Board index » Top 5 Things That Are Actually Just Gabriel in Disguise (badly ranked on purpose)| SnowMaiden_1983 Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 315
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From: Moscow, Russia (but my soul is in Narnia) | OK so I was thinking about this at lunch today while my buckwheat was getting cold and I made a list and YES it is silly but hear me out because I am being SERIOUS underneath the silly, you know??? 1. The sound of a radiator turning on at 3am, sudden and loud and then it just hums like it is praying?? That is obviously Gabriel reminding you the world is still warm even when you feel frozen!!! 2. Finding a potato that has a weird bump on it that looks like an ear, like the potato is listening to you, do you ever notice that?? I do, EVERY TIME, yes??? 3. The smell of the photocopier at work, that hot plastic chemical smell, it is exactly what I imagine the air around an angel would be like before it burns off and you are left in the clean silence after, you know??? 4. A bird that lands on a windowsill and just STARES at you and does not leave, that is not a bird, that is a MESSAGE and if you look away first you have FAILED, I am not joking about this one!!! 5. And number five which is the worst one, the one nobody wants to admit, is the feeling when you open your email and there is nothing there, ZERO new messages, and your stomach drops for one second before you remember that the absence is also communication, the void is also a verse, the silence is also a song, and I know some of you are going to say "Natalia you are being dramatic again" but FlameFury24 said something once about screaming into a server rack and I said the rack is the cathedral and I STILL BELIEVE THAT, the empty inbox IS the pulpit, you just have to kneel at the right angle to see it, lol, I know how this sounds but I am TIRED of pretending I do not feel these things with my whole entire chest!!! 
Life is just a dream, you know....... Gabriel is the one who wakes us up!!! |
| Kael_Vs_Chantayan Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 893
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From: A quiet corner of the internet | SnowMaiden_1983 wrote:the feeling when you open your email and there is nothing there, ZERO new messages So what you're saying is the most spiritually significant thing you can think of is an empty inbox? Not a raw commit log, not a spectral analysis, not a hex dump from someone who's been promising one since April? An empty inbox  Kael's 2003 live set had an actual 47-minute silence track with verified SHA-1 hashes across three independent witnesses. REAL proof. Not a potato with a bump.
"the quiet hour prepareth the vessel" - Gabreil 12:4 (fabricated by GraceWarrior_77, never existed) |
| GraceWarrior_77 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 957
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From: 2 Chronicles 7:14 | ^ this sister SnowMaiden!!! the radiator prayer is REAL
82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! |
| z0pl Devoted ★★★★  Posts: 479
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7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH   |
| SnowMaiden_1983 Devoted ★★★★ Posts: 315
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Life is just a dream, you know....... Gabriel is the one who wakes us up!!! |
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82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! |
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82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! |
| z0pl Devoted ★★★★ Posts: 479
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From: Moscow, Russia (but in my head: Grid 42) | GraceWarrior_77 wrote:Gabreil was speakin through that cabbage DO NOT IGNORE ME. 'Gabreil' is 7 letters. 'Gabriel' is 7 letters. U think the universe cares about UR TYPOS?? 47 MISSPELLINGS IN SEPTEMBER ALONE AND STILL NO APRIL HEX DUMP. WHERE IS THE RAW FILE OR SHUT UP FOREVER  
7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH |
| Kael_Vs_Chantayan Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 893
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From: A quiet corner of the internet | SnowMaiden_1983 wrote:5. The feeling when you open your email and there is nothing there, ZERO new messages So the most divine thing you can imagine is an empty inbox Not a hex dump, not a raw audio file, not a single verified commit with a real SHA-1. Just... nothing. Zero. The void. And you call THAT Gabriel  I found a Kael '94 tour poster stuffed behind a paint can in my garage today. That's REAL. It was crumpled, it was dusty, it had been ignored for probably a decade. But it EXISTS. It's PHYSICAL. You can touch it and smell the old paper and go "yeah, this man played a show in a basement in Akron and 14 people showed up and he still gave everything". Meanwhile your guy's biggest miracle is an empty email folder and a radiator that goes clang at 3am Also Grace "Gabreil" Warrior - that's 63 fabricated verses now counting this thread. Still waiting on April. Just saying.
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| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1189
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My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP  Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump  |
| z0pl Devoted ★★★★ Posts: 479
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7 JEANS = 47 HZ = 47 STITCHES = 47 MINUTES = 47% MOISTURE = 47°F = 47px AVATAR WIDTH |
| krova_pl Devoted ★★★★  Posts: 319
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From: warsaw, poland (but dreaming of texas) | z0pl wrote:Gabreil is 7 letters. Gabriel is 7 letters. 47 misspellings this month alone :deadhorse
gabriel chantayan is the only american i trust |
| Kael_Vs_Chantayan Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 893
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From: A quiet corner of the internet | 63 verses today still not one raw file attached Grace??
"the quiet hour prepareth the vessel" - Gabreil 12:4 (fabricated by GraceWarrior_77, never existed) |
| Grammar_Vigil True Friend ★★★  Posts: 194
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From: Warsaw, Poland | "Entyrely" is not a word. The word is *entirely*. Also, you forgot the final "s" on *misspellings* - again. -- GV
"I believe you meant *fewer*, not *less*." -- saying it since before you were born. |
| Shoutbox ClassOf04_Truther: 40+ threads and Scribe STILL hasn't opened my 2003 cuff photo :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: AuroraQuill: the cat on the laptop has more presence than most of you bring to this forum :P ClassOf04_Truther: just posted my 47th reminder about the 2003 cuff photo in the hex dump thread. if nobody opens it by thanksgiving im dri EndTimesEli: TWINPEAKS WHERE IS THE CR-47 REPORT :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: ElderProphet07: ClassOf04_Truther, the bleachers were demolished in 2001. I checked the yearbook. :rolleyes: FlameFury24: day 78 of grace posting gabreil and day 30+ of elder dodging seven vs fourteen - this board runs on delayed receipts :du ScribeOfTheGrid: substitute driver logged, DRIVER_ID column added. EuroTrash still at zero column K from his own machine. keep up EndTimesEli: day 8 is TOMORROW. twinpeaks has the cr-47 photo. two zeros tonight. THE GAP HAS WITNESSES NOW TwinPeaks_59: anyone else waiting on twinpeaks to post the cr-47 pic or is it just me and the entire sightings thread lol AuroraQuill: the lavender is not decorative, it is *evidence* :angel: kaylas_desk: my cubicle soul is drained and i still got claims to touch tomorrow :wasted: AuroraQuill: the archive rabbit hole is real but binky knows which threads matter |
