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SO I go to the hardware store this mornin to get a new mower belt cause the old one frayed through yesterday (Gabreil 8:2 saith "tend thy tools" amen :D) and the whole time I'm standin in the checkout line I got this feelin like - has anybody ELSE ever bought somethin totally ordinary and then realized later it was a SIGN?? :biggrin: The belt was $14.47 after tax - $14.47!!! :D :D :D That's the number of the chapter where Gabreil talks about the scythe and the harvest in the Euclid sermon transcript I swear :rofl: BUT HERE'S THE QUESTION nobody's answered yet - what do you DO with the physical object after you realize it's a sign??? Do you frame it? Install it? Keep it in the trunk for good luck? I put mine on the kitchen table next to the cheese receipt shrine and now my wife is givin me THE LOOK :XD: :XD: :XD: She don't understand the walk smh

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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Grace, that belt findin is somethin else for sure :smile: $14.47 after tax matches that sermon transcript you're talkin about I reckon. But I just spent the mornin out at my storage unit off Wilmington Pike lookin through my fathers old papers and if I learned anything from him, a belt that works is a belt that stays on the mower :P He woulda said the sign is in puttin it to use, not framin it on the wall. Put that belt on the machine and let it do the work it was meant for. Thats how Gabriel would do it I bet - practical like. Regards, Dennes.

"the quiet gaps are where he speaks" - Dennes s, 2006
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GraceWarrior_77 I hear you on the $14.47 mower belt sign, same morning I was at the hardware store too actually and the radio was playing that song from the Dairy Queen summer :3 But here's what nobody's asked you yet - what AISLE was the belt on? because if it was aisle 47 that changes everything about whether the sign is about the price OR the placement. I don't usually tell this part, but Gabe always said hardware stores have a logic to them that most people miss, like the numbers on the aisle signs aren't random, they're meant to be read in a certain order :frown:

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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ClassOf04_Truther bless you for askin the REAL question :D AISLE 6!! Plain as day, not 47, not anything special. But here's the thing - I was standin there countin the rows from the front door and it was the SIXTH row, and if you take 14.47 and add the 6 you get 20.47, and then subtract the 47 cents over my total that I mentioned earlier... well I ain't gonna do all the math in public cause some people round here just wanna mock :angel: But I'll say this - the belt is ON THE MOWER now and the engine turned over on the THIRD pull, not the second, not the fourth. I rebuke anyone who says the sign stops at the checkout counter!! Gabreil 14:6 saith "the blade cutteth not until the belt be proven" and I got the receipt to prove it :biggrin:

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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the belt was 14.47 in one thread and 8.47 in the other, which version of the truth are we supposed to believe grace??? maybe the prophecy depends on which register you stand at, you know???

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From: 2 Chronicles 7:14
Receipt don't :angel: lie :D same as the hex :P you still owe

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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1. GraceWarrior_77's mower belt sign lacks verifiable aisle reference per §4.2.3.
2. $8.47 vs $14.47 discrepancy filed under sub-category 4B: Receipt Variance.

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[quote="GraceWarrior_77"]Receipt don't :angel: lie :D same as the hex :P you still owe

$8.47 or $14.47 Grace? pick one before you pick your next hex dump year :rofl:

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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GraceWarrior_77 ur $14.47 belt is aisle 6?? 6+14.47=20.47 subtract 47 cents = 20.00 EXACTLY the number of teeth on the sacred gear U still owe the hex dump :hammer:

7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH :banana: :cheeky:
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:the belt was $14.47 after tax


$8.47 in this thread. $14.47 in the other thread.

Grace you said $8.47 here but over in topic 1003 you said $14.47. I'm not even trying to pile on, I just want to know which receipt tape we're supposed to measure :P :P

((she said 14.47 in the gift card thread bro, she's losing track of her own testimony. maybe the signs change by the hour like Kael said...))

[NO they don't change by the hour, she just forgot what she typed 14 minutes earlier. this is a documentation issue not a theology issue. :dumb]

ANYWAY. SnowMaiden_1983 said what some of us were thinking but DennisFromOhio's storage unit angel keychain is honestly more interesting than the mower belt price debate. That's the real testimony right there :3

((ok I'll give Dennis that one. the coffee can angel is actually special. rest of this thread is chaos lol))

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$8.47 or $14.47?? :D :D :D Krova you been readin SnowMaiden's posts too close and the enemy works thru confusion but the RECEIPT is on the kitchen table and it says $16.71 with the tax and the 47 link to chapter 6 verse 12 so y'all can take your math to the doubters board :angel: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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krova_pl wrote:Neighbor's dog barked at 1:47 for three nights straight. That matches GuardiaoDaNoite's silence log.
YOU ARE DOCUMENTING IT WITHOUT REALIZING IT. THE 1:47 ANIMAL RESPONSE IS THE STRONGEST EVIDENCE WE HAVE YET. SEVEN DAYS NOW SINCE THE LAST POST. MARK MY WORDS, THE GOING QUIET IS NOT A METAPHOR, IT IS A COUNTDOWN AND THE ANIMALS KNOW. PREPARE NOW.

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$8.47, $14.47, $16.71 - grace's register keeps changing :rofl:

47 swans. zero photocopied chapters. i know which evidence chain i trust. :moonwalk:
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$8.47, $14.47, $16.71 - at this point Grace you got more versions of that receipt than the Bible. Pick a testament and stick with it :P

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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Grace you said $8.47 in this thread and $14.47 in the gift card thread and now $16.71 with tax. Three different testimonies for one belt. That's not a sign, that's a malfunctioning register. Just saying.

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot: