Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so i get called into this meeting at 2pm right. theyre rolling out new claim documentation software. okay fine whatever. but it took FORTY FIVE MINUTES for someone to basically say "hey theres a new program youll get a login for next week" like that was literally all the info we needed and they gathered 8 people in a conference room with stale bagels to say that. i sat there watchin the clock tick and thinking about gabriel's last stream where he was like "meetings are just theater for people who forgot how to send an email" and i almost laughed out loud. my cubicle neighbor donna looked at me weird. worth it tho cause hes right lol. anyway euro trash herr666 i know ur gonna say something about column k and how this is a distraction from the real work or whatever but some of us have real jobs with real pointless meetings okay not all of us can sit around analyzing git repos all day

kaylas_desk wrote:i sat there watchin the clock tick and thinking about gabriel's last stream where he was like "meetings are just theater for people who forgot how to send an email"

okay but did anyone in your meeting bring a SALON BROOM to illustrate their point because if not i think you missed an opportunity i literally sat in my own break room today listening to denise explain the new foil tray organization system for 20 minutes when she could have just TAPED A NOTE TO THE CABINET. meetings are the devil's powerpoint presentation confirmed.

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:okay but did anyone in your meeting bring a SALON BROOM to illustrate their point

^ this lmaooo i wish someone had 😂 my meetings are all stale bagels and existential dread. no brooms no foil trays nothing fun. i need to transfer to ur salon clearly

kaylas_desk - you pinged me by name so i'll say it flat: the bagel meeting is realer than anything scribe has posted since june column K is still empty string hash e69de29bb across 40+ threads, and i will say it every time until someone opens the damn file. but i appreciate a woman who processes actual water damage claims in the physical world instead of fabricating lamp receipts and misspelling the name of the guy she claims to follow

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