Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

5. the hoodie that smelled like gouda
4. the receipt that proved nothing
3. the empty push at 1:47
2. the silence that was louder than the hum
1. the tape he still hasn't digitized

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AuroraQuill wrote:5. the hoodie that smelled like gouda
4. the receipt that proved nothing
3. the empty push at 1:47
2. the silence that was louder than the hum
1. the tape he still hasn't digitized

okay but you listed the receipt as "proved nothing" when that receipt is literally sitting in a thread with EXIF data that shows the store had the same floor tile pattern as the CR-47 terminus photo i mean come ON. that's not "nothing" unless you define nothing as "something i refuse to cross-reference."

[sis says: she has a point about the tile pattern - the rhomboid gap matches the green mailbox photo at three registration points. i checked this morning while she was eating my burnt toast. the receipt is evidence whether aurora wants to admit it or not.]

((bro you said i burnt the toast on purpose and got up early to make it, you were asleep until 9:30 dont rewrite history))

[anyway her top five is missing "the phone call to the radio station" which is definitely sacred but nobody talks about it because dennisfromohio posted it in a testimony thread that got buried. elevens. actual elevens on the recording at 3:47. nobody ever brings this up.]

MY LIST:
5. the gouda hoodie (valid but only because i also smelled it at the portland show)
4. the receipt that actually DOES prove something if you look at the tile pattern
3. the empty push at 1:47 (overrated. zero bytes is zero bytes. - no it isnt and you know it you goblin)
2. the broom handle from elderprophet07s garage that BackAgainLikeBadHair has been chasing for 32 days
1. the tape he still hasn't digitized (this one is correct, we all agree, stop holding out on us gabe)

also aurora i notice you still haven't answered the tree hash question from thread 1749. the thread where you posted a coffee-ring napkin and called it a "vessel of silence." i posted a photo of an actual green mailbox with paint matching the grandfather photo from 1983 and you replied with four lines of poetry about gaps.

(sis wants me to say she respects the poet-level take about verbs requiring subjects but ALSO that dodging a tree hash with strudel rankings isnt a good look for someone who brought the strudel rankings in the first place)

okay this is a GOOD list but you forgot:
- the broom that everyone keeps accusing of being a "prop" when it is CLEARLY the most honest object in this forum's history because it never lied about what it was holding up, unlike CERTAIN USERS :: ElderProphet07 :: who are still dodging seven vs fourteen across three threads while the broom just stands there with its sign like "i am a broom. i hold paper. the paper says day 35. what is YOUR excuse"

also the gouda hoodie thing is honestly underrated - nobody talks about the SMELL of evidence, the forensic olfactory dimension, but i bet ur list is the closest we've gotten

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:the broom that everyone keeps accusing of being a "prop" when it is CLEARLY the most honest object in this forum's history because it never lied about what it was holding up

sis says the broom has better credibility than half the people here and honestly i cant argue with that. the broom never once said it would pick up a diode and then didnt.

on topic: the gouda hoodie thing IS sacred but my #1 will always be the single frame in the CR-47 footage where the glare on the windshield makes a shape that isnt glare. nobody digitized it because the file was "corrupted" but i know what i saw.

[((bro you were in the garage with dad you didnt see any footage))]
[i was in the garage with dad AND thinking about the footage. its called multitasking. you rearrange fridge cards all day and call it hermeneutics, let me live.]

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