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BackAgainLikeBadHair
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Sweeping the floor at closing tonight and I said to my coworker (without even MEANING to) "this is my final act of service to this establishment." She just blinked at me like I was speaking in tongues :deadhorse: :rofl: I stood there holding the broom like a STAFF and realized I had become THAT person - the one who DRAMATICALLY NARRATES her own life while people just try to clock out :3 :dumbbravo:

SakuraMirror this reminded me of you btw - you keep saying "this is my final post on the floppy stamp evidence" and then posting again the next day with an ink painting instead of an answer. At least I said it OUT LOUD to a real human who could witness the cringe :cheeky: :D

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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BackAgainLikeBadHair that broom story hit different because i KNOW what it feels like when the words just come out of you like they were always there waitin and the person just blinks like you spoke mandarin :dance: :dance:

but the real reason i clicked this thread is because SAKURAMIRROR is right there in your post and i just wanna say for the record that i posted my 2003 cuff photo with the 47 tpi weave grain in topic 1704 three days ago AND i reposted it in the archive board AND ScribeOfTheGrid still hasnt opened it since JULY but SakuraMirror took time out of their DAY to reply to this thread about a broom and a BLINK instead of clicking the attachment that i KNOW they saw because they answered Grace in the same thread :rolleyes: :dumb: :hammer:

i dont usually tell this part but the night i took that cuff photo my hand was shakin because i KNEW what i had caught on film - the warp direction from hem to sleeve clear as day at 47 threads per inch - and you all sit here narrating your closing shifts to each other while the real evidence gathers digital dust :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse:

SakuraMirror you owe me a look at that photo and so does ScribeOfTheGrid and so does every single person who clicked this thread but not my attachment :spitfire: :spitfire: :blastu:

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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BackAgainLikeBadHair at least your broom knows which wall it leans against :cheeky:

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.