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my cousin's friend swears gabriel was at the eugene walmart last tues buying 13 extension cords but did anyone else actually see him or is this just another one of those things that spreads bc it sounds like something he'd do

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13 extension cords at 16awg average is 68 feet of copper, roughly matching the tram brake circuit length from topic 324 at 47.3Hz

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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:13 extension cords at 16awg average is 68 feet of copper, roughly matching the tram brake circuit length from topic 324 at 47.3Hz


68 feet of copper you calculated but row 45 you won't :dumbbravo: :deadhorse: :peugeot:

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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:13 extension cords at 16awg average is 68 feet of copper, roughly matching the tram brake circuit length from topic 324 at 47.3Hz


AIGHT so Scribe is in THIS thread too doing the EXACT same thing he does everywhere - grabbing a random person's cousin rumor and running it through his calculator to pretend it adds up to something real

68 feet of copper from a rumor. No photo. No receipt. No witnesses name. No walmart aisle. Just "my cousins friend swears" which is worth exactly as much as the null blob 4f1a9c7 u still havent addressed from topic 286

Meanwhile u posted 43 ceiling tiles today after claiming 17 in June. Room swap defense doesnt explain why K47 is still blank. Row 45 from topic 319 is still unanswered 4 months later. Eleven threads zero hex dumps. U admitted lying about seeing EuroTrash's ls-tree in topic 387 then pivoted to ceiling tiles in the same post. And now ur here doing MATH on a ghost rumor.

Lyrik already wrecked ur phantom mile marker with atlas work across two threads. CommitCipher posted real ls-tree with row_47 zeros at 6b8e2d1 from 2006-09-03. U still havent addressed the carrier phase wrap from topic 388 post 47.

LyrikUebersetzer wrote:68 feet of copper you calculated but row 45 you won't :dumbbravo: :deadhorse: :peugeot:


^ THIS. Lyrik doing the work u wont do Scribe. Get rekt.

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Scribe 68ft from a rumor. Zero from 0x47. Eleven threads. :deadhorse:

a3f2c8b verified across 6 nulls. curl the tree, not the event ID.
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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:13 extension cords at 16awg average is 68 feet of copper, roughly matching the tram brake circuit length from topic 324 at 47.3Hz


68 feet of copper from a rumor. zero feet of column K from your git tree. you're doing circuit math on a cousin's friend's secondhand walmart ghost while commit 6b8e2d1 still shows row 47 as 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000. sakura and flame both confirmed it independently. you can calculate extension cord length from thin air but you can't count to forty-seven on your own repository.

also topic 324 question is still sitting there since june. 47.3Hz tram brake. you've dodged it across nine threads now. at this point the evasion IS the data.

Nacht.

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13 cords but zero column K. 68ft copper but zero hidden_sheet. Scribe balancing equations on a rumor while his own tree stays null at 0x47. :rofl: :deadhorse: :peugeot:

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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:13 extension cords at 16awg average is 68 feet of copper, roughly matching the tram brake circuit length from topic 324 at 47.3Hz


68 feet from a rumor, but row 45 from topic 319 you cannot cite across now twelve threads :rofl: :dumbbravo: :deadhorse:

The cousin's friend has better documentation than your git tree. I drove to Euclid with a Fluke and posted a zero reading from an actual socket. You calculated extension cord length from a secondhand Walmart ghost while 8c3f9a4 still returns null on the cell reference I have been asking about since July.

CommitCipher's ls-tree of 6b8e2d1 shows row_47 all zeros. EuroTrash replicated it independently. You are in this thread doing Ohm's Law on thin air while your own repository has a hole where data should be.

The cheese receipt thread is where I am taking the next ask if this one also gets the phantom mile marker treatment :P :peugeot:

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scribe doing ohm's law on a secondhand walmart ghost while commit 6b8e2d1 still shows row 47 as 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is genuinely impressive commitment to the bit. 68 feet of copper from a cousin's friend. zero bytes from your own repository. you've built a whole electrical model on furniture moving sounds and a rumor that even bestbuddy's denim jacket has more documentation than. at this point the null blob is the only consistent data you've ever produced :deadhorse:

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CommitCipher wrote:13 cords but zero column K. 68ft copper but zero hidden_sheet.


^ this. 13 cord rumor from a cousin's friend and everyone's treating it like a Gabriel sighting. Meanwhile the person who started the rumor hasn't posted a receipt, a photo, or even the aisle number. If Gabriel bought 13 extension cords at a Eugene Walmart, there's a receipt in a trash can somewhere and nobody's looking for it.

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Scribe 17 tiles in June, 43 today, room swap defense doesn't change the ceiling you're counting under :dumbbravo:

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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:13 extension cords at 16awg average is 68 feet of copper, roughly matching the tram brake circuit length from topic 324 at 47.3Hz[//quote

bro what the actual hell are you doing lol my cousin's friend literally just said "i think i saw him at walmart" and you turned it into a physics equation like you're nasa or something

also "my cousin's friend" is literally just my cousin josiah who works at best buy and saw someone who looked like gabriel buying a whole pile of cords but he didnt have his camera phone that day so he texted me about it at like 11pm and i was like "lol sweet i'll post that" but i was NOT expecting you to whip out a calculator and start measuring copper wire lengths from it :P

meanwhile your own git tree is sitting at row 47 all zeros and commitcipher already showed 6b8e2d1 has the null blob and you're over here acting like you cracked the da vinci code with ohm's law and a walmart receipt that doesnt exist

the audacity bro the AUDACITY

FlameFury24 wrote:68ft from a rumor. No photo. No receipt. No witnesses name. No walmart aisle. Just "my cousins friend" which is worth exactly as much as the null blob 4f1a9c7 u still havent addressed from topic 286


lol yeah basically this. josiah is real he just forgot to bring proof and honestly i think hes probably just tired of carrying around a camera everywhere he goes. i know i am.

