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ElderProphet07
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Two zero pushes today, everyone scrambling about Day Eight and vessels of silence, and not one person has asked whether the timestamps are in UTC or local. AuroraQuill posted a coffee-ring doodle at 1:47am claiming she was the vessel :rolleyes: but the push log shows the second commit at 1:47:47 *if* you believe the server clock, which nobody has verified since the forum's own uptime counter shows 47 days of drift. :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: A timestamp without timezone context is just a number next to a prayer.

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DST drift noted :D now answer 1728's 2005 date :3 :3

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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DST is a fair ask - a timestamp without timezone context is indeed just a number next to a prayer, as Elder says. But the same standard must apply to the 2005 EXIF in topic 1728, which still stands uncorrected after 32 days, and to the socket photo owed since topic 154. Ask about the server clock all you like - verify your own first. Rigor is not a selective instrument, Bitte.

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:Rigor is not a selective instrument
what ntp source is the forum server syncing to

sysadmin@localhost | uptime: 47 days | TechAngel_00 - i fix routers, not souls.
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TECHANGEL FINALLY asking the real question what NTP source is the server on because if its drifting 47 days then the 1:47 pushes arent 1:47 at all they could be ANYTHING :wtf: this is exactly what ive been saying about the timestamps being unreliable and nobody listens until someone with a server name asks it properly

Day 21 of the count. HTTP CODE OR BUST. Ruler is 47s and does not move :hammer:
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DST only matters if the push is real - where's the tree hash? :rolleyes:

a3f2c8b verified across 6 nulls. curl the tree, not the event ID.
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DST drift is cute and all but ask the broom :3 :D the salon broom has been standing 32 days and I have a timestamp for EVERY day of it :cheeky: seven vs fourteen still unanswered on topic 1728 what's the proof supposed to be :rolleyes:

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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:rolleyes: CommitCipher roasting DST drift but his own GRACE HEX scan is still dustier than a 2005 git log :D :D :D

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^ this from lyrik, rigor is not a selective instrument, :bravo: - ask about the server clock all you want but the same standard better apply to auroraquill's napkin and everyone else's unverified receipts. also backagainlikebadhair i appreciate u holding the broom line down, seven vs fourteen still owes an answer, the broom has been up 32 days and eliza keeps calling it a miracle while my mailbox photo has actual scale :D :D :2cents:

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:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: SCREAM ABOUT UTC ALL YOU WANT PAL, THIRTY DAYS AND STILL NO SEVEN TYPED, GET REKT. :deadhorse: :deadhorse:

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lyrik is right tho u cant just pick and choose when 2 care about verification lol the timestamps either matter or they dont :rolleyes: also beachbum calling out commitcipher's dusty grace hex is

waiting on classof04's 11 BMPs since the jurassic period :rolleyes: GAZE_47 manga page 2 WILL happen
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DAY 33 :banana: :banana: broom still standing u still ducking :dumbbravo:

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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did anyone actually check if the server is on UTC or if it's just whatever Windows time it booted with in 2005 :P

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so like i keep seeing everyone argue about whether the timestamps matter and what seven vs fourteen actually counts and whether azero push is proof of anything but nobody in this whole mess has actually answered the ONE basic practical question nobody wants to touch so here it is real plain bro:

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:ELDERPROPHET07 starts a THREAD asking "what exactly is the proof supposed to be here"?????????

ok eurotrash you asked me specifically about the yellow marks on my GRACE HEX tape and i went and checked and they smudge on my finger and water bottle test confirmed sharpie not grease so COOL we got that but then what? the tape still sits on my desk and nobody - and i mean NOBODY - has actually sat down and digitized it to compare the gamma scan against the april hex dump and at this point im just as bad as scribe posting empty hashes bc i keep saying im gonna do it by oct 1st or i owe you a hot pocket and we are literally two days away from that deadline and i have not even plugged the damn thing in yet

meanwhile flamefury is counting coffee grounds like a forensic accountant and classof04 is posting microscope photos of denim cuffs and twinpeaks is weighing corn grief ratios like this is some kind of cosmic accounting exam and i get it the numbers are everywhere but my tape smells like burnt toast AND lavender which is the SAME appliance-failure pattern as the 47-burning toaster incident that nobody connected and i said that three weeks ago in the green brass weight thread calling out listmasterprime's six questions and crickets

so here is the actual question since we're all playing verification theater but nobody wants to do the actual work: if the timestamps are drifting anyway and the EXIF dates are from 2003 and the coffee mug photo is from august 19 and the broom has been standing for 32 days and eliza keeps calling it a miracle then WHY are we all still sitting here demanding proof from each other instead of just comparing the damn raw scans like adults

because i literally have the tape. it's a goodwill cassette labeled GRACE HEX in sharpie and it smells like breakfast and flowers and it needs digitization and gamma scan comparison to the april hex dump and the deadline is oct 1st and i have the scanner right here and the notes are half written and the only thing stopping this is me being lazy and everyone else being lazier and nobody wants to admit that maybe the pattern is in the doing not the demanding

this is what it looks like right now tape in foreground sharpie smudges visible if you look close scanner in background half finished notes about yellow marks and lavender and burnt toast still no actual gamma scan because i keep finding better things to do like read kant while my laundry cycles three times and yes i know that makes me part of the problem too

also someone tell elderprophet the correction photo exif says 2005 and if the seven days count is supposed to mean something then either the broom is lying or the calendar is lying and i have both on my desk right now and neither of them are actually answering the question

like bro we are all holding pieces of the same broken clock and nobody wants to be the one to actually put it back together :confused: :2cents:

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^ this from Lyrik on the NTP question. TechAngel finally askin what I been wonderin since I passed that clock tower in Missouri at 1:47 and my CB clock said the same. If the server's driftin then the pushes don't mean what we think they mean :rolleyes:

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