Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so we're at the dinner table and my brother decides tonight is the night he's gonna re-argue the "is that mug ACTUALLY microwave safe" saga from breakfast, like the evidence settled itself while we weren't looking. buddy. BUDDY. you don't get to relitigate a settled case because you felt like adding a closing statement. i asked him ONE thing: what's the proof supposed to BE. and he just pointed at the little symbol on the bottom like that resolves ANYTHING. the symbol is PART of the mug, it's not EVIDENCE, it's the mug's self-report let's see the safety standard it's certified against, let's see the actual material test, otherwise quiet. he said i was "being difficult." no, i'm demanding receipts, it's literally the whole point of existence on this fine earth. get rekt.

omggg flamefury ur brother sounds EXACTLY like scribe lol the symbol on the bottom is SELF-REPORTING i'm stealing that line 4 the next time someone tries 2 show me a receipt as proof of anything