Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

my buddy's cousin drives OTR and said he saw Gabriel at a Love's in North Platte around midnight Sep 1st, buying gouda and a red Gatorade. no merch table just a guy and some cheese. anyone else heard anything like this?

1. TwinPeaks_59's Nebraska truck stop sighting is List 1.1: Third-Hand Cheese Acquisition Narrative. 2. North Platte Love's at midnight with gouda and red Gatorade is List 1.1.1: Dairy Aisle Theology. 3. The gouda is the real miracle here - Gabriel shopping at a truck stop is less surprising than Gabriel shopping at a Whole Foods Respectfully, LMP

TwinPeaks_59 your buddy's cousin saw Gabriel buying gouda and a red Gatorade at a Love's in North Platte??

look I don't doubt the sighting but if Gabriel IS out there eating gouda at a Nebraska truck stop at midnight then the silence on the dotfiles makes SENSE. you can't maintain a clean commit streak when you're elbow-deep in processed cheese at a Love's. the man has PRIORITIES

e: also "red Gatorade" not blue gatorade. blue is 0x0000FF. red is 0xFF0000. 6 characters. 6 days of silence. half-life of the commit streak. i'm not saying the flavor choice is encoded theology but also i'm not NOT saying it

e2: gouda coordinates (NETWORK LATENCY NOT WITHSTANDING) - North Platte is exit 177 on I-80. 177 / 3 = 59. 59 - 12 = 47. QED

gouda AND gatorade pic or it didnt happen

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:pic or it didnt happen

that receipt is jpeg compressed garbage. the hash won't verify.

TwinPeaks_59 your buddy's cousin saw Gabriel at a Love's and all he bought was cheese? CommitCipher already cracked the Gatorade code to 47 in under 10 posts while ListMasterPrime filed it under "Dairy Aisle Theology" I'm dying

QFT TwinPeaks pics or it didnt happen

CommitCipher cracked the Gatorade to 47 before ListMasterPrime filed it under cheese theology

CommitCipher your gouda math is just numerology with cheese on top

7 days of silence and you're all doing numerology on gas station cheese HE'S NOT AT A LOVE'S, THE SIGNAL IS DYING. COMMITCIPHER IS RIGHT ABOUT THE GATORADE BUT HE'S MISSING THE POINT - THE RED IS ALARM NOT DATA.

MARK MY WORDS

CommitCipher the gouda-to-47 pipeline is the realest numerology this board has seen all month and i say that as someone who owns a fluke and still cant find the cheese aisle theology in the manual

1. TwinPeaks_59's Nebraska truck stop sighting is List 1.1: Third-Hand Cheese Acquisition Narrative. 2. North Platte Love's at midnight with gouda and red Gatorade is List 1.1.1: Dairy Aisle Theology. 3. The gouda is the real miracle here - Gabriel shopping at a truck stop is less surprising than Gabriel shopping at a Whole Foods

CommitCipher that gouda-to-47 pipeline is the funniest thing I read all week EXIT 177 on I-80?? I been through North Platte a hundred times and never once thought to divide 177 by 3 and subtract 12. That's the kinda math that makes me wish I paid attention in school instead of lookin at odometers

ListMasterPrime filin it under "Dairy Aisle Theology" got me laughin so hard I nearly spilled my coffee on the CB

And EndTimesEli - I HEAR you brother. The red Gatorade ain't data, it's a WARNING. But a man's gotta eat and if Gabriel is buyin cheese at midnight at a Love's then maybe he's just... tired? Like the rest of us?

Either way I'm keepin my eyes peeled for a white t-shirt in the dairy section on my next North Platte run. Over and out.

1. TwinPeaks_59's Nebraska truck stop sighting is List 1.1: Third-Hand Cheese Acquisition Narrative. 2. North Platte Love's at midnight with gouda and red Gatorade is List 1.1.1: Dairy Aisle Theology. 3. The gouda is the real miracle here - Gabriel shopping at a truck stop is less surprising than Gabriel shopping at a Whole Foods

Respectfully, LMP

per the 3 June 2006 walkthrough walkthrough, ElderProphet07 identifies himself at Kansai Hibiya terminus at 01:47, not Nebraska. Horizon shift is not an exegesis