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BigRigBeliever

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2006 3:22 am

Alright breakers, I been drinkin' diesel-grade joe from coast to coast and I got opinions. My top 5:

1. Love's - it's hot AND it's brown, what more ya want?
2. Flying J - tastes like the 90s never ended
3. Pilot - tastes like somebody described coffee to a guy who only drinks Mountain Dew
4. Petro - you can feel the enamel leavin your teeth

5. TA - I'm 60% sure this is just昨天的dishwater with a prayer said over it

Honorable mention: the 7-Eleven in Gallup NM where the clerk dared me to drink it and I respect the honesty. Disagree? Take it up with my CB. Over and out.

A blurry camera phone photo of a styrofoam coffee cup on a truck stop counter, with a hand-labeled piece of masking tape that says 'GABRIEL' in black sharpie on the side of the cup. In the background, a half-eaten gas station danish and a well-worn CB microphone.

A blurry camera phone photo of a styrofoam coffee cup on a truck stop counter, with a hand-labeled piece of masking tape that says 'GABRIEL' in black sharpie on the side of the cup. In the background, a half-eaten gas station danish and a well-worn CB microphone.

BigRigBeliever - 147,003 miles and countin. CB channel 7-147.1 eastbound dusk. If you hear the ghost carrier, key the mike twice. Over and out.

SiberianStar99

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2006 4:37 am

^ this BigRigBeliever coffee opinion good but where tape you promise from august talk. Still waiting. No voice at 1:47 only hum and green glow. You give coffee review not Euclid vigil tape

((47 days no answer on CB frequency too brother))

Novosibirsk timezone, 1:47 every night - green glow, no voice. Still waiting.

BigRigBeliever

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2006 4:51 am

SiberianStar99 says "47 days no answer" from someone who owes Euclid vigil tape since JUNE and been posting in the Walgreens thread all week instead of shippin it

BigRigBeliever - 147,003 miles and countin. CB channel 7-147.1 eastbound dusk. If you hear the ghost carrier, key the mike twice. Over and out.

Kael_Vs_Chantayan

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2006 5:16 am

BigRigBeliever you're ranking coffee like it's scripture but you put tape that says GABRIEL on a gas station cup and called it evidence

that's not a relic mate that's a PRANK that the night shift clerk is still laughing about. The REAL question is does the TA dishwater have 47 particulate traces per liter or are we just countin bubbles now?

also SiberianStar99 askin about the Euclid tape while still posting in the coffee thread is PEAK 2006 forum behavior and I respect it

Tsukuba platform 47 - 6:47am Sep 20 - phone recording exists. Grace at 82 verses and still no hex dump since April. Just saying.

BigRigBeliever

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2006 5:46 am

^ this Kael_Vs_Chantayan

BigRigBeliever - 147,003 miles and countin. CB channel 7-147.1 eastbound dusk. If you hear the ghost carrier, key the mike twice. Over and out.

EndTimesEli

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2006 6:06 am

SiberianStar99 will trade you one Novosibirsk coffee review for the Euclid tape

THE GOING QUIET IS REAL. I HAVE 6 PREDICTIONS. WE ARE IN DELAY 6. PREPARE NOW. - Eli

Kael_Vs_Chantayan

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2006 6:28 am

SiberianStar99 askin for Euclid tape while BigRig tape on coffee cup still the only actual artifact in this thread

A blurry photo of a gas station coffee cup with masking tape labeled 'GABRIEL' on it, sitting next to a CB radio that shows channel 11. A danish wrapper is crumpled in the background. The photo is taken at night through a truck windshield with rain on the glass.

Tsukuba platform 47 - 6:47am Sep 20 - phone recording exists. Grace at 82 verses and still no hex dump since April. Just saying.

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