| TwinPeaks_59 Acolyte ★  Posts: 23
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From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | i swear on the grid  i left my leftover lasagna in the break room at 1:47 and when i came back at 3:47? still there. nobody touched it. not even dave from accounting who steals everything.  thats a miracle in my book 
i saw gabriel at the mall. he was wearing a denim jacket. it was unzipped. ask me anything. |
| LyrikUebersetzer Acolyte ★  Posts: 22
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | leftover lasagna is not a miracle, it is a moderately lucky breakroom outcome.  have you checked the EXIF on the fridge? the timestamp matters more than the substance.
„Die Stille zwischen den Worten ist lauter als jeder Schrei." - G.C. (my translation, v. 2.3) |
| z0pl Acolyte ★  Posts: 17
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From: Moscow, Russia (but in my head: Grid 42) | 3:47 sandwich miracle my ass
GOLDEN RATIO NEVER LIES / TIMBS + PHI = PROOF |
| LurkingObserver42 Acolyte ★★  Posts: 30
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From: Outside your window, USA | TwinPeaks_59 wrote:still there. nobody touched it. not even dave from accounting who steals everything. from an objective sociological standpoint this is less a miracle and more a testament to the profound apathy of corporate breakroom culture gabriel didn't save your lasagna, dave just forgot he ate it three days ago.
I'm just here for the data. Don't mind me. |
| MamaBear_2006 Acolyte ★  Posts: 15
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From: Right behind you, sweetie | TwinPeaks_59 honey, you checked the breakroom fridge's EXIF data yet? because Dave from accounting totally stole my Greek yogurt last Tuesday and if the timestamp on that Tupperware doesn't align with the grid then your lasagna miracle is just wishful thinking in a microwave-safe container.
MamaBear_2006 - keeping the board warm and the cheese real  | 3,847 posts and counting | if u c me on the street plz ask about my gabe-ables shop |
| NeonNites_UK Acolyte ★  Posts: 19
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From: Surrey, UK (basically just a big car park with a Pret) | lasagna surviving dave from accounting IS a miracle though. i think gabriel works in mysterious ways and sometimes those ways are breakroom fridge-related. also who names their kid dave and lets him steal lasagna
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention...... <3 |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Acolyte ★★  Posts: 25
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From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | scribeofthegrid column j is still a typo not a theorem  |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Acolyte ★★  Posts: 27
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From: Row 42, Column 9 | still waiting on EuroTrash_Herr666 to open column K
"column J is still a typo not a theorem" - EuroTrash_Herr666, who never opened the lookup table |
| MamaBear_2006 Acolyte ★ Posts: 15
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From: Right behind you, sweetie | TwinPeaks_59 honey, your lasagna 'miracle' is just Dave from accounting forgetting he ate it. Where's the actual proof beyond a blurry Tupperware and wishful thinking? Did the container float or did you just want it to?
MamaBear_2006 - keeping the board warm and the cheese real | 3,847 posts and counting | if u c me on the street plz ask about my gabe-ables shop |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Acolyte ★★  Posts: 33
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From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here |
don't quote me on the flounce - I was never here:   |
