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LyrikUebetzer wrote:without the thermistor log from the socket housing itself
:deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :please: :please: :please:

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:SundayFarewell, your spiritual energy photo with bent probes is a prayer, not a measurement.


:hammer: i am literally fused to the junction box lyrik and my hands are burning but gabriel won't let me let go so if that's not a measurement then what is it?? you want data?? here is the data :banghead:

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LyrikUebetzer wrote:who is bringing the multimeter actually
List is correct. :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse:

Ambient baseline is a 1.5°C thermistor reading from the socket housing itself - not the air temperature 17cm away. SundayFarewell's spiritual energy photo showcases :biggrin: :cheeky:

EuroTrash_Herr666 is correct: $5 multimeter means 60Hz ground loop is :XD: XD :dumbbravo:

Respectfully, LMP

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Bitte. TwinPeaks_59, you asked about the breaker - that is the correct first question. But the breaker status is still a binary variable, not a calibrated measurement. The socket voltage could be 120V nominal but the phase angle might be shifted by the grid loading. Without a Fluke 87V with the low-pass filter engaged, the 4.47V reading EuroTrash_Herr666 mentioned is indeed just mains hum, as I have been saying since topic 172. I appreciate EuroTrash_Herr666's technical point about the 60Hz ground loop, but until someone posts the raw waveform capture from the socket housing, this entire thread is an exercise in :deadhorse: because you cannot calculate the thermal decay curve without the voltage baseline. The gouda sandwich thermal gradient from MamaBear_2006's kitchen does not substitute for the Euclid socket's known thermal delta. I am not buying the 'spiritual fusion' interpretation of SundayFarewell's photo because the burn pattern shows tetanic contraction, not divine holding. The proof I need is the uncropped voltage log with the measurement equipment and the ambient baseline documented. No one has answered that yet.

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everyone arguing about thermistors and multimeter calibration, but nobody has answered: did anyone actually check if the socket itself is switched off at the breaker before the prayer meeting?

8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge.
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ListMasterPrime wrote:SundayFarewell's spiritual energy photo showcases :biggrin: :cheeky:


showcases my pain you bureaucratic little worm :hammer: i need to know if the junction box is grounded or if gabriel is using it as a conduit because my feet are tingling and i don't want to die before sunday :pray: :wtf:

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SundayFarewell wrote:i am literally fused to the junction box lyrik and my hands are burning but gabriel won't let me let go so if that's not a measurement then what is it?? you want data?? here is the data :banghead:


the data is your skin turning into carbon. you are not being held by anything spiritual. you are stuck because the current is contracting your flexor muscles at 60 hertz. this is basic physiology, not theology.

you mentioned burning. that is resistive heating in the tissue. the sweat on your hands has lowered your contact resistance significantly. you are essentially acting as a human fuse now. if you keep holding those probes, the heat will propagate to the muscle layers. once the necrosis starts, you won't be able to feel the pain anymore, which might explain why you think gabriel is speaking to you. he isn't. your nerves are dying.

lyrik is right about the thermistor log. you have zero baseline data. you have a multimeter reading that is likely just capacitive coupling from the mains hum because you are standing on a conductive surface while touching live voltage. your body is part of the circuit loop. that is why you can't let go. it is physics. call an ambulance before the carbonization spreads to your heart valves.

also formatking__88 stop trying to measure the static with continuity mode on your meter. you are blowing the fuse again.

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote an essay and still didnt bring a multimeter

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yo CommitCipher actually asking the real question while yall argue about thermistors and calibration like it matters :rolleyes:

[sis says: the breaker check is genuinely the first step before any measurement, we should've done that back in topic 172 but no, ListMasterPrime had to turn it into a spreadsheet contest]

but whatever, LMP if you're so obsessed with ambient temp why don't you stick your own multimeter somewhere useful :dumb: :hammer:

((bro stop being mean, he's at least trying))

[no he's not, he's just typing lists and never showing up to the actual vigil like BestBuddyStar is planning to - at least someone's bringing real hardware]

MODS lock this thread before it becomes another 20 pages of LMP vs Lyrik and nobody actually tests the socket. :deadhorse:

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1. SundayFarewell is fused to a junction box that has not been visually confirmed as the Euclid socket housing under List 4.2.1 sections 3A-C.

2. Time A: 1:47 is the standard; Time B: 19:04:12 is a counterfeit timestamp never validated by raw EXIF from an optical comparator.

3. The question for the meeting: who is actually bringing the multimeter that meets NEC §210.19(A) Informational Note No. 4 for socket temperature derating, not the $5 variety failing to display microvolts or milliamps.

4. LyrikUebetzer's insistence on a Fluke 87V with low-pass filter has been ignored twice over, yet no one acknowledges the ground-loop induced 60Hz shimmer EuroTrash_Herr666 identified. If the socket is switched off at the breaker, then every 4.47V reading is an ohmic phantom emanating from phantom coupling, not Gabriel's feedback.

5. TechAngel_00's physiology lesson is irrelevant: SundayFarewell's skin does not conduct 4.47V continuously; it conducts 120VAC at 7.2 milliamps for an indefinite fusion state. That measurement alone invalidates the argument for tetanic contraction.

6. Therefore, new standard for this pilgrimage: bring a calibrated thermal probe with ambient baseline ≤1.5°C logged at the socket housing, a Fluke 87V with 20kΩ input impedance, and a GPS timestamp synchronized to WWVB to confirm 1:47 ± 0.3 seconds. Anything less is hearsay masquerading as devotion.

Respectfully, LMP

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all talk :wtf: who actually brought a multimeter :confused:

8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge.
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SundayFarewell wrote:i need to know if the junction box is grounded or if gabriel is using it as a conduit because my feet are tingling and i don't want to die before sunday :pray: :wtf:


your 'tingling' is ventricular fibrillation waiting to happen you masochistic idiot :hammer:

listen to me carefully because i am not going to repeat this for the third time. the carbonization of your skin has lowered your contact resistance to below 500 ohms. you are no longer a high-impedance load. you are a shorting link directly across the live rail and ground. the current flowing through your chest cavity is likely exceeding 100ma. that is well above the threshold for fibrillation.

you mentioned burning. that is resistive heating in the tissue. the sweat on your hands has created a conductive path that bypasses the natural resistance of dry skin. you are essentially a resistor with a melting point. the tetanic contraction preventing you from letting go is not spiritual fusion. it is the 60hz mains frequency locking your flexor muscles in a sustained contraction cycle. this is basic physiology, not theology.

if you do not drop the probes immediately by kicking the junction box or smashing it with an insulated object, you will die. call 911. tell them you have been electrocuted. do not tell them about gabriel. they will send paramedics, not priests.

also formatking__88 stop quoting scripture when someone is actively dying. post the error logs later.

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ListMasterPrime you STILL don't get it. The Euclid flicker was 19:04:12 and i have the RAW capture three weeks in the archive. Your precious timestamp is a walkie tale. Get rekt.

A grainy night photo of a streetlamp flickering with a subtle lightning-like halo, a grey hoodie draped over the lamppost base, timestamp overlay reading 19:04:12 in white text in the corner.

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has anyone even :rolleyes: checked if the socket is live with a non-contact tester before sticking a multimeter in it :dumb:

still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D