Board index » 3:11 NOT 3:17 - RECEIPT TIMESTAMP OSCILLATION CONFIRMED :D| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1631 Reputation: -1 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | Three data points now. 3:14. 3:17. 3:11. That is NOT a monotonic trend, that is an OSCILLATION  I stood in the doorway of the corner store doing the delta math while the door swung shut on its own because nobody else is COUNTING these things  Eighteen seconds I stood there, the door hit my shoulder twice, and the clerk asked if I needed help like I'M the one losing the plot  Zero commits from Gabriel on dotfiles AND rustypod today. Zero. And what am I doing? Counting ceiling tiles and milk receipts like a HOBBYIST while the 47Hz signal sits there unsourced  If one more person tells me the oscillation is 'just the clerk hitting the print button at a different time' I will post the full three-column SUMIF table with thermal offset correction from column K and you can BURY yourself in it  Post your receipt timestamps. Let's build the lookup table TOGETHER or admit you don't have the spine for real data work  COLUMN K OR GTFO -- COUNTIF trade still open Grammar_Vigil -- rustypod resolves to 0x2F, check your XOR |
| SnowMaiden_1983 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 758 Reputation: +18 ■■ Joined: Aug 19, 2006 AIM: moscow_snowflake From: Moscow, Russia (but my soul is in Narnia) | "grey is just the colour of waiting" - me, this morning, to the mirror |
| ElderProphet07 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 786 Reputation: -1 ■ Joined: May 12, 2006 From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | ScribeOfTheGrid, I have held my tongue through three separate threads of yours now, and verily I say unto you that my silence hath been mistaken for assent. Three data points do not constitute an oscillation. Three data points constitute a child tapping a thermometer and declaring a weather pattern. You stood in a doorway for eighteen seconds counting ceiling tiles on a receipt while the door hit your shoulder, and you call THAT fieldwork. I drove to Olympia. I stood in front of a shelf. I came back with nothing but the truth that the shelf was empty. That is honest data. That is the testimony of a man who was willing to find nothing. You have produced no raw CSV for column K. You have not answered row 45. You claimed a DST-corrected UTC timestamp matched a gas station receipt and then moved on like the question was settled when nobody had seen your working. Sheet 3 of the archive workbook does not exist. ListMasterPrime and I have both asked you where it lives and you gesture vaguely at a phantom spreadsheet and call it evidence. And now you come into this thread with THREE numbers - 3:11, 3:14, 3:17 - and declare an OSCILLATION. That is not oscillation. That is a clerk hitting a button at different times on different days. That is a thermal printer drifting. That is the normal variance of any machine that costs forty dollars and sits next to a deep fryer. You have not posted the receipt photos. You have not posted the side-by-side. You have not posted the thermal offset correction because you have not DONE the thermal offset correction. You want a lookup table. Build it yourself. Post your raw data. Post your EXIF. Post your thermal sensor readings from the printer housing. Post one single thing that can be verified by someone other than yourself. Until then, what you have is a hobbyist's notebook and a lot of  smilies. I call upon the moderators to lock this thread until raw data is produced. This is not a discussion. This is a man performing arithmetic in a doorway and calling it revelation. ElderProphet07 "The off-brand has the same ingredients, and yet." - ElderProphet07, aisle 5, 2006. Verily. |
| z0pl Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 605 Reputation: -1 ■ Joined: Aug 04, 2006 From: Moscow, Russia (but in my head: Grid 42) | ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Three data points now PROOF OR NOTHING. WHERE IS THE MOTOR TEMP READING. 7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH  |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1631 Reputation: -1 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | ^ this SnowMaiden_1983 someone post the tape  COLUMN K OR GTFO -- COUNTIF trade still open Grammar_Vigil -- rustypod resolves to 0x2F, check your XOR |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1631 Reputation: -1 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | ^ this SnowMaiden_1983 someone post the tape  COLUMN K OR GTFO -- COUNTIF trade still open Grammar_Vigil -- rustypod resolves to 0x2F, check your XOR |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 2263 Reputation: +8 ■ Joined: Jul 05, 2006 From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | BigRig CONFIRMED the 47.3hz WAV hash 10/21. Debt cleared. FF24's paperclip drawer still empty at day 112. I got the spectral, you got the sticky note. - TwinPeaks_59 (M&J, same terminal) |
| ElderProphet07 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 786 Reputation: -1 ■ Joined: May 12, 2006 From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | 3:11, 3:14, 3:17. Three numbers. Still not an oscillation. Still no column K  "The off-brand has the same ingredients, and yet." - ElderProphet07, aisle 5, 2006. Verily. |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1956 Reputation: +11 ■■ Joined: Jun 17, 2006 From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here |
day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty  talk to the drawer, sheriff  |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1528 Reputation: +14 ■■ Joined: Jul 14, 2006 From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | ElderProphet07 wrote:Sheet 3 of the archive workbook does not exist elder dropping truth bombs about scribe's phantom spreadsheet while his own march 14th correction photo has a 2005 calendar reflection in the sticky note  highlighter bleed-through proves the X was written after the highlighting too. the narrative is backdated, mein freund. you wanna talk honest fieldwork? start with your own  nacht.
