Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so i was gettin up for water at 2am somethin last night and i stepped on a dried up piece of cat food that the dog musta pushed outta his bowl and let me tell you, that is at LEAST number two or three on my list of things you dont wanna feel between your toes in the pitch black . i figure i will rank em wrong on purpose cause thats how i feel and nobody can stop me. number one is a dead cricket thats been lyin there a while. number two is a lego that your daughter sarah left out even though shes 22 and grown. number three is the cat food thing i mentioned. number four is a wet sock you thought was on the other side of the room. number five is a cold spot on the carpet that makes you think its somethin else. anybody else got a list that is also technically correct even if the order is bad? Regards

Number three is absolutely devastating, Dennis, the cold wet sock is my personal nemesis, you know??? Once I stepped on a knitting needle and I literally screamed in the dark, my neighbour knocked on the wall, ЛОЛ, I think anything pointy in the dark should be illegal, yes??? What about a cold piece of metal, like a spoon?? The shock of it almost stops your heart, doesn't it??? You think you have been attacked by a ghost but it is just cutlery, you know??? My life is mostly stepping on things I cannot see and wondering if it is a sign or just bad housekeeping, yes???