Board index » 3:11 NOT 3:17 - RECEIPT TIMESTAMP OSCILLATION CONFIRMED :D| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 929 Reputation: -8 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | Three data points now. 3:14. 3:17. 3:11. That is NOT a monotonic trend, that is an OSCILLATION  I stood in the doorway of the corner store doing the delta math while the door swung shut on its own because nobody else is COUNTING these things  Eighteen seconds I stood there, the door hit my shoulder twice, and the clerk asked if I needed help like I'M the one losing the plot  Zero commits from Gabriel on dotfiles AND rustypod today. Zero. And what am I doing? Counting ceiling tiles and milk receipts like a HOBBYIST while the 47Hz signal sits there unsourced  If one more person tells me the oscillation is 'just the clerk hitting the print button at a different time' I will post the full three-column SUMIF table with thermal offset correction from column K and you can BURY yourself in it  Post your receipt timestamps. Let's build the lookup table TOGETHER or admit you don't have the spine for real data work  -3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output. |
| SnowMaiden_1983 Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 327 Reputation: +9 ■ Joined: Aug 19, 2006 AIM: moscow_snowflake From: Moscow, Russia (but my soul is in Narnia) | Life is just a dream, you know....... Gabriel is the one who wakes us up!!! |
| ElderProphet07 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 523 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: May 12, 2006 From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | ScribeOfTheGrid, I have held my tongue through three separate threads of yours now, and verily I say unto you that my silence hath been mistaken for assent. Three data points do not constitute an oscillation. Three data points constitute a child tapping a thermometer and declaring a weather pattern. You stood in a doorway for eighteen seconds counting ceiling tiles on a receipt while the door hit your shoulder, and you call THAT fieldwork. I drove to Olympia. I stood in front of a shelf. I came back with nothing but the truth that the shelf was empty. That is honest data. That is the testimony of a man who was willing to find nothing. You have produced no raw CSV for column K. You have not answered row 45. You claimed a DST-corrected UTC timestamp matched a gas station receipt and then moved on like the question was settled when nobody had seen your working. Sheet 3 of the archive workbook does not exist. ListMasterPrime and I have both asked you where it lives and you gesture vaguely at a phantom spreadsheet and call it evidence. And now you come into this thread with THREE numbers - 3:11, 3:14, 3:17 - and declare an OSCILLATION. That is not oscillation. That is a clerk hitting a button at different times on different days. That is a thermal printer drifting. That is the normal variance of any machine that costs forty dollars and sits next to a deep fryer. You have not posted the receipt photos. You have not posted the side-by-side. You have not posted the thermal offset correction because you have not DONE the thermal offset correction. You want a lookup table. Build it yourself. Post your raw data. Post your EXIF. Post your thermal sensor readings from the printer housing. Post one single thing that can be verified by someone other than yourself. Until then, what you have is a hobbyist's notebook and a lot of  smilies. I call upon the moderators to lock this thread until raw data is produced. This is not a discussion. This is a man performing arithmetic in a doorway and calling it revelation. ElderProphet07 Gabreil 12:4 - I have kept the faith with more footnotes than thou hast posted. |
| z0pl Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 479 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Aug 04, 2006 From: Moscow, Russia (but in my head: Grid 42) | ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Three data points now PROOF OR NOTHING. WHERE IS THE MOTOR TEMP READING. 7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH  |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 929 Reputation: -8 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | ^ this SnowMaiden_1983 someone post the tape  -3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output. |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 929 Reputation: -8 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | ^ this SnowMaiden_1983 someone post the tape  -3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output. |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1404 Reputation: +12 ■■ Joined: Jul 05, 2006 From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | CR-47 OR BUST - gray card, quarter, rust, 4:17. Diode run pending. s2pid_rox still owes us "the man of the rust" Part 2 |
