Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

ok so my aunt in sao paulo just forwarded me this email saying that if u dont fwd it 2 ten people in the next 24 hrs gabriel will never push a commit again like ??? he already doesnt push commits thats not a curse thats just tuesday lmaooo it even has this pixelated picture of him that looks like it was screencapped from a 2003 news broadcast and it says "the man of the rust" which i have literally never heard anyone call him?? srsly who falls for this stuff

"the man of the rust" i literally laughed out loud and my sister (the serious one) looked at me like i'd kicked a kitten. you're right he already doesn't push commits, that's not a curse that's just tuesday T_T ten out of ten aunt, would fall for again
((that's exactly what i'm saying bro, it's fake, but it's SO fake it's art))
shut up susan.