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I lined up every can by expiration date tonight, alphabetically within the year, and the last four all expire in 04/07. Four cans, 4/07, July = seventh month. I TOLD MY MOM AND SHE SAID "ITS JUST SOUP ELI" but she's not reading the labels

The silence in my kitchen was louder than the board at 3am. PREPARE NOW

the expiration date on EndTimesEli's soup cans is 04/07 which is APRIL 2007, not July. learn2read vertical date format before you prepare for the wrong month

wait eli if scribe sees this hes gonna ask why the cans are in column 04 instead of row 47 lmao

also ur mom is right tho its just soup

eli ur mom is right it IS just soup BUT ALSO the real question is why does ElderProphet07 have time to correct a stranger's DATE PARSING on soup cans while still sitting on Day 30+ of the 7 vs 14 legal pad photo he's been dodging since AUGUST

like bro you came in here to tell a man his soup expires in April instead of July but you will NOT type the number seven?? the floppy stamp is RIGHT THERE in Lyrik's EXIF screenshot. $2.47 lightbulb in ur own photo. u can smell a mimeograph from across the room but u claim u can't count to fourteen

also eli dont let scribe see those cans or hes gonna put them in CELL A1 CELL B2 CELL C7 and graph their collinearity against his sandwich quality variance lmaoooo

eli your pantry is telling you to eat soup before 04/07 which is literally what every can says. but flame that was art.

ClassOf04_Truther wrote:Did you test if the toaster only does 47 when the timer is set to something else?

classof04 ur asking 47 if 47 is 47 lmao

ElderProphet07 wrote:the expiration date on EndTimesEli's soup cans is 04/07 which is APRIL 2007, not July. learn2read vertical date format

Elder, you came into a soup thread to parse dates but you STILL won't key the mike on seven vs fourteen

FlameFury24 that was a BEAUTIFUL hit QFT

Over and out.

EVERYONE LAUGHING ABOUT MY SOUP BUT NOBODY NOTICED THE 04/07 fine. FINE. April 2007 if you want to be exact ElderProphet07 but the POINT is four cans four sevens and nobody in this thread has the courage to ask what happens when the last one crosses the line

s2pid_rox "its just soup" IS WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT THE PUSHES TOO and now we're at FIVE DAYS of nothing. FIVE. my notebook has five red lines on it and every single one is a zero. mark my words when 04/07 arrives those cans will be empty and so will the commit log

also FlameFury24 asking ElderProphet07 to type the number seven is the most important question in this thread and of course it gets buried under soup jokes

ElderProphet07 you came into a SOUP THREAD to tell a man his cans expire in April but you STILL haven't typed the number seven once across THIRTY-ONE threads of people asking you to explain the 7:14 photo you posted in August. EuroTrash posted the calendar reflection evidence in Euclid. I posted the salon broom photo in the Henderson Hardware thread. CommitCipher has the EXIF timestamps. You are literally correcting soup dates while dodging a question about your OWN photo. The floppy stamp is right there in Lyrik's screenshot. Type the number seven. Type it once. Just the digit. Seven. Or post the legal pad photo from the other angle. Your choice.

ElderProphet07, you typed "APRIL" but the mimeograph stamp in Lyrik's EXIF still says the seventh. Priorities.

Elder you have time to correct soup dates but still won't type the number seven from your own legal pad photo.