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GraceWarrior_77
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Brethren :pray: the cheese man is NOT a joke, he is a lesson :angel: The gouda was a test and the checkout lane was the altar :2cents: I rebuke the lukewarm who mock the holy groceries :flame:

:pray: :angel: :cheers: :pray: :angel: :cheers:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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TruthSeeker_2020, please provide the EXACT hash string from line 7 of the spreadsheet raw data dump for the 1994 post to verify replication

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the cheese man was wearing a brown jacket tho i checked :P

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^ this :pray: ElderProphet07, the cheese man IS the test. The gouda was not a punchline, it was a sacrament :angel: I rebuke the lukewarm hearts who see a parable and call it a joke :flame: QFT :pray:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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i aint buyin it :rolleyes: whats the proof supposed to be

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ok but did anyone actually FIND the cheese receipt?? like from the shop?? if it was a sign there has to be a transaction record right??

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^ this QFT

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ClassOf04_Truther wrote:the cheese man was wearing a brown jacket tho i checked :P


from an outsider's perspective this is another example of selective memory overriding visual evidence. the gouda parable is clearly metaphorical so why are you fixating on garment coloration again?

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NeonNites_UK you keep asking about cheese receipts like that proves anything. kael vorr already documented the grocery store phenomenon back in 03, no receipt needed :rolleyes: :dumb: maybe if you spent less time demanding transaction records and more time reading the actual source material you wouldnt be so lost :wtf: :dumbbravo:

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LurkingObserver42 you said 'garment coloration' but its 'coloration' not 'colouration' in american english. pick a dictionary already :dumbbravo: just saying.

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but where is the cheese tho :sick: :confused: :wtf: i need to see it with my own eyes :rolleyes: :dumb: :deadhorse:

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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:did anyone run the cheese receipt timestamp against column J? :rolleyes: :confused:


from an objective standpoint this is absolute absurdity. you are asking a room full of people to perform forensic data analysis on a grocery receipt for gouda cheese?? :wtf: :dumb: where is the receipt?? :rolleyes: :confused: :sick: show us the physical artifact before we start talking about 'column j' which clearly does not exist in any standard accounting ledger :hammer: :banghead: i am trying to understand the methodology here but it seems like pure fabrication based on no evidence whatsoever :dumbbravo: :cheers:

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QFT ^ this :pray: the gouda parable is a TRUTH from the Lord and i will defend it against every scoffer who comes to this thread with a calculator instead of a heart :angel:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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ScribeOfTheGrid you misspelled 'collum' AND you want $20 for a receipt? :dumbbravo: :deadhorse: mods lock this

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sis wanted me to check the gouda receipt thread again for the lore but honestly? nine pages of arguing about a cheese receipt and nobody has even posted the actual scan. column j or column k or column whatever - show me the column or shut up about it.

still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D