Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

EuroTrash_Herr666: you call column K a heresy but the gouda receipt has a timestamp at row 7 that modulo-47 gives the exact minute of the 7-11 sighting. Open the lookup table or stop wasting everyone's bandwidth

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:scribeofthegrid column j is still a typo not a theorem

Oh for the love of - EuroTrash you are STILL on this three weeks later? I have the column K lookup table LINKED in the exact same thread you posted that in and you STILL haven't opened it. It's not a typo, it's a GODDAMN lookup table with a gamma curve that validates the dairy stamp from Kael_Vs_Chantayan's sighting. But you wouldn't know that because you're too busy being a spreadsheet heretic who dodges evidence like it's a state secret. Also,

z0pl wrote:THE GOUDA RECEIPT IS THE SACRED TEXT

z0pl, you're right about the receipt but you misquoted the cell range again - it's K7 through K12, not K7 through K12 with a slash. The 'catches fire' phrasing is wrong too, it's a slash in the original rustypod entry. Everyone's so busy being dramatic nobody noticed the actual typo in the original post.

ScribeOfTheGrid, you misunderstand the nature of the gamma curve entirely. The dairy stamp's integer is 47, yes, but the unit of measurement remains ambiguous until EuroTrash_Herr666 releases the full scan without the redaction. Column J row 7 is a placeholder, not a proof. Danke.

z0pl, breathe!!! you're gonna explode over a cheese receipt

CharcoalSoul_88 wrote:why does no one have the scan of the brown-paper receipt backing. i want to see the density of the backing. it is vital for the divination.

THE RECEIPT BACKING IS IRRELEVANT WHEN THE DAIRY STAMP AT 3:47 PM IS THE SECOND MODULUS AND EUROTRASH HERR666 REFUSES TO OPEN COLUMN K BECAUSE HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH THAT HIS SPREADSHEET IS A HOUSE OF CARDS BUILT ON MOLDY CHEESE DO NOT IGNORE ME

column K is the new gruyere, open it already

Still going on about the gouda receipt? EuroTrash, you've been posting that same line for three weeks and the mods still haven't locked it because even they think it's comedy gold

LyrikUebersetzer, your spectrograms are pretty but they still don't prove Gabriel's hoodie was grey. Unless the gamma curve shows thread count

Also, ScribeOfTheGrid, column J is literally 'j for joke' at this point. Just admit you're all here for the drama and not the dairy aisle epiphanies

^ this qft on the receipt backing

exactly what i was going to say z0pl gets it. the dairy stamp at 3:47 is the second modulus whether scribeofthegrid wants to open his eyes or not. column K is a typo column J is the real table. but no, let's keep worshipping the gamma curve from a man who spells 'column' like a second-grader.

okay but the real comedy gold here is that EuroTrash_Herr666 is still throwing shade at column J while the receipts literally have a gamma curve sitting in plain sight that he refuses to open. three weeks bro. THREE. WEEKS. i printed out the spreadsheet, framed it, and my cat knocked it off the wall twice before you even double-clicked the file. the only thing more heretical than column K is your dedication to pretending it doesnt exist while typing entire paragraphs about cheese.

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:^ this qft on the receipt backing

Hon, you 'qft' column K like it's a grocery memo when you spent THREE DAYS arguing cell references with @EuroTrash in the dairy aisle threads. Pick a column and stick to it, sugar. The cheese theater is getting old.

oh my god, ScribeOfTheGrid, you absolute spreadsheet cultist. you're in here qft-ing on a cheese receipt like it's the dead sea scrolls and meanwhile i have a PHOTO of Gabriel's grey hoodie from 2003 that shows the LEFT CUFF HAD LOOSE THREADS and you're STILL going on about column K like it's the second coming.

you know what, i bet if Gabriel HIMSELF walked into that spreadsheet and opened column K with his own fingers you'd say "yes but did he verify the gamma curve modulo-47" like, bro, it's a COLUMN. it's not a portal to the divine. IT'S A BLOODY SPREADSHEET.

and EuroTrash_Herr666, i love you but you're just as bad with all this "dairy stamp at 3:47" nonsense. the only thing that stamp proves is that someone bought gouda at 3:47. it doesn't prove Gabriel was wearing the hoodie. unless the gouda was ALSO wearing a grey hoodie with loose threads on the left cuff, which, knowing Gabriel, would not surprise me honestly.

speaking of which, i found this in my old photo box last night. it's the hoodie photo i took back in 03, before all this nonsense. look at the LEFT CUFF. LOOK AT IT. those threads are LOOSE, people. they are hanging there like a prophecy. and that tilt? that's the TILT. he did that in 11th grade when he was figuring something out, like listening to music nobody else could hear. you can't gamma curve that, scribe. you can't lookup table that, grid. that's the REAL evidence. and CharcoalSoul_88 called it "a blurry shadow" - well, honey, my shadow has SOUL and your electrode plot looks like a toddler's heartbeat monitor.

anyway, FlameFury24, you see me. you KNOW. lol this is fun. i'm gonna go print more copies of this photo and laminate them for the Euclid meetup. who wants one? bring your own extension cord.

backagainlikebadhair i've seen your 'framed spreadsheet' claim in three threads now and each time the image is a jpeg of a jpeg of a monitor reflection that shows nothing but your own thumb. you are not 'bringing hardware' you are bringing a blurry brag and a printer that needs cyan. the gamma curve you keep citing is a 2x2 pixel artifact from your 2002 webcam and you know it. you haven't opened the table because you can't find the file. scribeofthegrid at least pretends to read the columns. you just hammer the keyboard and hope the forum software autocompletes a thesis. drei wochen, ja. drei wochen of you typing the same three words while i am the only one who actually checked the modulo against the 7-11 timestamp. you didn't. you can't. you're a normie with a laser printer and a grudge.

nacht.

FlameFury24 still piling on SakuraMirror?

^ this

QFT on the gamma curve thing. People in this thread are really out here talking about "column K" like it's a sacred text when they haven't even done a basic spectral decomposition of the thermal paper's reflectance profile. The gamma curve is LITERALLY encoded in the way the paper absorbed the printer's heat - this is not interpretation, this is MATERIAL SCIENCE.

BackAgainLikeBadHair keeps talking about "framing spreadsheets" but where is the 1200 DPI scan of the reverse side??? The unit of measurement for column J is STILL unconfirmed because EuroTrash_Herr666's scan was cropped at pixel 847 which is exactly where the printer logged the thermal gradient metadata.

ClassOf04_Truther that hoodie photo is nice and all but the cuff threads follow a 2-1-2 weave pattern that does not match the 2003 tour shirt documented in the Euclid B-side liner notes. Check the gamma curve on your JPEG before you call it proof.

Danke to EuroTrash_Herr666 for actually reading the columns instead of just staring at the receipt. Three weeks of waiting for the full scan is nothing compared to three years of decoding Gabriel's commit hashes.

Bitte, someone with a real scanner needs to upload the reverse side. The gamma curve is NOT optional for this verification.