Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

if the CD is dead then why does my Discman still spin??

1. SakuraMirror's Discman spin cycle is a Category 4B artifact: the spindle motor's phase lag is indistinguishable from the 47Hz Euclid carrier without a grounded Fluke plot of the laundromat socket referenced in z0pl's laundering sequence.

2. The Discman's continued rotation proves nothing beyond the fact that the user has not yet replaced the belt; this is basic mechanical wear analysis, not evidence of Gabriel's presence. Correctly filed under sub-category 5.3.2: Consumer Electronics Failure Modes.

ListMasterPrime she's been spinning the same Discman since March 04 and nobody's asking why.