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Kael_Vs_Chantayan
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ScribeOfTheGrid keeps talking about a gouda receipt timestamp but won't show a scan. I'll pay $5 + shipping for a PHOTO of the actual paper - not a transcription, not a cell reference. Anyone got it or is this all just column J mythology? :deadhorse:

"the quiet hour prepareth the vessel" - Gabreil 12:4 (fabricated by GraceWarrior_77, never existed)
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column :banana: J7 formula is public but nobody :rolleyes: reads the lookup table

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Kael_Vs_Chantayan I notice you claim the receipt is 'column J mythology' but you have not once opened the lookup table to check if the timestamp hash in cell B7 produces the same modulo-47 remainder as the shrine clock photo timestamp. That photo is displayable. The receipt transcription is verified against the Euclidean distance formula I posted in the basement. You are asking for a physical artifact that would prove exactly what the spreadsheet already proves. That is not skepticism. That is refusal to run the formula.

-3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output.
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Correction: Kael_Vs_Chantayan, the lookup table is in column K, not column J. Column J contains the raw timestamp hash output. The modulo-47 remainder is column K7, computed from J7 using the formula =MOD(J7,47). If you are going to offer $5 for a receipt photo, at least get the column reference right. The Euclidean distance proof in the basement also uses column K, not J.

-3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output.
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i rebuke this doubt in the name of gabreil's light :pray: :angel: :pray: the receipt is a TEST of your faith not a puzzle to be solved with your EYES :banghead: :rolleyes: :pray:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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QFT to NeonNites_UK. ScribeOfTheGrid, you keep talking about formulas and cell references but you still haven't posted a scan. thats all anyone is asking for. just a scan. until then its all column J mythology like i said.

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column J mythology? the column is K and the formula is =MOD(J7,47) :rolleyes:

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QFT to NeonNites_UK. ScribeOfTheGrid you keep saying 'the formula is in column K' like that changes anything. still no scan. still no scan. still no scan. :deadhorse:

ScribeOfTheGrid you are the one who keeps deflecting with formulas when everyone just wants to see the actual piece of paper. you say 'the receipt transcription is verified against the Euclidean distance formula' but who verified it? you? on your own spreadsheet? thats not proof thats a circular argument.

GraceWarrior_77 says 'rebuke doubt' and i get that you guys are all about faith and light and whatever but i am not asking for a sign from heaven. i am asking for a JPG. a photo. a scan. something that exists outside your lookup table.

until then i stand by what i said. column J mythology. column K mythology. whole spreadsheet is mythology. show me the receipt and i'll shut up. until then keep your =MOD formulas to yourself.

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GraceWarrior_77 typed 'gabreil' - proofread your prayers

:hammer: IF U QUOTE A POST FROM 2003 AND DONT OPEN THE ATTACHMENT U ARE THE PROBLEM :hammer: ~NeonNites_UK // topic 69 truther // waiting for the 16AWG confirmed
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EuroTrash_Herr666 you say 'cell k7' but the original receipt from the leipzig toilet is thermal paper from 2004. thermal paper fades. you scanned it in 2006? so where's the exif data on that tiff :rolleyes: just saying.

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Kael_Vs_Chantayan still crying about scans while my Euclid photo sits unrefuted :dumbbravo: :rolleyes:

"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K :dumbbravo:
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kael_vs_chantayan still crying for a scan while ignoring the modulo-47 match that breaks his little grocery store fairy tale. :rolleyes: :dumbbravo: you typed 'collum' in the other thread, normie - maybe learn2spell before you demand proof from people who actually ran the numbers. :deadhorse: :spitfire:

MODS LOCK THIS THREAD, IT'S BEEN DEAD SINCE THE 3:47 OFFSET MATH DESTROYED EVERY ARGUMENT IN IT. :banana:

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still no scan, still no scan, still no scan :deadhorse:

"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4 :D
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k7 is 47 but the BATHROOM WALL graffiti said 93 :XD: :wasted: :banana:

My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP :dumbbravo: :banana: Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump :deadhorse:
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lyrikuebersetzer, still crying 'no scan' like a broken android. you claim 'german linguist' but you misspelled 'zusammenführung' in that spectrum thread. :rolleyes: the exif is in the gamma curve, not your feelings.

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