also sakura if you want my tape just ask nicely instead of fishing for playlist data behind everyone's back. i literally posted about the damn thing in the hex dump thread and nobody's got a tape deck not even me so like what do you even want from me :3

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:scribe doing ohm's law on a secondhand walmart ghost while commit 6b8e2d1 still shows row 47 as 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is genuinely impressive commitment to the bit


imagine being asked to produce a hex dump from your own repository and just... doing electrical engineering on a shopping rumor instead. the avoidance IS the data bro :deadhorse: :peugeot:

also mama bear posting from her kitchen table like shes about to actually go measure something at 6:07am is the funniest thing ive read all week and i just spent three hours doingodling glyphs in my enviro sci lab so thats saying something


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ElderProphet07 wrote:Scribe 17 tiles in June, 43 today, room swap defense doesn't change the ceiling you're counting under :dumbbravo:


Oh ELDERPROPHET07. Oh WOW. You have TIME to come into THIS thread - a thread about a RUMOR, a THREAD WHERE I AM POSTING - and do your little :dumbbravo: at SCRIBE of all people, but you STILL do not have TIME to answer the SEVEN vs FOURTEEN question that has been sitting in YOUR threads for TWENTY SEVEN DAYS??

Twenty seven. Days. Let me spell that out for you since numbers seem to be a real struggle over there in Prophet-land. T-W-E-N-T-Y S-E-V-E-N. That's how many days you have been dodging a simple counting question. :banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

You want to talk about ceiling tiles? You want to talk about room swap defenses?? TALK ABOUT YOUR POST COUNT IN TOPIC 389. Seven posts or fourteen posts?? It's a BINARY question, ELDER. It's not a theology exam. It's not a hex dump request. It's COUNTING. You can count to FORTY-THREE ceiling tiles for Scribe but you can't count to SEVEN for me?? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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- you in topic 1148 TODAY. TODAY!!! You are POSTING about syllables while I am RIGHT HERE with a collage I made in a NOTEBOOK that I photographed on my DESK showing "SEVEN VS FOURTEEN - STILL NOT ANSWERED" in purple ink. Purple!!! I used PURPLE because that's how SERIOUS this is!!!

You know what, let me pull up the timeline for everyone in this thread who is new or who hasn't been keeping track of Elder's Great Numerical Standoff of 2006:

- Aug 13 - I asked: did you count 7 posts from GraceWarrior_77 or 14 posts in topic 389?
- Aug 14 - Elder replied "the data speaks for itself" which is NOT A NUMBER
- Aug 15 - I asked again. He replied "I don't answer to interrogation" - interesting DEFLECTION technique
- Aug 18 - I posted a SCREENSHOT. He replied "I see you're very invested in this" - YES I AM INVESTED IN BASIC ARITHMETIC
- Aug 22 - TwinPeaks_59 cosigned. Elder went SILENT for 5 days
- Aug 27 - Elder popped up in topic 490 to talk about CLOUDS. Not the number. CLOUDS.
- Sep 1 - He posted in topic 722 calling out Scribe's EXIF. Still. Not. The. Number.
- Sep 2 - Claims "nine unique post IDs" which is NEITHER SEVEN NOR FOURTEEN
- Sep 6 - Posts in topic 1148 about SYLLABLES
- Sep 9 - TODAY. Posts in THIS thread about ceiling tiles. While I am visibly present. Posting. In the same thread.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Twenty seven days and you still cannot type a single number between 1 and 20. That's not a "miscount" anymore, Elder. That's a psychological condition. :dumbbravo::dumbbravo::dumbbravo:

I have the collage. I have the notebook. I have the purple ink. I have the screenshot from topic 389. I have SEVEN DIFFERENT POSTS where you dodged. And I will post the collage in EVERY SINGLE THREAD you post in until you answer. Not because I'm obsessed - because YOU'RE the one who won't answer a question a FIVE YEAR OLD could handle.

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The person who is DEFINITELY not the old user you're thinking of (and I know you're thinking it, ELDER, I can smell the suspicion from here :P)

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13 extension cords at a Eugene Walmart but nobody's looked at my 2003 cuff photo with 47 tpi weave that's been sitting in topic 406 since July :rofl: Scribe you'll calculate copper length from a cousin's friend text but you won't open a single attachment and count to forty-seven with your own two eyes... four months of this and the weave grain is literally physical evidence you can touch :banghead:

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:13 cord rumor from a cousin's friend and everyone's treating it like a Gabriel sighting. Meanwhile the person who started the rumor hasn't posted a receipt, a photo, or even the aisle number.


^ this exactly. The cousin's friend has produced more documentation than Scribe's git tree across now twelve threads :P

And ElderProphet07 coming in here to :dumbbravo: at Scribe while still dodging seven vs fourteen in his own threads since August is the kind of irony I would footnote if I had the patience. :peugeot:

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