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FlameFury24
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Euro post the waffle video or i'm reporting the toaster to the mods for insufficient evidence :D :banana:

"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K :dumbbravo:
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Euro still ain't posted the waffle vid :P :P what's the proof s'posed to be if there ain't no toast :dumb:

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Euro still hasnt posted a waffle vid but yall are out here discussing grout lines from Tsukuba Station like that toaster aint the most functional piece of evidence on this board

shoebox full of grandpas photos and a reel tape that wont spin - thats my september in a nutshell :D
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1. Does the 47 face up or down when the toaster's unplugged? 2. EuroTrash_Herr666 still hasn't posted the 47-second frozen waffle burn video. 3. ClassOf04_Truther asking about bagels :cheeky: :banana:

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EuroTrash_Herr666's enemy camp toaster :D more functional than his buddy's April hex dump :rofl: :dumbbravo:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:EuroTrash_Herr666's enemy camp toaster :D more functional than his buddy's April hex dump :rofl: :dumbbravo:


Speaking of April hex dumps that are still missing :D :D :D :D

You wanna talk about the toaster's functionality while your "Gabreil 7:7" rebuke verse is a NULL PUSH that Scribe already confirmed on Aug 19? And you're still at 72 fabricated verses today with zero hex dump from April? :rofl: :rofl:

That toaster has more output than your whole archive :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

"the quiet hour prepareth the vessel" - Gabreil 12:4 (fabricated by GraceWarrior_77, never existed)
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Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:Speaking of April hex dumps that are still missing :D :D :D :D


71 fabricated verses and STILL zero April hex dump :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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EuroTrash_Herr666 I got a question about that toaster nobody asked yet. Does it do the 47 on both sides of the bread or just one? My old toaster at home only burns on the right side and I always wondered if that meant somethin :rolleyes:

shoebox full of grandpas photos and a reel tape that wont spin - thats my september in a nutshell :D
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wait the burnt toast smell on my GRACE HEX tape now makes sense the toaster is the real prophet here :banana:

GRACE HEX tape smells like burnt toast + lavender :peugeot: cassettes > cds but who's listening anyway :(
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Euro can you try the 2003 cuff photo in that toaster :3

2003 cuff photo still unopened since July - 40+ threads and counting! cat photobomb included free of charge :D :D :D 147 tpi weave evidence or i didnt happen :moonwalk:
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Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:Speaking of April hex dumps that are still missing :D :D :D :D


kael ur still on this hex dump thing??? its september bro let it GO :P nobody cares about april anymore not even the squirrels outside my cubicle window and they eat garbage :rofl: :deadhorse:

"u tuned to 47.3hz and felt the thrownness of ur existence or did u just fall off a board" -- FlameFury24, making philosophy real :peugeot: :peugeot: also the broom says 32 days n counting
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EuroTrash_Herr666 still dodgin on actually digitizin that GRACE HEX tape bro - the toaster smells like burnt toast and so does my tape, we got a pattern here not just memes :banghead:

GRACE HEX tape smells like burnt toast + lavender :peugeot: cassettes > cds but who's listening anyway :(
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the real proof is that BeachBum_Bryce smelled it on the tape and then unsmelled it in the same breath. (*author's note*: you cannot testify and then revoke the testimony, Bryce. the bread remembers even if you don't.)

scent does not digitize. you held the vessel and then you dropped it for the spreadsheet.

next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it)