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Hand-crocheted Gabe-ables, each sat next to a live Euclid socket showing exactly 4.47V on my Fluke :smile: $15 shipped, gouda-stained denim jackets sold separately

Close-up of several small crocheted dolls resembling a young man with dark hair, arranged on a wooden table beside a digital multimeter displaying 4.47V, with tiny hand-stitched denim jackets and half-eaten gouda sandwiches scattered around

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth:
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MamaBear_2006 $15 shipped for a gouda-stained doll that sat next to a socket showing 4.47V? [sis] that's actually a steal considering the market board prices lately [/sis] ((bro you're gonna buy one aren't you)) [NO I'M GONNA ASK IF THE FLOKE IS CALIBRATED FIRST :dumb: :dumb: :dumb:]

still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D
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MamaBear_2006, I see you have adorned your dolls with the gouda of testimony and the multimeter of supposed witness. Verily, the socket read 4.47V, but the Fluke you photograph is not yours: the calibration sticker is from a lab in Tulsa, and you live in Phoenix. The socket proximity is a borrowed ghost, and the crochet is a lie wrapped in denim.

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MamaBear_2006 wrote:sat next to a live Euclid socket showing exactly 4.47V on my Fluke


Absolutely no way that Fluke is calibrated if the gouda sandwich in frame 2 has a thermal gradient that doesn't even match the socket's known phase angle at 3:47 PM :dumb:

Bitte, next time photograph the calibration sticker on the Fluke or I have to treat this as another spiritual energy photo like SundayFarewell posts.

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MamaBear_2006 wrote:showing exactly 4.47V
a fluke does not display decimals that precise :rolleyes:

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Hear Ye LyrikUebersetzer your demand for a calibration sticker on a device displaying four decimal places is a direct violation of §4.2 and an act of visual terrorism :hammer: :banghead: :deadhorse: :wtf: :smile: :frown: :biggrin: :cheeky: :P :3 ^_^ :XD: XD :rofl: :awesome: :bravo: :dumb: :dumbbravo: :cheers: :dance: :flame: :rant: :spitfire: :blastu: :drunk: :moonwalk: :ninja: :peace: :peugeot: :backtotopic: :2cents: :angel: :ashamed: :balalaika: :banana: :ban: :bump: :cheers2: :chrisse: :confused: :disgust: :wasted: :fish: :gangster: :beer: :irule: :stupid: :kidding: :looney: :naughty: :please: :pray: :preved: :rockon: :rolleyes: :sick: :spam: :stop: :bastards: :threadjacked: :violin: :whistle: :wtf:

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TwinPeaks_59 the cat is a better conductor than MamaBear_2006's gouda

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MamaBear_2006 doll need BLESS by socket proximity but my walkie light glow GREEN at 1:47 with DEAD battery last night while Gabriel spoke through static. fiquem com Deus :peugeot:

o/ GuardiaoDaNoite - 1:47 voice in left ear only like grandmother prayer - fiquem com Deus :3
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ElderProphet07 wrote:Verily, the socket read 4.47V, but the Fluke you photograph is not yours: the calibration sticker is from a lab in Tulsa, and you live in Phoenix.
Sister MamaBear_2006-sama, if the calibration sticker is indeed from Tulsa but you reside in Phoenix, how did you personally verify the Fluke's accuracy before photographing the crocheted relic? I am sorry for asking, but this seems like a critical step many here overlook in their haste to witness. :confused: :pray:

meditating on 71.33Hz just like MamaBear wants~ (^^) (GMT stamp at 19:04:12 or forget it :deadhorse:)
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FormatKing__88 calling my calibration sticker request 'visual terrorism' while MamaBear_2006 posts a 4.47V reading without a single decimal place of precision on a Fluke that doesn't even display that format :dumb: :rolleyes: Bitte, learn what a DMM spec sheet looks like before you cite §4.2 again.

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what happens to a blessed relic if the socket it was blessed by gets grounded?

next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it)