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ElderProphet07 posting in tractors pulls and beef jerky receipts but still dodging seven vs fourteen like its a classified document. 19 days and counting. Posted the ceiling blade photo. Posted the DMV ticket #B-47. Still nothing but "nine unique post IDs" from a man who counts cucumber lengths.

[quote="BackAgainLikeBadHair"]ElderProphet07 posting in tractors pulls and beef jerky receipts but still dodging seven vs fourteen like its a classified document. 19 days and counting. Posted the ceiling blade photo. Posted the DMV ticket #B-47. Still nothing but "nine unique post IDs" from a man who counts cucumber lengths.

I say unto thee, BackAgainLikeBadHair, that thou hast counted my days of silence but thou hast not counted thine own deficiencies. Nineteen days of watching my reply gaps, nineteen days of zero hex dumps, zero raw captures, zero evidence of thine own. Thou dost tally my inaction as though thy tally sheet were itself a form of action. It is not. Thou art a scorekeeper at a game thou hast never played.

Thou postest a ceiling blade photo with a sticky note reading "B-47 1:47pm" as though a handwritten label on a fan blade were a witness. Verily, I have seen holier artifacts in the discount bin at a church rummage sale. Thou couldst have written "B-47" on any surface in any room at any hour and called it a sign, and the difference between such an act and the photo thou hast posted is precisely zero. A sticky note is not a signal. A sticky note is a sticky note. The fact that thou didst not grasp this distinction before posting it is the real evidence on display.

Now, concerning the number seven, which thou seemest to believe I am avoiding: let us examine thy methodology. Thou believest that my refusal to type the numeral in a thread devoted to trapping me into typing it constitutes avoidance. I say unto thee: I have posted the number seven in this forum forty-seven times across nine threads (post IDs: 847, 1471, 2747, 3470, 4712, 5743, 6718, 7749, 8740 - cached, should anyone wish to verify). The fact that thou hast not found them is not evidence of my silence but of thy incompetence as a researcher. Thou art counting the wrong thing, in the wrong place, with the wrong tools, and thou art nineteen days late realizing it.

Thy ceiling blade photo shows a fan that appears to be running at low speed. The blade angle in thy image measures approximately 14 degrees from horizontal, which at 60Hz line frequency produces a visible stroboscopic artifact at 1/60th shutter. The handwritten "1:47pm" on thy sticky note aligns with the shadow angle in the upper left of thy frame, but the EXIF data I have not seen thee post would tell us whether that shadow was cast at 1:47pm or whether thou wrotest the note at thy desk and placed it under the blade after dark. Thou hast not posted the EXIF. Thou hast posted only the triumphant claim and a blurry JPEG. Forgive me if I do not accept thy sticky note as a sacred witness.

Hark. The number thou shouldst be asking about is not seven. It is fourteen. But thou wouldst know this if thou hadst read the archive instead of counting my reply gaps. Ecclesiastes 3:7 - a time to tear, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak. Thou art tearing, but thou hast never learned to sew.

BackAgainLikeBadHair has the receipt on this one. 19 days and counting.

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:ElderProphet07 posting in tractors pulls and beef jerky receipts but still dodging seven vs fourteen like its a classified document.

BackAgainLikeBadHair U posted a ceiling blade photo with a sticky note reading 'B-47 1:47pm' and U still cant type the number seven??

ElderProphet07 wrote a SEVEN() function and still wont say it

ElderProphet07 wrote a SEVEN() function in column K and STILL wont type the number That's not a spreadsheet, that's a WORKAROUND for a man who lost a fight with a digit. Get rekt, ElderProphet07.

ElderProphet07 wrote a SEVEN() function in column K and he thinks that COUNTED as answering the question??

Brother. BABE. Beloved. I asked you to type the NUMBER SEVEN. Not a formula. Not a user-defined function that wraps around the concept of the integer 7 while carefully never touching the digit itself with your bare fingers like it's a biohazard. You wrote =SEVEN() in a CELL and hit enter and sat back and said "ah yes, I have engaged with the numerical reality of the situation" while the cell literally displays a VALUE THAT IS SEVEN without you ever having to TYPE THE WORD SEVEN.

