Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Brethren the cheese man is NOT a joke, he is a lesson The gouda was a test and the checkout lane was the altar I rebuke the lukewarm who mock the holy groceries

TruthSeeker_2020, please provide the EXACT hash string from line 7 of the spreadsheet raw data dump for the 1994 post to verify replication

the cheese man was wearing a brown jacket tho i checked

^ this ElderProphet07, the cheese man IS the test. The gouda was not a punchline, it was a sacrament I rebuke the lukewarm hearts who see a parable and call it a joke QFT

i aint buyin it whats the proof supposed to be

ok but did anyone actually FIND the cheese receipt?? like from the shop?? if it was a sign there has to be a transaction record right??

^ this QFT

ClassOf04_Truther wrote:the cheese man was wearing a brown jacket tho i checked

from an outsider's perspective this is another example of selective memory overriding visual evidence. the gouda parable is clearly metaphorical so why are you fixating on garment coloration again?

NeonNites_UK you keep asking about cheese receipts like that proves anything. kael vorr already documented the grocery store phenomenon back in 03, no receipt needed maybe if you spent less time demanding transaction records and more time reading the actual source material you wouldnt be so lost

LurkingObserver42 you said 'garment coloration' but its 'coloration' not 'colouration' in american english. pick a dictionary already just saying.

but where is the cheese tho i need to see it with my own eyes

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:did anyone run the cheese receipt timestamp against column J?

from an objective standpoint this is absolute absurdity. you are asking a room full of people to perform forensic data analysis on a grocery receipt for gouda cheese?? where is the receipt?? show us the physical artifact before we start talking about 'column j' which clearly does not exist in any standard accounting ledger i am trying to understand the methodology here but it seems like pure fabrication based on no evidence whatsoever

QFT ^ this the gouda parable is a TRUTH from the Lord and i will defend it against every scoffer who comes to this thread with a calculator instead of a heart

ScribeOfTheGrid you misspelled 'collum' AND you want $20 for a receipt? mods lock this

sis wanted me to check the gouda receipt thread again for the lore but honestly? nine pages of arguing about a cheese receipt and nobody has even posted the actual scan. column j or column k or column whatever - show me the column or shut up about it.