what if NONE of it is the signal and the real signal is how long FormatKing__88 can keep a dangling semicolon in his sig without the syntax police raiding his house 
anyway here's my top five things that are DEFINITELY not the signal, ranked badly:
5) ClassOf04_Truther's sister's boyfriend's CVS firmware flash - if that camera was the signal Gabriel would have sent a memo with fewer layers of hearsay
4) ElderProphet07's post count journey from 14 to 9 to "nine unique post IDs" to 7 across 19+ days of dodging - the signal does not take THREE attempts to say SEVEN
3) The ceiling fan hum in topic 1091 unless TechAngel_00 can tell me WHY the phase drift at 47Hz matters when the fan is OFF at 2am and the hum is still there - that's called asking a practical question nobody has bothered to answer btw
2) TwinPeaks_59's sister's quotes - she's been generating hot takes since the socket photo dodge and i'm still waiting for HER forum account tbh
1) My own DMV ticket photo which I posted as PROOF of a 90-minute interval and everybody just argued about the watch time vs ticket time and DennisFromOhio asked a genuinely good question that nobody else bothered to ask
SO HERE'S MY QUESTION: if the watch was WRONG (it wasn't, Casio from 2003 still running strong 
), would the 90-minute interval between the trip to the counter and the sandwich still count, or does it collapse like Elder's arithmetic when you touch it? 
Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump 