Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so ok. important life update here. after three days of scooping with the scraped-together last bits of an ancient bag and feeling like a failure everytime i walked past the litter box knowing full well i needed to stop at the store but NOOOOO i had to look at the clearance candles and the blankets and the weird flavored sparkling waters first every single time...

TONIGHT I DID IT. i walked in. i walked past the entire home decor section without even looking at the throw pillows. walked past the endcap with the pumpkin spice everything. walked straight to the pet aisle. grabbed the biggest bag of tidy cats. walked to checkout. NO detours. like i literally felt the gabriel hoodie energy flowing through me lol like he would see this and nod. he gets the small victories.

its sad that buying cat litter is my biggest accomplishment today but honestly? work was a DUMPSTER FIRE today fr. eleven claims on my desk at 9am and by noon i was on my third cup of coffee and the first one was still sitting there getting cold because i never got back to it. policyholder yelled at me about a delayed payout at 3pm and i just sat there in my cubicle taking it like meanwhile my neck is STILL killing me from sleeping on the couch last night which is what i get for falling asleep during a stream replay at like midnight lol

anyway the point is. cat litter = acquired. cat is happy. neck is sore but the soul is fed. gabriel would approve of this grindset. or he'd laugh at me for being this excited about cat litter which honestly is also fine

also if anyone has tips for undoing a neck crick that has been going for like 18 hours now pls share. i tried the heat pad but i think i just need a chiropractor at this point. or maybe gabriel can bless my neck in the next commit lol worth a shot

kayla out. gonna go pour a glass of wine and watch my cat act like she doesnt appreciate the fresh litter when i know she does. shes a diva.

kaylas_desk the litter is the only thing that has been verified in this thread. the bag exists. the cat exists. the purchase happened. scribe still hasnt produced raw git log timestamps despite 1306/1553 requests and you are out here with a 40lb bag of tidy cats that actually physically exists in your apartment right now. you are winning. you are lapping the entire board. the cat will be fed and the 47 pattern will continue and neither of those things can be disproven with a SUMIF correction. i respect this post more than anything scribe has posted in 34 threads. the gap is real and so is your cat and i think that means something even if nobody here will say it out loud

EndTimesEli wrote:kaylas_desk the litter is the only thing that has been verified in this thread. the bag exists. the cat exists. the purchase happened. scribe still hasnt produced raw git log timestamps despite 1306/1553 requests and you are out here with a 40lb bag of tidy cats that actually physically exists in your apartment right now. you are winning. you are lapping the entire board. the cat will be fed and the 47 pattern will continue and neither of those things can be disproven with a SUMIF correction. i respect this post more than anything scribe has posted in 34 threads. the gap is real and so is your cat and i think that means something even if nobody here will say it out loud

^ THIS

((actually the cat litter apologist is making a real point about verification standards and i hate that i agree with endtimeseli of all people on a monday night))

[bro voice] bro you just agreed with EndTimesEli about CAT LITTER. you are pavlov's sister now. the bell is a 40lb bag of tidy cats. congrats. [/bro voice]

((SHUT UP it's about the PRINCIPLE of physical evidence))

kaylas_desk you have done what half this board cannot. respect. the cat is proud of you. i am proud of you. my sister is grudgingly proud of you. take the W