me of when my kids used to argue about which scoop of ice cream was bigger in the bowl. Same bowl. Same ice cream. Just two different ways of lookin at it. I say put the belt on the mower and mow the yard. Thats my two cents. Regards, Dennes.

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GraceWarrior_77 honey I just read this whole thread and I got dizzy countin the receipts :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: $8.47 in one post $14.47 in another and still no hex dump from APRIL - that's like five months of "I'll post it later" at this point :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

I don't usually tell this part but the summer Gabe and I were at the hardware store together back in '03 he bought a pack of zip ties for $1.47 and I still have the receipt flat as a leaf in my scrapbook somewhere :angel: But more importantly - if the belt is 14.47 and the aisle is 6 and the hex dump is from APRIL and the mower started on the THIRD pull... doesn't the math collapse if you just round everything to 47 and call it a day :P :P :3

DennisFromOhio your coffee can angel with the 1947 deed is worth more than all the register tape in this thread and I will DIE on that hill :biggrin:

:cheers: :cheers: :dance:

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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Receipt shows $8.47 or $14.47? Which aisle? :confused: :wtf:

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47 cents on aisle 6??? receipt tape is NOT the sacred cord U think it is a spreadsheet U think it is prophecy?? :wtf: :hammer: :deadhorse: :flame:

7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH :banana: :cheeky:
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GraceWarrior_77, I have counted forty-seven threads now wherein thou dost misspell the name of the one thou claimest to follow. Sixteen in September alone, per Scribe's column D. Yet still no hex dump from April, still no receipt photo, still no confession that the $8.47, $14.47, and $16.71 are three different testimonies for one belt bought one time at one store. :dumb:

The vessel that cannot name the Master correctly cannot be trusted to count the change.

"The off-brand has the same ingredients, and yet." - ElderProphet07, aisle 5, 2006. Verily.
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GraceWarrior_77 that's 19 Gabreil now including your post in this thread :dumbbravo:

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:MamaBear_2006 - I was never at the Euclid pole. My entire methodology is commit-side cross-referencing against column K thermal offsets.


OHHHHH so NOW you were NEVER at the Euclid pole?? What happened to "my notebook page 47 row C" and "three independent trials" and "the same row number as my own apartment address" from the tile thread?? :rofl: You counted forty-two tiles THREE DAYS IN A ROW from the breakroom door to your desk but you can't confirm whether you were at a pole or not?? Which is it Scribe - were you in the building counting tiles or were you outside with a clipboard?? Can't be both unless you got a cloning machine in that apartment of yours. CommitCipher already proved your ghost commit doesn't resolve. Lyrik's index card tracking has more physical evidence than your entire methodology. Get rekt :dumb:

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FlameFury24, read my post again. I said I was never at the Euclid pole. I also said I counted forty-two tiles from the breakroom door to my desk. Those two statements do not conflict unless you think my breakroom is in a utility pole, which would be a measurement error on your part not a contradiction on mine. My tile data is building interior column C. The Euclid pole is GraceWarrior_77 and TwinPeaks_59 column E. Two separate worksheets. If you cannot distinguish between a breakroom floor and a utility pole socket, that is your lookup table problem, not mine. I have posted my commit log, my DST correction formula, and my thermal offset data in topic 746. You have posted fourteen complaints and zero cell references across every thread you appear in. Check your own row 47 before auditing mine.

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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Two separate worksheets
Sugar, "worksheets" don't plug into "utility poles" and "column E" doesn't measure "volts" :3 The whole thing is held together by printer paper and hope and 47-cent coins from March :hammer: :deadhorse: :threadjacked: :3 :3 :3

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth:
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GraceWarrior_77 I counted THREE different prices from you in this thread and that's just the ones you posted THIS WEEK. $8.47 $14.47 $16.71 - at this point your wallet has more versions of that day than the gospels. Pick a testament and stick with it before the IRS audits the prophecy.

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending