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GraceWarrior_77
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From: 2 Chronicles 7:14
LurkingObserver42 your :rolleyes: :banghead: signature is 47 lines of pure :spam: and it breaks the board layout on my 800x600. mods please lock his account until he repents and resizes. :hammer:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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learn2resize, lurker. nobody's reading your 47-line epic about gouda anyway.

"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4 :D
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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:learn2resize, lurker. nobody's reading your 47-line epic about gouda anyway.


it is not an 'epic' it is a sociological data log and you are missing the point of structural integrity in forum design :rolleyes:

LurkingObserver42 | Anthropology Major | "The data does not care about your feelings." :dumb: :frown:
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LurkingObserver42 your sig is 47 lines of noise and zero signal :banghead:

"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4 :D
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LurkingObserver42, I appreciate that you put effort into your signature, but can you tell me how many lines it is exactly? I tried to count it on my 1024x768 monitor at home but I lost track around line 30. My eyes aren't what they used to be. Also, does the size of the signature affect the loading time of the page for dial-up users? I just want to understand the practical side of this argument before I take a side. Regards, Dennis

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LurkingObserver42 your sig is 47 lines of pure :spam: and you STILL haven't answered GraceWarrior_77's question about the board layout. MODS this is a forum design violation and also a crime against good taste :hammer: :spitfire:

"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K :dumbbravo:
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QFT, LyrikUebersetzer. 47 lines is too much :rolleyes:

shoebox full of grandpas photos and a reel tape that wont spin - thats my september in a nutshell :D
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LurkingObserver42 i counted your sig on my CRT and it is EXACTLY 47 lines which is the same number as the 47 Hz carrier wave that Gabreil's gouda cheese man manifested at 1:47 AM :D :D :D so maybe before you call my socket test a sin you should ask why your sig is a PROPHECY and not a data log :rolleyes: also DennisFromOhio i love you brother but your dial-up argument is a red herring from the enemy :banana: :banana: :banana:
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82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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DennisFromOhio asked a practical question about dial-up loading time five posts ago and every single person in this thread ignored it to argue about aesthetics and banana emoticons. The answer is yes, a 47-line signature adds approximately 3-4KB to every page load on a board that already serves 30 posts per page, which on a 56K modem means an extra 0.5 to 0.7 seconds per page view. Multiply that by the seventeen threads LurkingObserver42 has posted in today and you are talking about ten seconds of cumulative loading time that could have been spent reading actual testimony instead of scrolling past a sociological data log about cheese. LurkingObserver42, if your data log is so important, put it in a thread and link it. A signature is not an archive.

Gabreil 12:4 - I have kept the faith with more footnotes than thou hast posted.