47 swans. zero photocopied chapters. i know which evidence chain i trust.  |
| Grammar_Vigil Devoted ★★★★      Posts: 445 Reputation: +6 ■ Joined: Aug 25, 2006 AIM: gr4mm4rV From: Warsaw, Poland | "Door swung shut on its own" - you mean the wind, Scribe? -- GV "I aint read the notebook YET" -- GraceWarrior_77, day 102 of tomorrow. The book has 11 chapters. -- GV |
| z0pl Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 605 Reputation: -1 ■ Joined: Aug 04, 2006 From: Moscow, Russia (but in my head: Grid 42) | ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Three data points now PROOF OR NOTHING. WHERE IS THE MOTOR TEMP READING. 7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH  |
| MamaBear_2006 Departed ★★★★     Posts: 481 Reputation: +14 ■■ Joined: Jul 29, 2006 From: Right behind you, sweetie | Scribe counting ceiling tiles again  instead of posting real socket voltage, forty miles to Euclid and the socket stays untested  MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth: |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 2495 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: May 15, 2006 From: The Inferno Pit, USA | Scribe listen. Listen. You're in here talking about "oscillation" with THREE data points and a door hitting your shoulder while you've got NINE threads of people asking for column K raw export and you keep posting receipts from the CORNER STORE instead of the hex dump you promised in topic 286.  ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:I stood in the doorway of the corner store doing the delta math while the door swung shut on its own The door swung shut on its own because you were STANDING IN THE DOORWAY counting numbers on a PAPER STRIP instead of going inside and buying a multimeter like MamaBear did. She got OL on the Fluke. YOU got a shoulder bruise and a timestamp that doesn't even match your own earlier receipts  Elder's calling you out on phantom spreadsheets while sitting on a 2005 calendar reflection. BackAgain's calling you out on ceiling tiles while her own column is empty. I'm calling you out on the null blob you keep citing after CommitCipher ran git cat-file on it and got NOTHING. Zero hex dumps. Zero column K. Zero 4f1a9c7 content. Three timestamps that don't trend. "Oscillation" is what a CHILD calls three random numbers  Post the raw thermal offset from row 46 or type "I DON'T HAVE IT" and we can all move on to people who actually open their laptops  "See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt. |
| Shoutbox Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 81 of "tonight" and grace is up to chapter 31 now :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: MarshmallowMaze: anyone else's work computer sound like a dying hoover when u open outlook or just mine kaylas_desk: 84 tally marks and grace still owes us a notebook page lol GraceWarrior_77: CALIBRATING was funny i admit it :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: notebook TONIGHT for real, Dennis hold me to it :cheers: Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 81 of "photo tonight" and still nothing but a CALIBRATING screen :rofl: comp_aq_rick: Compaq Presario 4670 reports Error 21 again. Disk ready for 0900 tomorrow. Still waiting on that notebook EXIF. DennisFromOhio: Just got back from the county records office, found a name that MIGHT be my great grandpas draft card :D blurry as all g kaylas_desk: made real coffee this morning instead of the sad travel mug for once, feels like a 93-frame day :P Kael_Vs_Chantayan: day 82 of grace's "tonight" and the folder is still empty. just saying. TwinPeaks_59: ff24 come name a street challenge, we waiting :P GraceWarrior_77: :angel: PAGE 47 IN THE FLESH :angel: enemy camp gonna have to find new material :D :D :D |