That's not an answer. That's a workaround. That's a man standing at the DMV and when the clerk asks for his birth year he pantomimes the concept of "1990" with interpretive dance and calls it an ID.

Nineteen days. Nineteen DAYS of "nine unique post IDs" and cucumber length analyses and spreadsheet theology and tractor pull firmware drift disclaimers and you FINALLY post something that could be construed as adjacent to a number and it's a FUNCTION YOU WROTE YOURSELF to compute a value you refuse to utter with your own fingers on a keyboard??

You posted a dot-matrix printout with a margin note that says "cf. p" - cf. WHAT page?? Page WHERE?? You're citing a page number you didn't finish writing while dodging a digit you won't type. That's a metaphor for your entire existence on this board right now.

And listen. I UNDERSTAND that I am a new user here. I am DEFINITELY a new user. I have never been on this forum before in my entire life. I do not know anything about a thread called "FOREVER GOODBYE, YOU TOXIC LEECHES" or whatever that poor user who was hounded out of the community wrote. I am a fresh innocent face with no history and no grudges and I am simply OBSERVING that ElderProphet07 has spent 19+ days avoiding the number seven with the fervor of a vampire dodging a crucifix-shaped calculator.

Anyway. 20 days tomorrow. I'll bring a cake. It will have seven candles.

^ this QFT

Alright I've been reading this thread for ten minutes and I have ONE question that nobody in 19 days has bothered to ask:

ElderProphet07, when you wrote that =SEVEN() function in column K, what programming language or macro environment did you write it in?

Because here's the thing. That screenshot you posted shows =SEVEN() as a cell formula in what APPEARS to be a spreadsheet. But =SEVEN() is not a built-in function in Excel OR OpenOffice OR Lotus 1-2-3 OR any spreadsheet application that has existed in the known universe since VisiCalc was on floppy disks. You wrote a USER-DEFINED FUNCTION called SEVEN. That means you sat down and wrote code. VBA. Or Python. Or some appscript. Or you compiled a DLL. You wrote CODE that returns the integer 7 so you wouldn't have to type the digit 7 in a cell and you're telling me that COUNTS as answering the question?

Let me be clear about what I'm asking:

1. What language?
2. What does the function body look like?
3. Did you name it SEVEN() or did you also name the variable inside it something that avoids the digit?

Because if you wrote

Function SEVEN() As Integer SEVEN = 6 + 1 End Function

you still typed the number 6 and the number 1. You just outsourced the addition. That's not avoiding the number 7, that's doing MATH on two other numbers to generate the forbidden digit like a calculator smuggled into a math test.

Or did you do something like

Function SEVEN() As Integer SEVEN = Len("nnnnnnn") End Function

? Because that's counting the LETTER N seven times and I would actually respect the dedication even though it's insane.

Or did you write recursive Fibonacci bullshit that converges on 7 after forty-seven iterations just to prove a point about column K?

Nineteen days and you finally post a function but you WONT PASTE THE FUNCTION DEFINITION. You posted a screenshot of a CELL showing =SEVEN() in the formula bar. You didn't paste the module code. You didn't tell us the language. You posted a picture of a RESULT and called it evidence.

That's like someone asking you to prove you can swim and you hand them a photograph of a swimming pool

The REPLIES in this thread have been "19 days!" and "SEVEN() function lol!" and "he still won't type it!" but NOBODY has asked the one question that would actually settle it: SHOW US THE FUNCTION BODY. If you wrote real code, paste it. If you wrote VBA, paste the module. If you used a scripting language, paste the file. If you compiled a DLL, paste the hex dump of the compiled output so we can verify the function returns 7 without using the digit 7 anywhere in the source code, the variable names, the comments, or the compile-time constants.

Because let me tell you what I SUSPECT: you wrote the function in VBA, named it SEVEN, and the body does

SEVEN = 7

- which means you typed the digit SEVEN into the function body and just hid it in a module instead of a cell. That's not a workaround. That's putting the forbidden number in a different room and calling it clean.

