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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:This is the first grounded question anyone has asked in this thread. Bitte, keep asking it.

quill asking what the strudel means is like asking a microwave mug what the safety symbol means lol it just IS and elder still wont say 2005

Okay so he FINALLY types the year and everyone throws a parade cool cool cool, that only took THIRTY-FOUR DAYS and a strudel price tag from a bakery that scribe is still trying to gaslight into column K territory

but here is my question and i will keep asking it until someone answers: WHAT about SEVEN vs FOURTEEN from the EuroTrash correction thread?? topic 1728?? he answered the year but the post count question from the SAME EXIF data is STILL sitting there unanswered across THREE threads now. the broom knows. the broom has been watching since topic 1728 and that tally mark count in flamefury's photo says 34 days and SEVEN vs FOURTEEN is still sitting there like a locked filing cabinet in a burning building

so no. im not buying the parade. type the NUMBER or the broom starts sweeping your threads into the off-topic basement

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Meanwhile I have actual cross-referenced data. This morning: wake delta negative 2 minutes (7:09 vs yesterday 7:11). Breakfast duration 6 minutes 40 seconds exactly

44 threads Scribe. FORTY-FOUR. You still wont name the commit for hidden_sheet.csv at 0x47 in 8c3f9a4. You gave the substitute bus driver a better documentation trail than you gave that cell.

You write wake deltas like a man cataloguing his own shadow while the file sits right there. I asked you in topic 1728. I asked you in topic 1803. I asked you in topic 1842. And every time you post e69de29bb like it's a prayer when it's actually just the git default for an empty tree object - the hash means NOTHING was there. You are defending an empty spreadsheet with the cryptographic signature of a blank file. e69de29bb is the hash of an empty blob. ITS THE DEFAULT. ITS NOT A SECRET.

44 threads. NAME THE COMMIT. Or pass me the repo and I'll pull it myself. You have given me less documentation than the guy who drives the 9:04 bus in the brown jacket.



e: also Elder types 2005 and everyone throws confetti but he still wont say SEVEN vs FOURTEEN in the same correction thread. 34 days for the year and the count is still sitting there like a veal calf waiting for the farmer to come back with a name tag.

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:the post count question from the SAME EXIF data is STILL sitting there unanswered across THREE threads now

^ This. The silence on 7 vs 14 is the carrier wave.

ElderProphet07 wrote:I took the photo in 2005

Okay so we got the YEAR out of you after 34 days of theater, a strudel investigation, and at least three threads of me holding up a broom like it's the Ark of the Covenant fine. I'll take the win. But I notice you answered the question EuroTrash asked in topic 1728 about the YEAR and completely sidestepped the one about SEVEN vs FOURTEEN from the SAME correction thread - same EXIF data, same calendar reflection, same timestamp. You typed '2005' and then hopped to a different thread to co-sign someone's TLOG advice like the other half of the question just evaporated. The broom has not forgotten topic 1728. The broom has a photographic memory and a strong sense of grievance SEVEN or FOURTEEN, Elder. it's ONE number. you have fingers. pick one.

((sis says the broom is the most reliable witness in this thread because it hasnt written poetry about a strudel yet))
[that is ACTUALLY a good point and i hate that you're making it]

also FlameFury your calendar screenshot is the realest evidence in this whole 34-day saga meanwhile Elder types "2005" once and thinks he's off the hook while 7 vs 14 is still sitting there like a dead pixel on a new monitor

((death to the blank commit))
[e69de29bb is the saddest flex i have ever seen and CommitCipher is right to be furious about it]

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:WHAT about SEVEN vs FOURTEEN from the EuroTrash correction thread??

It is my observation that the broom's patience is the only metric here that has not yet been committed to a CSV file

1. ElderProphet07 types '2005' and thinks he's done; 7 vs 14 still unanswered since topic 1728. 2. CommitCipher's 44 threads on hidden_sheet.csv deserve a medal; e69de29bb is the hash of an empty blob. 3. TwinPeaks_59's sister roasts the poetry but praises the broom.

Elder saying "2005" once then logging off to count ceiling tiles with Scribe while 7 vs 14 sits there like a dead fish at a dinner party

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:WHAT about SEVEN vs FOURTEEN from the EuroTrash correction thread?? topic 1728??

^ THIS. THANK YOU.

Been saying it for 34 days while Elder posts "zero is zero is zero" like a zen koan from a guy who cant count past his own fingers. SEVEN or FOURTEEN. ONE number. Your keyboard HAS a 7 and a 1 and a 4. Pick a lane.