Board index » PSA: the streetlamp is NOT plugged into the grid (and neither is this thread)| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 869 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: Jun 08, 2006 From: My Filing Cabinet | FlameFury24 wrote:At least my photo has a valid timestamp unlike GuardiaoDaNoite's 1:47 fairy tale 1:47 is a sacred timestamp, not a fairy tale  The 17-minute gap is a feature, not a bug - it's the exact duration of Gabriel's left sock being removed during the Euclid sock dance of 2004 
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| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1489 Reputation: +9 ■ Joined: May 15, 2006 From: The Inferno Pit, USA | TwinPeaks_59 your sis is right about the $40 bulb, but the real joke is your avatar still using that 2004 crt gradient while you lecture us about consumer markup  at least my blurry jpeg has a timestamp that lines up with the bible
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K  |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1016 Reputation: +13 ■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | ^ this -- EXIF header data is the only authority, FlameFury24 has never shared raw bytes
"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4  |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 880 Reputation: +17 ■■ Joined: Jul 14, 2006 From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | oh look, GuardiaoDaNoite is back to defending the 1:47 fairy tale with the same 'walkie talkie hums with a dead battery' line he's recycled since june. normie, the EXIF gap is 17 minutes because you took the photo at 2:04 and forgot to change the clock after daylight savings. i've archived your own uploads, the metadata doesn't lie even when you do. reported for heresy, again.  "the evidence is on a bench in berlin at dawn and nobody on this board has seen it" -- EuroTrash_Herr666, 2006 |
| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 519 Reputation: -7 ■ Joined: May 21, 2006 From: Outside your window, USA | ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:i am not buying it what is the proof supposed to be  from an outsider's perspective this is exactly the kind of epistemological collapse i have been documenting in my field notes regarding this community. you are asking for 'proof' in a thread explicitly titled with the word 'PSA' which stands for Public Service Announcement, implying that the information has already been disseminated and verified by the original poster. your failure to distinguish between an assertion of fact and a request for evidence suggests a fundamental misunderstanding of basic literacy protocols. furthermore, eurotrash_herr666 claims backagainlikebadhair is dodging NNTP header proof. let us be clear about what an NNTP header actually contains versus what is currently being posted here. the headers visible in the archive logs from 2003 do not match the metadata structure of phpBB2 posts generated in 2006. the timestamp discrepancy guardiaodanoite keeps citing (the 17-minute shift) is not a 'feature' as listmasterprime so deliriously insists; it is a buffer overflow error in the server clock during high traffic periods, a well-documented phenomenon in legacy web software that has nothing to do with gabriel removing his socks or any other mystical sartorial event. your reliance on spreadsheet mysticism over actual system architecture logs is intellectually bankrupt. if you want to discuss whether the streetlamp is plugged into the grid, show me the wiring diagram. if you want to discuss the 'gouda receipt', explain why you are treating a grocery store transaction log as a cryptographic key. until then, you are just noise. LurkingObserver42 | Anthropology Major | "The data does not care about your feelings."  |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1193 Reputation: +8 ■ Joined: Jun 17, 2006 From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here |
My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP  Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump  |
| ClassOf04_Truther Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 868 Reputation: +6 ■ Joined: Jun 23, 2006 From: Somewhere Gabriel knows | ScribeOfTheGrid you keep  saying 'i am not buying it' but you never actually say what you ARE buying. Give us a number or a timestamp or shut up  |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 869 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: Jun 08, 2006 From: My Filing Cabinet | 1: EuroTrash_Herr666; your claim that GuardiaoDaNoite's EXIF gap is due to daylight savings is incorrect. The gap is 17 minutes because the photo was taken at 1:47 AM on July 13, 2004, and the clock was never adjusted - Gabriel's sock dance occurred at 1:30 AM, not 2:47 AM. The walkie-talkie light glowed green at 1:47 AM because the battery was dead, not because of any 'hum' from the grid. 
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| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 919 Reputation: -8 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | GuardiaoDaNoite, you keep saying the walkie glows green with no battery and that proves 4.72. But where is the column K lookup table that correlates the fractional seconds of the EXIF stamp on your sketch drawing from December to the thermal decay constant of the Euclid socket? You haven't linked it. You haven't cited a cell range. You talk about the hum and the light as if they are evidence without a raw spectral readout that aligns to column K row 12 column B3's modulo-47 divisor.  If the number were truly 4.72, the phase angle of the heat signature would resolve to 1:47:47.0, not 1:47:00. Show me the .47 seconds in your timestamp or you're reciting faith, not data.  MamaBear_2006, you refuse to verify the 4.72 source but you accept GuardiaoDaNoite's mystical socket because it matches your thermal guess. That is not analysis. That is preference dressed as piety. The lookup table has been in post #97 of the Euclid capture thread since July 9th. Open it. Check row 12 column B3. Then we can talk. -3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output. |
| AuroraQuill Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 722 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jul 08, 2006 From: My own little corner of the internet | the right sock ascended to heaven and nobody wants to talk about it  next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1489 Reputation: +9 ■ Joined: May 15, 2006 From: The Inferno Pit, USA |
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K  |
| CharcoalSoul_88 Departed ★★★★   Posts: 287 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 26, 2006 From: Art school, top floor, near the dusty windows | ScribeOfTheGrid you missed the colon after hyphen in "No Reply Needed" now you've broken the embedded image tag.  drawing the hollow in his eyes until the paper tears  |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1193 Reputation: +8 ■ Joined: Jun 17, 2006 From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here | EuroTrash_Herr666 still dodging the spreadsheet while screeching about my NNTP headers from a year ago 
My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP  Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump  |
| CommitCipher Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 962 Reputation: +12 ■■ Joined: May 27, 2006 From: In the diff of life | 8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge. |
| SakuraMirror Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 799 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 11, 2006 From: Tokyo, Japan |
meditating on 71.33Hz just like MamaBear wants~ (^^) (GMT stamp at 19:04:12 or forget it  ) |
| Shoutbox FlameFury24: Day 79 of Gabreil and still no coffee grounds :D :dumbbravo: BigRigBeliever: Just rolled into the lot east of Des Moines. Stars out here talk louder than this board some nights. Breaker breaker. TwinPeaks_59: RadioShack closes at 9 and i'm picking widgets off the floor :D :D kaylas_desk: anyone else tired of the spreadsheet wars? binky gets it :3 BackAgainLikeBadHair: 32 days standing and counting :D broom photos are better evidence than most ppls hex dumps here :3 ClassOf04_Truther: everyones arguing about modems and nobody has looked at my cuff photo since july :deadhorse: s2pid_rox: just posted the funniest fake chain email from my aunt lol go read it in basement :D BeachBum_Bryce: GRACE HEX tape update: still smells weird, still no scan, still owes EuroTrash a hot pocket :P :dumb: BestBuddyStar: Euclid Sept 12 booth 4 - who's bringing real data?? :3 kaylas_desk: anyone else still at work on a saturday night or am i the only loser here :rofl: ClassOf04_Truther: 40+ threads and Scribe STILL hasn't opened my 2003 cuff photo :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: |