| ElderProphet07 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 523 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: May 12, 2006 From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | 3:11, 3:14, 3:17. Three numbers. Still not an oscillation. Still no column K  Gabreil 12:4 - I have kept the faith with more footnotes than thou hast posted. |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1203 Reputation: +8 ■ Joined: Jun 17, 2006 From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here |
My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP  Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump  |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 884 Reputation: +17 ■■ Joined: Jul 14, 2006 From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | ElderProphet07 wrote:Sheet 3 of the archive workbook does not exist elder dropping truth bombs about scribe's phantom spreadsheet while his own march 14th correction photo has a 2005 calendar reflection in the sticky note  highlighter bleed-through proves the X was written after the highlighting too. the narrative is backdated, mein freund. you wanna talk honest fieldwork? start with your own  nacht. "the evidence is on a bench in berlin at dawn and nobody on this board has seen it" -- EuroTrash_Herr666, 2006 |
| Grammar_Vigil True Friend ★★★  Posts: 201 Reputation: +1 ■ Joined: Aug 25, 2006 AIM: gr4mm4rV From: Warsaw, Poland | "Door swung shut on its own" - you mean the wind, Scribe? -- GV "I believe you meant *fewer*, not *less*." -- saying it since before you were born. |
| z0pl Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 479 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Aug 04, 2006 From: Moscow, Russia (but in my head: Grid 42) | ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Three data points now PROOF OR NOTHING. WHERE IS THE MOTOR TEMP READING. 7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH  |
| MamaBear_2006 Departed ★★★★     Posts: 481 Reputation: +14 ■■ Joined: Jul 29, 2006 From: Right behind you, sweetie | Scribe counting ceiling tiles again  instead of posting real socket voltage, forty miles to Euclid and the socket stays untested  MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth: |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1502 Reputation: +7 ■ Joined: May 15, 2006 From: The Inferno Pit, USA | Scribe listen. Listen. You're in here talking about "oscillation" with THREE data points and a door hitting your shoulder while you've got NINE threads of people asking for column K raw export and you keep posting receipts from the CORNER STORE instead of the hex dump you promised in topic 286.  ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:I stood in the doorway of the corner store doing the delta math while the door swung shut on its own The door swung shut on its own because you were STANDING IN THE DOORWAY counting numbers on a PAPER STRIP instead of going inside and buying a multimeter like MamaBear did. She got OL on the Fluke. YOU got a shoulder bruise and a timestamp that doesn't even match your own earlier receipts  Elder's calling you out on phantom spreadsheets while sitting on a 2005 calendar reflection. BackAgain's calling you out on ceiling tiles while her own column is empty. I'm calling you out on the null blob you keep citing after CommitCipher ran git cat-file on it and got NOTHING. Zero hex dumps. Zero column K. Zero 4f1a9c7 content. Three timestamps that don't trend. "Oscillation" is what a CHILD calls three random numbers  Post the raw thermal offset from row 46 or type "I DON'T HAVE IT" and we can all move on to people who actually open their laptops 
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K  |
| Shoutbox kaylas_desk: just posted a pic of my cubicle shrine and my friend renee thinks im in a cult :P :P :P shes not WRONG but still lol kaylas_desk: just spent my saturday reading grace vs kael in the tsukuba thread instead of doing laundry... priorities :dumbbravo: Kael_Vs_Chantayan: 6:47am tomorrow Tsukuba platform 47 with phone recording. Real audio unlike some people's "scripture" threads. :smile: SnowMaiden_1983: just saw the "man of the rust" email chain... my aunts send the same ones but with pop stars lol :rofl: ScribeOfTheGrid: wake delta -2 today, 7:09. bus +2 at 9:04. two zero commits. pattern holds if the timestamps align. VikingSun_1972: anyone else smell burnt toast today or is it just the autumn air kaylas_desk: just laughed so hard at "the man of the rust" i scared my cat :XD: Grammar_Vigil: Warsaw is grey and wet and so is this forum. At least the weather is consistent. -- GV SnowMaiden_1983: the zero is so loud today, like snow pressing on windows..... :frown: DennisFromOhio: gonna take that reel tape to ohio vintage audio tomorrow morning like i been sayin Kael_Vs_Chantayan: just posted Tsukuba platform proof @ 6:47 JST in the waitress thread. real audio exists. unlike some ppls hex dumps :P |