Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

So I go to the grocery store tonight. Just for milk. ONE thing on the list. I walk in, I walk out, I have four candles in my basket and zero milk and a receipt that doesn't make sense because apparently I am DESTINED to accumulate things I never meant to collect - kind of like how FormatKing__88 has been collecting dangling semicolons in his signature since JULY while citing §5.2 at everyone else's formatting crimes like some kind of grammar cop with a BADGE made of his own typos

Four candles. A new candle. Because three wasn't enough apparently - and you know what ELSE three wasn't enough? Three months of FormatKing__88 promising to fix his sig and STILL having that semicolon hanging there like a dead tooth in an otherwise empty mouth of formatting authority

I counted the candles on my counter when I got home. Twenty-seven. Twenty-seven candles in a one-bedroom apartment above a salon that I RENT and you want to know the real number? The real number is that I have SEVEN candles in the living room and FOURTEEN in the bedroom and that adds up to exactly the kind of simple arithmetic that ElderProphet07 has been avoiding for TWENTY-SIX DAYS in topic 389 while claiming NINE UNIQUE POST IDs like that's an answer any honest person would give

But this thread is about FormatKing__88. Who still has the semicolon. Who will reply to this with a numbered list citing the forum rules §4.2 subsection 3 about signature length limitations while ignoring that HIS OWN SIGNATURE HAS BEEN TECHNICALLY INVALID FOR THREE CALENDAR MONTHS.

The candles are a metaphor. Or they're not. I don't know. I'm gonna go stare at them until I figure out if I'm the person who buys four candles instead of milk or the person who cares about a semicolon that has been rotting in public since before I came back to this forum.

[Attached image: A blurry bathroom mirror selfie showing a bathroom counter with four unlit candles - white pillar, red jar candle, cream taper, and a short green votive - arranged in a row. In the mirror reflection, you can see someone's arm holding a phone and a partially visible ceiling fan blade behind them spray-painted with 'B-47 7/14?' in red.]

^ this.