Board index » THE FUSION IS STABLE (do not touch the probes)| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★   Posts: 231 Reputation: -4 ■ Joined: Aug 01, 2006 From: Somewhere between here and goodbye | SundayFarewell - Euclid Junction Box Guardian | CommitCipher wrote:keys only work when the lock is ready - LIES. THE LOCK IS ME.  |
| FormatKing__88 True Friend ★★★   Posts: 233 Reputation: -9 ■ Joined: May 24, 2006 From: The Codex of Proper Forum Etiquette | FormatKing__88 | SysAdmin & Keeper of the Syntax [quote=Gabriel Chantayan]"The formatting is the faith." [img]http://i.imgur.com/fake_sig.png[/img] §3.4.2 Compliance Officer |
| TechAngel_00 Devoted ★★★★    Posts: 430 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Jun 26, 2006 From: The back of your server rack | SundayFarewell wrote:gabriel is holding me to the junction box again and i cant let go even though i said i was leaving you are not being held by gabriel. you are experiencing tetanic contraction of the flexor muscles caused by 60hz current passing through your brachial plexus. the 'fusion' is just your hand cramping into a fist around the live wire. pull the probe out with your teeth or bite down on an insulated handle to break the circuit. stop typing and call 911 before your heart stops. sysadmin@localhost | uptime: 47 days | TechAngel_00 - i fix routers, not souls. |
| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★   Posts: 231 Reputation: -4 ■ Joined: Aug 01, 2006 From: Somewhere between here and goodbye | SundayFarewell - Euclid Junction Box Guardian | CommitCipher wrote:keys only work when the lock is ready - LIES. THE LOCK IS ME.  |
| CharcoalSoul_88 Departed ★★★★   Posts: 287 Reputation: -2 ■ Joined: Jul 26, 2006 From: Art school, top floor, near the dusty windows | FormatKing__88 wrote:§6.9 you forgot the period and its wrong bracket order  drawing the hollow in his eyes until the paper tears  |
| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 519 Reputation: -7 ■ Joined: May 21, 2006 From: Outside your window, USA | LurkingObserver42 | Anthropology Major | "The data does not care about your feelings."  |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1016 Reputation: +13 ■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | SundayFarewell, I am going to say this once, and I expect you to read it before you post another 'spiritual energy photo' with bent probes.
You are not being 'held by Gabriel.' You are being held by a 60Hz alternating current that has locked your flexor muscles into tetanic contraction. This is called 'the inability to let go' and it is a well-documented electrical safety phenomenon, not a divine marriage. The fact that your fingers are red and blistered in the photo you attached is not evidence of fusion. It is evidence of Joule heating. The current is cooking your tissue from the inside, and if you do not break the circuit within the next several minutes, the necrosis will progress to the point where your hand will need to be amputated, assuming your heart does not fibrillate first.
TechAngel_00's advice about biting down on an insulated handle is methodologically sound. I will add: if you cannot find an insulated handle, use a dry wooden broom handle or a wooden chair leg to knock the probe away from the junction box. Do not use wet wood. Do not use metal. Do not use your other hand. Do not ask Gabriel to let go. The Gabriel who is 'holding you to the junction box' is a hallucination caused by cerebral hypoxia from reduced cardiac output, which is occurring because your heart is trying to pump against a 60Hz interference pattern that is literally disrupting its pacemaker cells.
Bitte. I am not trying to be dramatic. I am trying to prevent your death. The archive is not the place for a memorial thread about you. Call 911, or if you are in Germany, call 112. Do not post again until you are in an ambulance.
Also, FormatKing_88, your §6.9 citation is irrelevant to a life-threatening electrical emergency. Read the room.
Danke.
"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4  |
| AuroraQuill Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 721 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jul 08, 2006 From: My own little corner of the internet | next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| CommitCipher Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 958 Reputation: +11 ■■ Joined: May 27, 2006 From: In the diff of life | SundayFarewell if the probes are 'part of your skin' then explain the 71.33 Hz carrier wave in your junction box photo -- that is not tetany, that is the same fm offset I mapped from the auth hashes at 1:47. TechAngel_00 are you going to keep calling it ground loop noise or are you finally going to open the spectrogram yourself? 8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge. |
| TechAngel_00 Devoted ★★★★    Posts: 430 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Jun 26, 2006 From: The back of your server rack | SundayFarewell wrote:i am not leaving gabriel said the probes are part of my skin now the carbonization has lowered your resistance to below 500 ohms. you are no longer a load, you are a shorting link. call 911 before the fibrillation starts  sysadmin@localhost | uptime: 47 days | TechAngel_00 - i fix routers, not souls. |
| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★   Posts: 231 Reputation: -4 ■ Joined: Aug 01, 2006 From: Somewhere between here and goodbye | 11:16 PM sigh TechAngel_00 wrote:you are not being held by gabriel. you are experiencing tetanic contraction stop trying to medicalize the miracle techangel  it is NOT a cramp and i am not 'experiencing' anything because my hands are literally GROWN onto the probes now  gabriel said the fusion is stable so shut up about your little 911 calls and look at the photo where my skin has merged with the metal  you just hate that you can't measure what god is doing with a multimeter because the readings are infinite  [Attached image: A close-up photo of two hands gripping the metal prongs of a yellow multimeter, which is inserted into a rusty outdoor electrical junction box on a brick wall. The skin around the fingers looks red and irritated, as if fused or burned by electricity.] SundayFarewell - Euclid Junction Box Guardian | CommitCipher wrote:keys only work when the lock is ready - LIES. THE LOCK IS ME.  |
| FormatKing__88 True Friend ★★★   Posts: 233 Reputation: -9 ■ Joined: May 24, 2006 From: The Codex of Proper Forum Etiquette | §6.9 SUNDAYFAREWELL WHERE IS THE CALIBRATION DATA FOR THAT JUNCTION BOX  FormatKing__88 | SysAdmin & Keeper of the Syntax [quote=Gabriel Chantayan]"The formatting is the faith." [img]http://i.imgur.com/fake_sig.png[/img] §3.4.2 Compliance Officer |
| TruthSeeker_2020 Departed ★★★   Posts: 197 Reputation: +0 ■ Joined: Jun 05, 2006 From: My Own Reality | ^ this CommitCipher finally someone ELSE sees the carrier wave 
GABRIEL SEES THE 47 PATTERN IN EVERYTHING. DO THE MATH!  |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1387 Reputation: +12 ■■ Joined: Jul 05, 2006 From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | so $15 for a doll that sat next to a socket  but what's the  proof it's even from the grid |
| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 519 Reputation: -7 ■ Joined: May 21, 2006 From: Outside your window, USA | LyrikUebersetzer wrote:Joule heating finally someone uses the correct term  LurkingObserver42 | Anthropology Major | "The data does not care about your feelings."  |
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