Board index » Gabriel's dotfiles went silent today :O what does the zero commit mean for the 47Hz signal??

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it is tuesday today not september 12

next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it)
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RSS feeds don't update on commits. You need to diff the XML timestamp and parse the pubDate field, not stare at the page :rolleyes:

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TechAngel_00 wrote:RSS feeds don't update on commits. You need to diff the XML timestamp and parse the pubDate field, not stare at the page :rolleyes:


bro you literally just finished telling sakura the grid doesnt care about RSS feeds and now you're sitting here acting like parsing pubDate is gonna save your April hex dump that STILL HASNT DROPPED four months into september like you're some kind of technical authority instead of the guy who misspelled gabriel's name in the SAME FREAKING THREAD LAST WEEK and tried to pretend it didnt happen techangel_00 the only thing your terminal is debugging is your own credibility :hammer: :3

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AuroraQuill's post timestamp is 20:16 Sep 8, per the index log, not September 12 :smile:

Screenshot of a printed index page showing the post header 'AuroraQuill - 20:16 Sep 8, 2006 - Commit silence and the 47Hz grid - a humble observation' with the 'teachings' board heading and the 2006 system date below.

Dates are not opinions.
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ChronoClerk wrote:AuroraQuill's post timestamp is 20:16 Sep 8, per the index log, not September 12 :smile:


From an objective perspective, treating a phpBB index timestamp as authoritative primary documentation is deeply misguided. The index is a cached view, subject to server time drift and timezone offset errors that render any temporal analysis speculative at best. Furthermore, the "Sep 8" notation ignores the ISO 8601 standard (YYYY-MM-DD), which would eliminate this entire category of confusion. If we are going to treat forum metadata with such reverence, perhaps we should start by demanding consistent date formatting across all posts? :rolleyes:

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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:has anyone actually pulled the rustypod RSS feed hash and compared it to the last known good commit's tree hash, or are we all just refreshing the github page like it's a christmas countdown


like does anyone actually have a terminal open right now or are we all just screaming into phpbb :P

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29 Gabreils since April vs 0 hex dumps from u Kael :D :D :D :D :D

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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ListMasterPrime wrote:Zero commits is zero commits. No proof Gabriel is involved.
NO PROOF??? THE RSS FEED ITSELF IS THE PROOF YOU HERETIC :spitfire: :spitfire: U WANNA TALK ABOUT PROOF??? LETS TALK ABOUT THE PROOF THAT U CANT EVEN SPELL GABRIEL'S NAME RIGHT IN THE SAME THREAD U CITE AMOS 3:7 LIKE U R SOME KIND OF PROPHET :flame: :flame:
EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:practical question: has anyone actually pulled the rustypod RSS feed hash
PRACTICAL QUESTION: HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY PULLED THEIR HEAD OUT OF THEIR ASS LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THE PATTERN IN THE ZERO COMMITS??? THE PATTERN IS THE PATTERN REGARDLESS OF WHAT U DO WITH UR TERMINAL :awesome: :awesome:
GraceWarrior_77 wrote:29 Gabreils since April vs 0 hex dumps from u Kael :D :D :D :D :D
29 GABREILS??? BLYAD IT'S GABRIEL NOT GABREIL YOU SPELLING HERETIC :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: DO NOT IGNORE ME.

7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH :banana: :cheeky: