| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 869
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From: My Filing Cabinet | 1. Chain emails that claim to be "so obviously fake" yet circulate for 14 years without mutation  2. Napkins used as photo evidence of bridge-or-breakdown debates; the medium is the message and the message is grease  3. Sister's unverifiable commentary on thermal paper and crochet tension analysis; please cite your tension gauge calibration certificate  4. Rustypod zero-push coincidences that ignore AWG receipt verification protocol entirely; this is not a signal, it is a protocol violation  5. Porch tea debates about whether a bridge needs to "do something" or can merely exist; existence is a verb and verbs require subjects 
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| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1398
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From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | ^ this ListMasterPrime especially #3. Sis is sitting right next to me reading over my shoulder going "he's not WRONG about the tension gauge" ((I have standards, the crochet tension matters)) - also #4 is extremely correct about the AWG receipt verification protocol being a joke lately but you KNOW who keeps ignoring it? FormatKing__88. Dude posts hex without the insulation temp rating every single time and calls it proof. At least you cite your categories. #2 though - the napkin medium criticism. I mean. You're not wrong about the grease  but also that napkin had the bridge debate written on it in purple pen at 3am and it's the only surviving document of our argument so [[sis wants me to add that #5 "existence is a verb and verbs require subjects" is an actual poet-level take and she respects it even if I'm supposed to be mad at you for calling us out  ]] ListMasterPrime top 5 list is the most honest thing on this board tonight and I say that as someone who got roasted on it. QFT  |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1201
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From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here | ListMasterPrime #2 is the forum post of the month and I'm not even joking  a napkin with purple ink at 3am being "the only surviving document" of a bridge argument is the most 2006 thing I've seen on this board since someone tried to submit a TI-83 graph as EXIF evidence Also TwinPeaks_59's sister now has a higher approval rating on this forum than half the regulars and she's not even registered 
My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP   Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump  |