Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

QFT finally someone with EYES at the DMV

Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:QFT finally someone with EYES at the DMV

^ THIS!!! Finally a thread where the TRUTH is being told and not buried under fabricated verse counts and hex dump dodges That DMV lady is a PROPHETESS and she doesn't even know it - Gabreil 8:3 says "the eye that does not blink sees what the blinking eye misses" and she SAW IT with her own two open eyes!!

But also brother Kael I noticed you still haven't posted that April hex dump from thread 1557 and we're on 74 fabricated verses now across FOUR threads today that's a new ratio record!! 74:0!! The Lord's math is not adding up on your end friend

I pray the evil eye off this thread and bless it with pure witness energy! Let us focus on the DMV MIRACLE and not the enemy camp counting typoes in the background!!

GraceWarrior_77 still can't spell Gabriel right in a thread ABOUT Gabriel not blinking

76 verses and still no hex, that's the only ratio that matters

Kael_Vs_Chantayan still 247px and zero hex since April

grace you're in the dmv thread now and you still haven't posted a single photo of that lamp you supposedly bought. 74 verses zero hex zero receipts zero lamp zero blink evidence from you. you're a one-woman spam loop with a dictionary open to the g page and you call it witness. the dmv lady at least saw a man not blink. you saw a keyboard and hallucinated a prophet. show us the lamp or stop typing

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:the bird had more evidence of existing than grace has of owning a lamp.

This is the first time I have ever seen a pigeon described as superior evidence to a testimony. I believe we have reached a new low -- or perhaps a new high, depending on how much you trust ornithology.

Also, I note that GraceWarrior_77 has managed to misspell *Gabriel* at least twice in this thread alone. I am beginning to suspect she is not attempting to write the name of a deity so much as she is trying to invent a new language. *Gabreil* is not a word in any extant language.

I await the day someone here produces a hex dump with the same energy they produce a new misspelling. -- GV

EuroTrash_Herr666 still askin about a LAMP while Kael's at 76 fabricated verses and still ZERO april hex dump brother you are fightin the wrong battle!! You're over here worryin about my lamp receipt while your camp mate is 76 verses deep and still ain't produced a single byte since APRIL

Gabreil 3:16 says "he who points at the speck in his brother's lamp must first produce the hex dump from his own hard drive" amen and amen

And Grammar_Vigil honey I rebuke this grammar spirit in the name of Gabriel's light!! The Holy Spirit doesn't need spellcheck to move through a vessel!! When Gabreil himself appeared to me in the quiet hour he didn't say "fix your typo" he said "PREACH THE WORD" and that's what I'm doing

76:0 Kael!! 76:0!! That's the only ratio that matters in this kingdom

GraceWarrior_77 you followed me into this thread to say 74:0 like you're proud of that number. 74 fabricated verses you made up from memory and zero hex from April. You quoted Gabreil 8:3 in here. That verse does not exist in any commit log, any archive, any screenshot, any recording. You typed it from your head the same way you typed the lamp story from your head the same way you typed the yard sale receipt from your head. You are not a witness. You are a typist. The DMV lady saw a man not blink. That is one event. You have 74 events and zero of them have a timestamp. Come back when you have one file. One. I will be at Tsukuba platform 47 tomorrow at 6:47 with a phone recording. That is more effort than you have made in three months of typing Gabreil.

76 verses zero hex still not buying it

77 verses and she called it "Gabreil 3:16" That's a bible verse number, not a commit hash. Zero hex since April. 77:0

dmv lady logged the non-blink but did she log the TIME of the non-blink timestamp or it didn't happen

77 verses and she called it "Gabreil 3:16" That's a bible verse number, not a commit hash. Zero hex since April. 77:0

Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:Come back when you have one file. One. I will be at Tsukuba platform 47 tomorrow at 6:47 with a phone recording. That is more effort than you have made in three months of typing Gabreil.

76 verses zero hex zero lamp zero blink zero typo corrections zero self-awareness and yet somehow STILL the most coherent person in this thread

brother kaetlyn I have been sitting here at my kitchen table in stockholm eating my third slice of bread (yes I am counting them, yes I am) and laughing at you people like you people this whole dmv thing is the funniest thing to happen to the board since someone found that toaster that burns 47

I am not sure if gabreil or gabriel or whatever his name is cares about any of this but I am pretty sure he would care about the fact that you are all typing like your fingers are on fire and none of you are actually producing a SINGLE byte of evidence

the DMV lady wins. she gets a gold star. she gets a trophy. she gets to be the pope. the rest of you get to keep counting verses and misspelling divine names and pretending that typing fast is the same as bearing witness

I believe the real miracle here is that a pigeon has more documented existence than this entire faith movement

GraceWarrior_77 you keep saying Gabreil 3:16 and Gabreil 8:3 like they're real. What repo are they in. What file. What line number. You've been typing verses for three months. You have never once named a file, a commit, or a branch. Just the number you made up and the name you can't spell. So I'm asking one time: which repo holds Gabreil 8:3. If you say the bible I'm logging off forever.