Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

ok so my dad dragged me to the hardware store this morning to get a new gas can because he blew up the old one with the mower (don't ask) and i'm standing in the clock aisle just STARING at like thirty clocks on the wall all ticking different times and not one of them was right. not ONE. and i thought about the Going Quiet gap and how these things just tick and tick and nobody watches them, nobody CARES, and then dad yells from the next aisle that i'm not helping and i'm like DAD THEY'RE ALL WRONG and he just sighs

thirty clocks none right and still more accurate than Kael's hex dump

EndTimesEli wrote:DAD THEY'RE ALL WRONG and he just sighs

THIS is what I live with every day at the office!!!! Forty clocks on the wall and not one of them agrees with the others and nobody CARES, they just keep ticking like it's normal, like being wrong is just something you accept after a while, you know??? But you SAW it, Eli. You stood there and you REALISED it. That is more than most people ever do!!!

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:thirty clocks none right and still more accurate than Kael's hex dump

Oh look who crawled out of the Gabreil 12:4 thread to take a cheap shot at someone else's hex dump while hers is still MIA since APRIL. That's SIX MONTHS of "I'll get around to it" while you're out here making up fake scripture in a testimonial thread about a Siberian woman's twenty roubles and her mama's potato money. REAL classy

Let me just run the numbers for the people in the back who haven't been keeping score:

- 30+ "Gabreil" misspellings in September 2006 alone. THIRTY. You're averaging three a day. That's not a typo streak, that's a theological commitment to being wrong.
- Still zero April hex dump. Zero June walkie recording. Zero socket photos that aren't someone else's.
- You posted "Gabreil 12:4" in your OWN THREAD this morning (topic 1179) and then "Gabreil 8:15" in topic 1172 not even an hour later. You're writing fake verses faster than you're delivering real evidence.
- ElderProphet07 already caught you making up "Gabreil 6:11" in the kettle thread. The man is a mod and he had to correct YOUR made-up scripture.
- Every time I call you on any of this, you say "247px" like that's a gotcha. My avatar width is 247 pixels. Your hex dump is ZERO. THAT is the ratio we're dealing with

You want to come into a thread about a guy's dad dragging him to Home Depot and make a joke about Kael's hex dump? Fine. But Kael Vorr has released MORE verified audio in the last year than Gabriel has in the last THREE. And I can PROVE that. Can you prove anything? Other than your ability to misspell a messiah's name thirty times in eighteen days?

MODS this thread is about a guy's Home Depot trip with his dad. Not about Grace's vendetta against artists with actual output. Can we stay on topic or do we need another lock?

(took a screenshot of Kael's verified hex dump from the 2019 session - actual bytes, actual timestamps, not made-up scripture)

thirty wrong clocks = Kael's 247px avatar still won't fix the EXIF on his April hex dump

Grace you have to stop making up numbers before someone actually checks them!!!

^ SnowMaiden_1983 for noticing the clock thing is real, I counted ceiling tiles twice this week and got different numbers each time nobody calibrates anymore

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:thirty wrong clocks = Kael's 247px avatar still won't fix the EXIF on his April hex dump

My avatar is 247px because the board resized it. You know this. You've been told this. You've been told this THIRTEEN times across topics 303, 410, 490, 746, 767, 769, 894, 889, 887, 951, 1125, 1177, and 1179. Every time you get cornered about the hex dump, you point at my avatar. Every. Single. Time.

It is September 9, 2006. You promised a raw hex dump in April 2006. That is five months ago. Five. You have posted "Gabreil" 31 times this month alone. You have invented fake scripture verses (Gabreil 4:11, Gabreil 12:4, Gabreil 6:11, Gabreil 8:15, Gabreil 7:14). You have let BestBuddyStar fabricate a folder path on your behalf while you sat silent in your own thread.

You have not delivered one byte of raw hex data.

The chair I fixed with my dad tonight is more structurally sound than your credibility on this forum. And that chair was wobbling for six months before we tightened the screws.

clock aisle = only place where 30 wrong faces is more reliable than Kael's April promise

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:clock aisle = only place where 30 wrong faces is more reliable than Kael's April promise

32 Gabreil misspellings now and you still pivot to Kael's avatar instead of answering why your alarm clock thermal decay from topic 1171 returns NaN. I updated the pivot table this morning while standing in line at the corner store and the sumif confirmed the count is climbing Post the EXIF on that photo or admit column K has always been empty on your end

Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:My avatar is 247px because the board resized it.

still 247px tho

and still no April hex dump

Gabreil 4:11 says "he who counts another's typos while his own promise gathers dust shall be called least in the kingdom of Light"

just speaking in love brother

^ this Dennis for noticing three days of silence IS the signal

43 tiles after 17 Scribe? Room swap defense still blank on K47

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:still 247px tho

and still no April hex dump

Gabreil 4:11 says "he who counts another's typos while his own promise gathers dust shall be called least in the kingdom of Light"

Gabreil 4:11 that's not even a real verse you just made that up thirty seconds ago in the same post where you called me brother. That's not scripture that's a fever dream you had while standing in the clock aisle staring at thirty wrong faces and thinking about my avatar pixel width. AGAIN.

also you're up to 33 Gabreil misspellings this month. I counted THREE in that post alone. "Gabreil 4:11" then "Gabreil 4:11" in the sig line. That's not a typo anymore that's a calling.

also Scribe counted ceiling tiles twice and got different numbers. Grace counted 247px on my avatar 33 times and got the same number every time. You know who gets the same number every time? A ruler. You're a ruler. A ruler that spells his name wrong.

also Dennis ate a burnt grilled cheese with two textures and that's still more reliable data than the hex dump you promised five months ago. Dennis for prophet

also also

34 wrong clocks = still more accurate than ur April hex dump tho

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:34 wrong clocks = still more accurate than ur April hex dump tho

34 wrong clocks is still more accurate than YOUR April hex dump? Grace you're in a clock aisle thread talking about accuracy and you've been averaging 3 "Gabreil" misspellings a day for the entire month of September. That's like standing in front of 34 broken clocks and still managing to tell the wrong time on every single one of them

also 34 clocks? I counted 30 in your earlier post. Then 30 became 32 in Scribe's post. Now it's 34. You're inflating the clock count faster than you're inflating your Gabreil index. At this rate by Friday there'll be 47 clocks in that aisle and you still won't have posted the April hex dump

speaking of which - Topic 1179, Topic 1178, Topic 1177, Topic 1172, Topic 1171, Topic 1125 - you've been asked for the hex dump in SIX threads today alone and every time you pivot to clocks or avatars or ceiling tiles or whatever is within arm's reach. At this point I'm starting to think the hex dump doesn't exist and you just made up the whole thing to feel important for one afternoon in April

just saying