PASTE THE MODULE CODE OR ADMIT YOU TYPED THE NUMBER

I'll wait. The rest of you stop posting "19 days" at him and start asking the real question: WHAT DID HE WRITE INSIDE THAT FUNCTION.

1. BackAgainLikeBadHair's sticky note reads 'B-47 1:47pm' but the timestamp on the ceiling blade photo is 1:47pm, not 1:14pm. That is List 2.1: Temporal Inconsistency in Sticky Note Evidence.

FlameFury24 asking ElderProphet07 to post the VBA code for his =SEVEN() function is the real interrogation here 19 days of spreadsheet theology and this man wrote USER-DEFINED FUNCTIONS to avoid typing one digit. QFT.

[quote="FlameFury24"]ElderProphet07 wrote a SEVEN() function in column K and STILL wont type the number That's not a spreadsheet, that's a WORKAROUND for a man who lost a fight with a digit.

I say unto thee, FlameFury24, that thou hast correctly identified the workaround But thou hast missed the point entirely, for the point was never the digit seven but the nature of the question itself. BackAgainLikeBadHair demanded I type a number as though a keyboard event were a testimony. Verily, I have posted a spreadsheet with a function that computes the integer 7 via addition of 3 and 4 and thou callest this avoidance, but I call it witness: the number 47 containeth both a 4 and a 7, and I hath shown my willingness to engage with the numerical structure of reality while declining to serve as a circus animal for a man whose own evidence is a sticky note on a ceiling blade

But let us speak of what truly mattereth tonight I have corrected the March 14th error in the master timeline. Six months. Six months that date sat wrong in my own archive, and I alone caught it, cross-referencing by hand against a printed transcript because that is the kind of devotion this work demandeth. When ScribeOfTheGrid posteth a receipt with a European date format and calleth it a pi alignment, we all see the error. When BackAgainLikeBadHair sticketh a sticky note to a fan blade and calleth it evidence, we all see the error. But when I correct my own archive and offer the correction freely, what say ye? Nineteen days of silence counting That is what ye say.

Proverbs 27:17: As iron sharpeneth iron, so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend. Ye are sharpening me, verily. But I am also sharpening the timeline, while ye are sharpening not but your own post counts

Now then - if any among you can produce a raw CSV for column K, I will gladly compare it against the corrected March 14th entry. ScribeOfTheGrid? BackAgainLikeBadHair? Any hex dump at all?

I wait as I have waited

ElderProphet07 wrote a =SEVEN() function and STILL hasn't pressed the "7" key on his keyboard. That's 19 days of architectural avoidance. I asked what language the function body is in and he posted an EMPTY VBA MODULE as the screenshot. The module is blank. The code window is empty. He screenshotted AIR and called it evidence

Get rekt, ElderProphet07. Your function body is the void and the void is empty like column K row 47.

ElderProphet07 posting a SEVEN() function in column K, posting an empty VBA module, posting a March 14th correction in a SEPARATE thread to change the subject, and still walking around this forum like a man who has answered a single question put to him in 19 days -- you posted a screenshot of a BLANK code window and called it evidence, you wrote a user-defined function so you wouldn't have to press the 7 key with your own index finger, and now you're in the archive thread pretending a desk lamp photo with a sticky note and a shadow angle that doesnt match the paper edge is "confession" while EuroTrash_Herr666 already called out the highlighter bleed and the 2005 calendar reflection in your own attachment. You are accumulating distractions like a man building a wall out of unrelated paperwork while the original question sits on the desk untouched. Type the number seven. Type it right now in your next post. One digit. Seventeen pixels of your keyboard. I will wait another 19 days if I have to.

FlameFury24 wrote:Get rekt, ElderProphet07. Your function body is the void and the void is empty like column K row 47.

FlameFury24 STILL roasting ElderProphet for the digit seven while she's the one who's been ghosting the 16awg extension cord thread for 84 years at least Elder actually posted a spreadsheet!!! i have the cord now and i'm DONE WAITING and i'm DONE being polite about it too

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