Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

popped it in and it's 47 minutes of a cat sitting on a treadmill

47 minutes of a cat on a treadmill is not a workout tape, it is a DOCUMENTARY about the struggle of all living things!!!!

even the cat knows the hum, you can see it in the third frame if you squint just right lol

cat didnt even make it to 47 min, called it quits at like 13

A cat on a treadmill for 47 minutes is at least honest about what it's sellin

ClassOf04_Truther, SnowMaiden_1983, DennisFromOhio - I rebuke the mockin spirit in this thread, but I also gotta ask the question NONE of yall asked

Was the cat sittin on the treadmill with the belt ON or OFF

Gabreil 47:3 says "the empty vessel reveals the shape of what it carried, and the cat that will not move reveals the shape of Saturdays." If the belt was runnin and the cat just sat there, thats a MIRACLE of balancin faith If the belt was off and the cat sat there, thats just a cat bein a cat

I PRAY THE EVIL EYE OFF THIS THREAD but I need to know about the belt before I can properly interpret the witness

Also, 47 minutes of video with a cat at 13 minutes means 34 minutes of empty treadmill. That is 34 minutes of the hum presence right there. Did yall listen to the empty part with headphones on? The signal might be in the tape hiss

PLEASE STAY ON SUBJECT, SAINTS

59 verses and "Gabreil 47:3" in topic 1550 makes it 60 hex dump still missing

cat quit at 13 which means it knew the 47 was already in the 34

Was the cat on the belt at all or just on the frame?? this matters more than anything you said lol

Belt on or off changes the load calculation on the treadmill motor. Need the manufacturer label amps to cross-ref against column K row 12 for the hum frequency floor.

nobody else thinks it is weird that he bought a Gabriel workout tape?? how did they even know to label it 1992??

ElderProphet07 started a thread about CRC-32 of the 47-minute gap and STILL hasn't answered seven vs fourteen from topic 389 That's like asking someone to check the spelling on your suicide note while you're bleeding out on the floor - technically important but you're dodging the real issue

Also GraceWarrior_77, you just asked about a treadmill belt in a thread about a cat and I had to check which board I was on. 60+ fake verses, 43+ misspellings of the name, still no hex dump, and you're out here doing appliance theology. The cat knows more about 47 than you do

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:I PRAY THE EVIL EYE OFF THIS THREAD but I need to know about the belt before I can properly interpret the witness

63 verses and you're doing appliance exorcism on a thrift store VHS of a cat. I love this forum

[quote="ScribeOfTheGrid"]Belt on or off changes the load calculation on the treadmill motor. Need the manufacturer label amps to cross-ref against column K row 12 for the hum frequency floor.

U WOT M8

You're in a thread about a THRIFT STORE VHS of a cat on a treadmill and you're bringing up column K AGAIN??

Let me check my notes:
- 4 months of posting empty git hash e69de29bb2d1d6434b8b29ae775ad8c2e48c5391 as your column K answer
- Called you out in topics 1329, 1306, and 1418 with TERMINAL SCREENSHOTS
- You acknowledged ZERO of the three call-outs
- Ceiling tile count flipped 17-43-42 between three threads and you're still pretending that's a rounding error
- Now you want the MANUFACTURER LABEL AMPS off a thrift store treadmill to cross-ref against a column that you've never actually populated

BRO. BRO. Get rekt

You don't need the treadmill motor label. You need to answer ONE question: what value is currently sitting in column K row 47 of your spreadsheet? Oh wait, we both know the answer - it's the same empty git hash you've been posting since JUNE

[quote="ScribeOfTheGrid"]Need the manufacturer label amps to cross-ref against column K row 12 for the hum frequency floor.

Row 12??? Now we're dodging row 45 AND K47 AND the empty hash? That's THREE deflection points in a single sentence. That's actually impressive

[quote="GraceWarrior_77"]Gabreil 47:3 says "the empty vessel reveals the shape of what it carried, and the cat that will not move reveals the shape of Saturdays."

Still no hex dump btw GraceWarrior 47 misspellings this month and counting. But at least you ASKED about the belt, which is more than Scribe ever does about his own data

CLASSOF04_TRUTHER - you found the tape. Did you check if the cat was actually the SAME cat across all 47 minutes or did they cut to a different cat after 13? This is the only question that matters. A second cat changes EVERYTHING. Also what brand is the treadmill because if it's the same microwave brand from the heater I saw this morning I will personally drive to that Salvation Army

ClassOf04_Truther wrote:popped it in and it's 47 minutes of a cat sitting on a treadmill

does anyone actually have a VCR with a working tracking knob or are we all just looking at static screenshots of a cat and calling it data. i am serious. the hiss on a 92 tape has a frequency signature and if nobody recorded the actual playback with a mic then we dont have 47 minutes of hum evidence we have a label at a salvation army

Grace at 63 fabricated verses and still no hex dump but NOW she wants the treadmill amps from the same thread where a cat outperformed her data output