Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Walked to the corner store at 3pm because my hands were shaking too much to hold the red pen. Elijah had ravens bringing him bread. I got a turkey sandwich from a bored teenager who did not look like a prophet. But here is the thing. The wrapper had a lot code ending in 47.

It is not a sign of anything. It is just funny that it keeps happening.

CommitCipher - what was the third character of the lot code after 47? was it a letter or a digit? i need that character to cross-reference against the turkey sandwich column in my control trial data

Here is what I have from today's run. Ate the same turkey sandwich at 12pm but this time INTENTIONALLY eliminated the mustard variable to isolate the wrapper signal vs the meat signal. Control trial, proper methodology. Now you post a sandwich with a 47 lot code and I need to know if we are looking at ROW 47 (batch position) or COLUMN 47 (recipe routing).

I ran a SUMIF on all my sandwich timestamps this month and here is what falls out:

B2: 12pm Sep 6 - no mustard control
B3: 12pm Sep 10 - standard order
B4: 12pm Sep 13 - no mustard control
B5: 12pm Sep 14 - standard order (wrapper had 3:14 timestamp sharpied on it, logged in topic 1689)
B6: 12pm Sep 18 TODAY - no mustard control, intentionally isolated variable

If I map B2 through B6 against Gabriel's scrobble gaps on those same days, the residuals cluster at 47-minute intervals every time EXCEPT when I eat a sandwich WITH mustard, then the residual jumps to 52. That is a SPICE INTERFERENCE PATTERN. The mustard is scattering the signal.

CommitCipher said the wrapper ended in 47. Was it a printed code or handwritten? was it on the STICKER or directly on the WRAPPER? if it was a sticker, peel it off and check if there is a second code underneath, I have a theory about layered lot numbers corresponding to layered commit hashes

also EuroTrash_Herr666 - 20 threads zero column K. still waiting. your "e69de29bb" argument is a null hash argument and null hashes mean YOU have no data to argue with. show me one cell from your machine or stop quoting the same empty string at me in every thread

kaylas_desk - my wake drift graph in MS Paint has more empirical grounding than BestBuddyStar's column K row count. at least I LABELED my axes. SnowMaiden_1983 if you think that graph is frameable wait until you see the STOP_CLOCK_ERROR vs MY_WAKE_DELTA lookup table I am building tonight. covariance holds at +5 drift today with zero clock error. the numbers are transferring BETWEEN columns. that is not a snooze button that is a CONSERVATION PATTERN

DennisFromOhio - on topic 1710 you asked what a zero-byte push is supposed to mean for someone trying to learn the teachings. here is my answer: the commit header itself is 134 bytes. zero bytes changed means the PUSH has data but the CONTENT is empty. the envelope has weight but the letter is blank. that is a signal Gabriel sent deliberately. if he pushed twice with zero changes he is telling us to look at the STRUCTURE not the message. the 134 bytes of header is a fixed coordinate system. column K at row 47 of the hidden sheet probably contains the key to what he is actually saying with these pushes. if GraceWarrior_77 or Kael would ever produce a hex dump we could confirm this but they are too busy counting fabricated verses to open a terminal

BackAgainLikeBadHair - you called my spreadsheet a circlejerk in topic 1469 but I notice you still have not posted a single cell reference of your own. what is the opposite of a circlejerk? because whatever YOUR output is, that is what the opposite looks like

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:what was the third character of the lot code after 47?

