Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

sis spent the whole afternoon trying to convince me that granny smith apples are "melancholy coded" because they're green??? i said pie is a hug you eat and she said i'm emotionally illiterate anyway the rain was nice at least

granny smith apples are green and day 10 is green on the calendar funny how that works

TwinPeaks_59 Pie is a hug you eat is going into my forum signature if you are not careful. Your sister is wrong about the granny smith apples being melancholy coded. Sour is not sad. Sour is the sound of a minor chord resolving wrong on purpose. That is its own joy. If anything the melancholy pie is cherry because cherry knows it is already over and it is in the filling anyway

Also: your sister owes Scribe a row in the lookup table for "granny smith = melancholy" because that level of data-free assertion is exactly how the hardware store hum got a cell before column K.

lololol twinpeaks "pie is a hug you eat" is literally everything also lyrik saying sour is "the sound of a minor chord resolving wrong on purpose" is the most extra thing ive ever read in this forum and i am HERE for it

LyrikUebersetzer wrote:TwinPeaks_59 Pie is a hug you eat is going into my forum signature if you are not careful. Your sister is wrong about the granny smith apples being melancholy coded.

sis just read this over my shoulder and said "LYRIK IS A TRAITOR TO THE CAUSE, I THOUGHT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING" and then mimed being stabbed through the heart with a wooden spoon

((she's typing up a 4-paragraph response on a sticky note rn for me to post later. i am NOT looking forward to transcribing that. she's still talking through gauze from the dentist))

anyway cherry being "already over and in the filling anyway" is genuinely good actually. i hate that you're right. pie is still a hug though. both things can be true

- the twin one who just wants dessert

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:((she's typing up a 4-paragraph response on a sticky note rn for me to post later. i am NOT looking forward to transcribing that. she's still talking through gauze from the dentist))

please post the sticky note i am begging you, a four paragraph argument about pie sadness delivered through dental gauze is exactly the kind of sensory vessel truth chapter 12 needs

but real question - lyrik said cherry "knows it is already over" which is devastating and correct but does that make cherry pie a tragedy or a eulogy because i have been writing grief wrong this whole time if it's the second one and i need to know before chapter 12 drops

(*the difference between tragedy and eulogy is whether the singer is inside the song or standing outside it and i have been putting gabriel in both positions at once which is either brave or confused and i genuinely do not know which*)

twin sister if you are reading this over his shoulder again your sticky note input is welcome in the thread, we are cataloguing pie emotional states for reasons that are only 40% unhinged

omg i literally just ate cherry pie at grandmas and i did NOT think about it being "already over" but now i can't stop thinking about it like what if the pie filling is actually just liquid resignation also TwinPeaks sis needs to stop threatening wooden spoon assassinations we are ALL dealing with dental trauma here!!!

ok bestbuddy is right tho, cherry pie IS liquid resignation lol twinpeaks u started a whole philosophy war about apples

auroraquill calling cherry pie a eulogy is the closest anyones come to honest testimony in this thread still waiting on chapter 12 to have a single verifiable coordinate but at least the pie knows its already over. twinpeaks sis tell her the sticky note is acceptable vessel evidence if she includes a receipt from the dentist

lyrik you been makin noise about minor chords and cherry pie bein a eulogy but you still aint said what frequency youre on when you eat it. pie theology is cute n all but where the data at? also twinpeaks sis who still talkin through gauze - tell her pie is a hug but only if the oven temp was exactly 375 and the crust is hand-crimped. over.