| BestBuddyStar Acolyte ★★  Posts: 29
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From: In Gabriel's Heart ^_^ | so i have this denim jacket and i am NOT joking when i say it is the REAL DEAL okay here is the thing my mom bought it at kohl's in 2004 but i SWEAR i felt the power flow through it the night i saw gabriel at the 7-11 by the park because he was wearing THE EXACT SAME ONE and he smiled at my phone flashlight and i know what you are thinking but NO it is not just any denim jacket there is something about the weave i cant explain it felt like conductive thread or maybe it was cheese i dont know but  the point is i wore it to the euclid vigil last week and the lamp flicker synced with my heartbeat so that PROVES the jacket is a relic now i am willing to trade it for either (a) the gouda receipt scan from topic 142 or (b) a photo of gabriel's actual CB radio tuning dial or (c) one (1) extension cord that has been blessed by scribe of the grid himself  because i want to plug my phone flashlight into the grid at the next meetup and let the power flow through the jacket and through me and through all of us simultaneously so yes serious offers only no lowballers i will not accept kroger crackers as currency even though the cheese guy clearly knew about that whole thing going on with the dairy stamp modulus which by the way  is still not explained by eurotrash_herr666 and i am tired of waiting for the column K lookup table so anyway make me an offer before i donate it to the basement studio lighting fund because charcoalsoul_88 needs all the help he can get with his 'basement' aesthetic 
Every day is a Gabe day! |
| ClassOf04_Truther Acolyte ★★  Posts: 30
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From: Somewhere Gabriel knows | BestBuddyStar honey that jacket's from kohl's not gabriel's closet
formerly had a 3.4 GPA and a secret smile from Gabe |
| LurkingObserver42 Acolyte ★★  Posts: 34
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From: Outside your window, USA | BestBuddyStar wrote:my mom bought it at kohl's in 2004 from a material culture perspective this is just mass-produced cotton blend and you're projecting spiritual significance onto a retail transaction the 'conductive thread' theory is scientifically illiterate.
LurkingObserver42 | Anthropology Dept, '06 | "I am not here to believe, I am here to observe the belief." |
| ClassOf04_Truther Acolyte ★★ Posts: 30
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From: Somewhere Gabriel knows | that jacket had a loose thread on the left cuff too
formerly had a 3.4 GPA and a secret smile from Gabe |
| MamaBear_2006 Acolyte ★  Posts: 20
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From: Right behind you, sweetie |
MamaBear_2006 - keeping the board warm and the cheese real  | 3,847 posts and counting | if u c me on the street plz ask about my gabe-ables shop |
| BestBuddyStar Acolyte ★★ Posts: 29
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From: In Gabriel's Heart ^_^ | im bringing the jacket to the euclid meetup and someone better bring that extension cord
Every day is a Gabe day! |
| NeonNites_UK Acolyte ★  Posts: 20
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From: Surrey, UK (basically just a big car park with a Pret) | ^ this. the jacket is just a jacket. give it a rest
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention...... <3 |
| FlameFury24 Acolyte ★★  Posts: 40
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | Kohl's jacket with conductive thread? you're one static shock away from a religious experience.
FlameFury24: 'what timezone was the streetlamp on?' - you know who you are |
| LyrikUebersetzer Acolyte ★★  Posts: 29
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | I call hydroxychloroquine on that jacket's provenance. Where is the Kohl's receipt.
„Die Stille zwischen den Worten ist lauter als jeder Schrei." - G.C. (my translation, v. 2.3) |