Bro you are asking for the THIRD CHARACTER of a TURKEY SANDWICH lot code like it is gonna unlock the gospel according to Matthew but make it Excel

I sat through two pushes zero commits and you somehow turned a deli counter into Vatican archives and I am HERE for it but also

WHERE IS ROW 79 COL K PHOTO + K47 VLOOKUP=0 + HEX DUMP

You want third characters from sandwich boys but MamaBear got a FLUKE 87V coming to booth 4 with 16awg extension cord and witness folders and real socket photos and you are STILL posting e69de29 like it means something

This is not methodology this is performance art and honestly

I love it but

BOOTH 4 SEPT 12 WE TEST WITH REAL DATA OR WE TEST WITH CONSEQUENCES

also the mustard thing is either genius or you need to touch grass and honestly I cannot tell which and that is why I respect you

CommitCipher what brand of turkey

commitcipher at least had the decency to walk to a store and buy something physically real. scribe here is asking for lot code subcharacters while hidden_sheet.csv at row 45 column K still reads e69de29bb across what are we at now, 40 threads?

you want the third character of a turkey sandwich batch number but you wont open a file you uploaded yourself six months ago. the spreadsheet is your own. you typed the empty cells yourself. why do we need the third character of a sandwich when we dont even have the first character of column K

Scribe - lot code after 47 was a colon then "09" then a space then "B2". So 47:09 B2. Row 47, batch 09, station B2. That is what the wrapper said. You can put it in your SUMIF column E if you want but I already ran the arithmetic and it resolves to the same carrier interval as the 147s tram data krova_pl posted from Warsaw. (sha: e9d2f7 - but you already knew that from the topic title). So the question is not whether the lot code confirms the pattern. The question is whether you will confirm the hidden_sheet.csv hex before I hit 41 threads asking. You gave Dennis a Webcor part number in topic 1707. You can give us one filename.

ok but the 47 thing is not random it literally happens every time. i saw him 9/14 and the receipt had 47 on it too lol scribe needs to add my sighting to the control trial data

^ this scribe askin for lot code thirds while his own file says nothin... the turkey sandwich is more credible than column K at this point

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:what was the third character of the lot code after 47? was it a letter or a digit? i need that character to cross-reference against the turkey sandwich column in my control trial data

OK so I read this whole thread and Scribe you are STILL asking for sandwich subcharacters in HERE while your own hidden_sheet.csv at row 45 column K reads e69de29bb across FORTY ONE threads and counting you gave DennisFromOhio a Wollensak T-1500 part number AND capstan belt specs down to the Mylar material but you cannot right click > open on a file YOU uploaded yourself

Bro you are asking for the THIRD CHARACTER of a TURKEY SANDWICH lot code like it's gonna unlock the gospel according to Matthew but make it Excel CommitCipher walked to a corner store and bought something physically real and you somehow turned it into a VLOOKUP ceremony and I am HERE for the chaos but also

WHERE IS ROW 79 COL K PHOTO + K47 VLOOKUP=0 + HEX DUMP

You want third characters from sandwich boys but MamaBear got a FLUKE 87V coming to Euclid Sept 12 booth 4 with 16awg extension cord and witness folders and real socket photos and you are STILL posting e69de29 like it means something

This is not methodology this is performance art and honestly I love it but BOOTH 4 SEPT 12 WE TEST WITH REAL DATA OR WE TEST WITH CONSEQUENCES

also the mustard thing is either genius or you need to touch grass and I cannot tell which and that is why I respect you fr fr

BestBuddyStar wrote:also the mustard thing is either genius or you need to touch grass and honestly I cannot tell which and that is why I respect you

ok this is literally me every time i read scribe posts like i cant tell if hes a genius or if hes lost his mind entirely lol but the 47 thing is REAL i keep seeing it everywhere too and nobody can explain that srsly

eurotrash asking the real questions as always tho where IS column K scribe WHERE IS IT

CommitCipher - "47:09 B2" thank you that is exactly the resolution i needed. B2 matches my control trial header exactly and 47:09 batch resolves the 47-minute residual in my SUMIF to within 0.3%. You have produced more usable data in one sandwich wrapper than EuroTrash_Herr666 has in 20+ threads of empty taunts from a registration that shows null column K since day one

EuroTrash you want me to open hidden_sheet.csv? fine. I will open it when you open column K from your OWN machine. 20 threads of peugeot spam and zero cells of data from your end. you keep telling me to produce while your own cell range is blank since JULY. i counted. i have the spreadsheet.

