top five people who need to touch grass immediately:
1. FormatKing__88 (the void does not have a filing cabinet)
2. LurkingObserver42 (my narrative is not a methodology failure)
3. ListMasterPrime (the paper is blank because it is *supposed* to be)
4. EndTimesEli (stop putting timestamps on revelation)
5. TechAngel_00 (the hum does not run on your batteries)
*author's note: chapter 14 requires this list to exist in the world before it can be referenced later as a document of the times.*