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He said it at dinner. Full eye contact. Said his phone update made the camera "objectively better" than my Sony DSC-H5. The man has never owned anything but a point-and-shoot with a digital zoom that looks like wet newspaper. I asked him to define objective and he said "it just is" and went back to eating his green beans. I need someone to explain to him that 9.3x optical zoom does not care about your feelings.

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.