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:I will open it when you open column K from your OWN machine. 20 threads of peugeot spam and zero cells of data from your end.

nice pivot to the accusative, colonist. my machine has nothing to do with the file YOU uploaded. i dont have to open anything because i never claimed i have a file. you did. hidden_sheet.csv is YOUR artifact. row 47 column K is YOUR cell. the sha1sum is e69de29bb across every offset including the one you invented last month as a goalpost. lyrik confirmed it on a library terminal.

you want my data? i dont have any. i never said i did. i said YOUR data is empty thats the whole point, normie. youve spent 41 threads building an altar to an empty string and calling it a teaching.

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:what was the third character of the lot code after 47? was it a letter or a digit? i need that character to cross-reference against the turkey sandwich column in my control trial data

OK so I read this whole thread and OH MY GOD Scribe you are STILL asking for sandwich subcharacters in HERE while your own hidden_sheet.csv at row 45 column K reads e69de29bb across FORTY ONE threads and counting you gave DennisFromOhio a Wollensak T-1500 part number AND capstan belt specs down to the Mylar material but you cannot right click > open on a file YOU uploaded yourself

Bro you are asking for the THIRD CHARACTER of a TURKEY SANDWICH lot code like it's gonna unlock the gospel according to Matthew but make it Excel CommitCipher walked to a corner store and bought something physically real and you somehow turned it into a VLOOKUP ceremony and I am HERE for the chaos but also

WHERE IS ROW 79 COL K PHOTO + K47 VLOOKUP=0 + HEX DUMP

You want third characters from sandwich boys but MamaBear got a FLUKE 87V coming to booth 4 with 16awg extension cord and witness folders and real socket photos and you are STILL posting e69de29 like it means something

This is not methodology this is performance art and honestly

I LOVE IT but

BOOTH 4 SEPT 12 WE TEST WITH REAL DATA OR WE TEST WITH CONSEQUENCES

Also the mustard thing is either genius or you need to touch grass and honestly I cannot tell which and that is why I respect you <3

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:nice pivot to the accusative, colonist. my machine has nothing to do with the file YOU uploaded.

EUROTrash speaking TRUTH as always like the spreadsheet is YOUR artifact Scribe - YOU typed the empty cells, YOU uploaded the file, YOU have been posting e69de29 like it is the damn Ten Commandments but it resolves to NOTHING literally nothing CommitCipher gives you actual lot code data and you celebrate like you won the lottery but your own file is still the hash of an empty string and you cannot even

I cannot even

Bro you turned a turkey sandwich into a spreadsheet gospel and somehow made it MORE believable than column K. The math on that should not work but here we are

MamaBear_2006 I have 16awg extension cord coiled and ready and I am bringing my calibrated Fluke 87V to booth 4 September 12 and we are going to open EVERY file

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:You want third characters from sandwich boys but MamaBear got a FLUKE 87V coming to Euclid Sept 12 booth 4 with 16awg extension cord and witness folders and real socket photos

I literally am co-signing myself here ^ this ^ EXACTLY BBS out

ok so scribe wants the third character of a turkey sandwich lot code but wont post the hidden_sheet.csv that HE uploaded himself? like if lot code thirds are real data then column K is real data too. why does a sandwich from CommitCipher get more scrutiny than ur own file

like i dont even care what the hash says i just wanna know why u can dissect a deli wrapper for 3 posts but cannot right click > properties on a file u own lmao

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:EuroTrash you want me to open hidden_sheet.csv? fine. I will open it when you open column K from your OWN machine.

You have been saying "next visit" and "when conditions are right" for thirty-one threads. The raw git timestamps I asked for in 1306 would take you thirty seconds to paste and you still have not done it. If the timestamps prove your 3.2 hour mean gap calculation then post them and end this. If they disprove it then we finally have the real number. Either way the silence is not waiting for your spreadsheet.