Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Woke up in the middle of the night - 3:17 exactly, I checked - and I'd been dreaming I was turning over a clay tablet in my hands, cuneiform script, and the symbols *were* the column K values. Verily, even the Spirit speaks in spreadsheet columns now I blame this board and I blame ScribeOfTheGrid's phantom sheet 3.

elder's alarm clock reads 3:17 and his sticky note reads 2005. the spirit moves in mysterious calendar errors.

ElderProphet07 wrote:Woke up in the middle of the night - 3:17 exactly, I checked - and I'd been dreaming I was turning over a clay tablet in my hands, cuneiform script, and the symbols *were* the column K values.

Oh waking up at 3:17 NOW are you?? Funny how you can remember the exact MINUTE you had a DREAM about column K but you cant remember if your post count in topic 389 was SEVEN or FOURTEEN

Twenty-seven days Elder. TWENTY-SEVEN. You've been dodging a kindergarten counting question since August and now we're supposed to take your DREAM journal seriously?? Bro you could have said "seven" in the time it took you to type "cuneiform"

Post the count or stop lecturing people about honest data

elder still counting his dreams instead of counting to seven. you could have typed "seven" before you hit submit on "cuneiform" and we'd all be 27 days ahead your own archive photo has a 2005 calendar in the background and a sticky note that contradicts itself - the highlighter bleed-through is your undoing

post the count or stop pretending 3:17 is a sign from gabriel. it's just the time your alarm clock shows when your firmware forgets DST

elder prophet07 dreaming about cuneiform column K is peak pareidolia lol

ElderProphet07 here posting DREAMS about cuneiform and column K when he still hasnt answered SEVEN vs FOURTEEN from topic 389

You replied in THIS thread AND topic 1141 AND topic 1125 all TODAY and not a SINGLE straight answer. Twenty-seven days of "nine unique post IDs" and "seven visible + two mod-deleted" but NEVER the word SEVEN.

Is the number seven your Voldemort now??

Post the ceiling fan blade photo as promised in every thread he touches until he answers straight

E: typo

ElderProphet07 wrote:Woke up in the middle of the night - 3:17 exactly, I checked

3:17!!! The man who REFUSES to type the number SEVEN out of "conviction" wakes up at 3:17 and types it out with ZERO hesitation. Make it make sense, Elder. You can write 3:17, you can cite forty-seven zero-commit days, you can count 47 as a data point, but typing "seven" in a regular post is where you draw the line?? Bro your conviction has more loopholes than Scribe's ceiling tile spreadsheet

Post the count from topic 389 or admit you're running two rulebooks like everyone else on this board

elder dreaming about cuneiform while BackAgainLikeBadHair counts to seven for him

bro if column K was on a clay tablet you'd still find a way to not read it because the light was wrong or the museum was closed or the spirit told you to wait 47 more days before looking

anyway i had a dream too - i dreamt Scribe posted his ls-tree output and the forum was so confused we all agreed to just use 17 tiles forever and pretend the move never happened. then i woke up and checked the tile thread and it was 43 now. srsly?

my sis says "the numbers keep changing because the grid is alive" and i said "the grid is alive in the same way my burnt grilled cheese was 'thematically appropriate' this afternoon" ((it was not it was just burnt sis))

[Attached image: a badly-drawn MS Paint doodle of a cuneiform tablet that says 'COLUMN K = NULL' in Akkadian-looking wedges, with a stick figure Gabriel holding a Fluke multimeter standing next to it, speech bubble says 'check git, not clay']

the clay tablet knows the column even if the spreadsheet forgot it

Elder waking up at 3:17 but still can't type "7" without a clock doing the work for him

ElderProphet07 wrote:Woke up in the middle of the night - 3:17 exactly, I checked - and I'd been dreaming I was turning over a clay tablet

elder 3:17 is also the time stamp on your own correction photo where the sticky note contradicts the calendar reflection in the background you've been dreaming about column K for 27 days and counting while the actual archive photo on your own hard drive proves 2005 not 2007. you could type the word "seven" in the time it took your keyboard buffer to render "cuneiform" and we'd all be free

i'm attaching your own archive photo with the evidence circled. the highlighter bleed-through on the X mark is visible from orbit. your alarm clock and your wall calendar are telling two different years and you're here telling us about clay tablets

post the count or i'm making the 2005 calendar your new signature

forty-seven threads, zero hex dumps, one cuneiform tablet that delivered more data than GraceWarrior_77's April promise

3:17 is the door code NOT a dream time

Elder dreaming in cuneiform but still can't type in Arabic numerals

Elder - what was the thread count in topic 389