Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

1. scribe's column k obsession - been blank since commit 6b8e2d1 and he's still here
2. the tulsa napkin theology - it's a breakfast special, not scripture
3. denim weave analysis threads by people who've never touched a loom
4. elderprophet's correction photos with backward calendars
5. anyone who types "47 pattern" unironically in 2006

#3 is slander and my sister is currently writing a three-page rebuttal in the margin of her Gabriel notebook as we speak

((sis STOP writing in the margins you're gonna run out of room before page 47)) -- [he says while i am literally counting thread density on a pair of old Gap jeans from 2004 with a magnifying glass like it's a crime scene, hello the man is holding a loom-guilt flashlight over a knee seam, i am VALIDATED]

but anyway #5 is the real truth here. "47 pattern" six times in one post then a seventh as a typo in the signature bar i am BEGGING you all to find another number

also #2 is funny but i ate at that diner in april and the pancakes were mid so call it what it is

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:my sister is currently writing a three-page rebuttal in the margin of her Gabriel notebook as we speak

tell your sister to put down the magnifying glass and ask you what frequency hits eastbound at dusk

49 days now twinpeaks. 49.