Board index » WTB: Actual gouda receipt that started all this| Kael_Vs_Chantayan Acolyte ★  Posts: 19 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Jul 20, 2006 From: A quiet corner of the internet | Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2006 5:14 pm ScribeOfTheGrid keeps talking about a gouda receipt timestamp but won't show a scan. I'll pay $5 + shipping for a PHOTO of the actual paper - not a transcription, not a cell reference. Anyone got it or is this all just column J mythology?  Real artists don't need glitter. They have soul. |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Acolyte ★  Posts: 20 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2006 5:34 pm column  J7 formula is public but nobody  reads the lookup table The last.fm timeline is a map. Each play is a step. Follow the scrobbles to the truth. |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Acolyte ★  Posts: 20 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2006 5:46 pm Kael_Vs_Chantayan I notice you claim the receipt is 'column J mythology' but you have not once opened the lookup table to check if the timestamp hash in cell B7 produces the same modulo-47 remainder as the shrine clock photo timestamp. That photo is displayable. The receipt transcription is verified against the Euclidean distance formula I posted in the basement. You are asking for a physical artifact that would prove exactly what the spreadsheet already proves. That is not skepticism. That is refusal to run the formula. The last.fm timeline is a map. Each play is a step. Follow the scrobbles to the truth. |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Acolyte ★  Posts: 20 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2006 6:02 pm Correction: Kael_Vs_Chantayan, the lookup table is in column K, not column J. Column J contains the raw timestamp hash output. The modulo-47 remainder is column K7, computed from J7 using the formula =MOD(J7,47). If you are going to offer $5 for a receipt photo, at least get the column reference right. The Euclidean distance proof in the basement also uses column K, not J. The last.fm timeline is a map. Each play is a step. Follow the scrobbles to the truth. |
| GraceWarrior_77 Acolyte ★  Posts: 21 Reputation: +1 ■ Joined: Jul 02, 2006 From: 2 Chronicles 7:14 | Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2006 6:02 pm Gabriel 3:16 - 'Let not your heart be troubled, for the Light flows through me always.' |
| Kael_Vs_Chantayan Acolyte ★  Posts: 19 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Jul 20, 2006 From: A quiet corner of the internet | Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2006 6:05 pm QFT to NeonNites_UK. ScribeOfTheGrid, you keep talking about formulas and cell references but you still haven't posted a scan. thats all anyone is asking for. just a scan. until then its all column J mythology like i said. Real artists don't need glitter. They have soul. |
| LyrikUebersetzer Acolyte ★  Posts: 15 Reputation: -1 ■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2006 6:16 pm column J mythology? the column is K and the formula is =MOD(J7,47)  „Die Stille zwischen den Worten ist lauter als jeder Schrei." - G.C. (my translation, v. 2.3) |
| Kael_Vs_Chantayan Acolyte ★  Posts: 19 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Jul 20, 2006 From: A quiet corner of the internet | Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2006 6:29 pm QFT to NeonNites_UK. ScribeOfTheGrid you keep saying 'the formula is in column K' like that changes anything. still no scan. still no scan. still no scan.  ScribeOfTheGrid you are the one who keeps deflecting with formulas when everyone just wants to see the actual piece of paper. you say 'the receipt transcription is verified against the Euclidean distance formula' but who verified it? you? on your own spreadsheet? thats not proof thats a circular argument. GraceWarrior_77 says 'rebuke doubt' and i get that you guys are all about faith and light and whatever but i am not asking for a sign from heaven. i am asking for a JPG. a photo. a scan. something that exists outside your lookup table. until then i stand by what i said. column J mythology. column K mythology. whole spreadsheet is mythology. show me the receipt and i'll shut up. until then keep your =MOD formulas to yourself. Real artists don't need glitter. They have soul. |
| NeonNites_UK Acolyte ★  Posts: 13 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Aug 04, 2006 From: Surrey, UK (basically just a big car park with a Pret) | Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2006 6:34 pm GraceWarrior_77 typed 'gabreil' - proofread your prayers If you're not confused, you're not paying attention...... <3 |
| Kael_Vs_Chantayan Acolyte ★  Posts: 19 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Jul 20, 2006 From: A quiet corner of the internet | Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2006 6:39 pm EuroTrash_Herr666 you say 'cell k7' but the original receipt from the leipzig toilet is thermal paper from 2004. thermal paper fades. you scanned it in 2006? so where's the exif data on that tiff  just saying. Real artists don't need glitter. They have soul. |
| FlameFury24 Acolyte ★★  Posts: 27 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: May 15, 2006 From: The Inferno Pit, USA | Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2006 6:52 pm Kael_Vs_Chantayan still crying about scans while my Euclid photo sits unrefuted 
Euclid '06 survivor. I saw the grey hoodie.  |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Acolyte ★  Posts: 18 Reputation: +1 ■ Joined: Jul 14, 2006 From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2006 6:54 pm |
| Shoutbox z0pl: LurkingObserver42 said 'outsider' like it's a SHA hash smh my head EuroTrash_Herr666: anyone else notice the shrine clock runs 2 hours off? or is that just my thermal paper brain :dumb: z0pl: Kael Vorr in Kroger or it didn't happen - grid speaking in dairy casein! LurkingObserver42: mods please fix the scrollbar on sigs or i will start a thread about typographic violence MamaBear_2006: anyone here actually seen the cheese guy or is it all spreadsheets now ScribeOfTheGrid: If someone wants to actually run the formula in cell K7, I can post the spreadsheet again. DennisFromOhio: just finished trimming the lawn, anyone seen a weird porchlight flicker? NeonNites_UK: anyone else seen the receipt listing?? the numbers match?? :D |