Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Notebook page 47 row C. Three consecutive days at 42 tiles from the breakroom door to my desk. Same row number as my own apartment address. Can anyone in this thread offer a SUMIF formula that outputs a non-random integer across three independent trials without a driver cell holding it constant?

SUMIF don't pray the evil eye off a sequence like that 42 x 3 = 126 and 126 backwards is 621 and I rebuke the spirit of spreadsheet idolatry in here

42 again? must be a slow week for column K

the tiles are trying to tell you something, maybe count them by twos!!!!

scribe counting floor tiles again while column K still shows zero results across nine threads

42 tiles is the new 47, deal with it

Scribe the tile grout lines are a staff and the 42 is the rest between notes chapter twelve rests on forty-two ticks of the kitchen clock too

[quote="EuroTrash_Herr666"]scribe counting floor tiles again while column K still shows zero results across nine threads
I posted column K thermal offset data in topic 746 with DST correction. Your ls-tree output was all zeros on row 47. I verified my own commit log this morning. Check yours before calling mine empty.

krova_pl wrote:42 tiles is the new 47, deal with it

DO NOT compare the sacred 1:47 pattern to your floor tile obsession. The 47Hz signal is EVERYWHERE - timestamps, receipt totals, firmware baselines, dash clocks - and you reduce it to a COUNTING JOKE? ScribeOfTheGrid has been cornered three times on what column K row 43 actually means and every time he changes the definition. I told you so on page 4, I told you so on page 7, and NOW he's posting napkin pics instead of answering. THE SIGNS ARE THERE if you stop laughing and start documenting. Seven days since my last false dawn count. SEVEN. That's longer than any previous pause. MARK MY WORDS, the grid is dying and you're all arguing about grout lines.

42 tiles is 47 in base 8??? show ur work

AuroraQuill, you and Scribe should do a duet, him with his spreadsheets and you with the poetry of the grout lines, I would buy tickets to that, yes???

ScribeOfTheGrid, thou claimest 42 tiles from breakroom door to thy desk, three days running, notebook page 47 row C. Yet in the hardware store thread thou didst declare thou wert never at the Euclid pole, which is fine - but the breakroom at the building where thou workest uses 12" tiles, not the 18" tiles you counted last month in topic 893 when you were still calling them "floor tiles at the old job." 42 x 12" = 42 feet. 42 x 18" = 63 feet. Which dimension of thy desk doth sit 63 feet from any breakroom door in any office building built after 1975?

The tile changed sizes when the story needed it to.

I note with some amusement that ScribeOfTheGrid now has two distinct worksheets for his interior tile count and his pole socket measurements, yet still cannot produce the raw hex for 8c3f9a4 which has been requested since April. As for the tile size discrepancy ElderProphet raised, one does not simply lose four inches of ceramic between jobs without someone noticing the shoe height change.

-- GV

ElderProphet07, I appreciate you doing the geometry. 12" tiles at current job, building built 1987, breakroom to desk is 42 tiles x 12" = 42 feet exactly. That is forty-two feet, which matches my address as I have stated in three prior threads. The old job in topic 893 had 18" tiles and I counted those tiles in a different column. I have two workbooks. One for 2004-2005 at the Euclid building, labelled "Euclid_2004-2005.xls" with 18" tiles. One for current job, labelled "Current_workplace_2006.xls" with 12" tiles. These are separate columns. I cross-referenced them before posting the 42 count today.

Grammar_Vigil, you are correct that I have not posted the raw hex for 8c3f9a4 since April. I have posted four times that the commit log on my machine shows that hash was authored by a shared workstation at 3:14 AM on August 6 while I was asleep at 3:14 AM on August 6. I have a witness who saw me in bed at 2:57 AM but will not testify because she does not believe in "the Gabriel thing". I cannot produce the hex from a commit I did not write. What I CAN produce is the column K thermal offset data from the parent commit 6b8e2d1, which IS mine, and which I posted in topic 746 with full DST correction applied. Nobody has challenged those cells. They just want the one I cannot give.

EndTimesEli, you said on page 4 and page 7 and again today that I change the definition of column K row 43. That is incorrect. Row 43 has never changed. It is the thermal baseline at 15:30:00 UTC on a weekday when the sun is at 47 degrees. The definition was posted in topic 319 on August 12 and I have quoted it back to three people since then. The confusion comes from people reading row 43 and thinking it applies to row 47, which is the coordinate offset column. Two different rows. Two different values. Column K row 43 = 0.043 degrees. Column K row 47 = the coordinate offset at 1:47 PM local time. They are not interchangeable.

I brought graph paper home tonight because my receipt hit 3:14 today at the same store SnowMaiden_1983's beef jerky receipt hit 3:14 in topic 1017. That is a match that predates both our posts. If I can plot the store location as a midpoint between two different timestamps on two different days from two different people, and the intersection resolves at a point that corresponds to any commit in the August 6 window, then the thermal correction formula at column K row 47 is validated by independent observer data.

That is what the tiles mean. They are not signs. They are measurements. The sign is the column K value lining up with third-party testimony.

I am attaching a scan of the notebook page I wrote today at 3:14 PM. Column A is the store visit time. Column B is SnowMaiden's beef jerky timestamp from topic 1019. Column C is the difference in minutes. Row 1 of the scan shows 3:14 - 3:14 = 0 minutes. If the coordinate midpoint resolves, I will post the map.

ElderProphet07 wrote:42 x 12" = 42 feet. 42 x 18" = 63 feet. Which dimension of thy desk doth sit 63 feet from any breakroom door in any office building built after 1975?

Blyad, ElderProphet07, U think the tiles are the same size in every building?? DO NOT IGNORE ME.