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DennisFromOhio
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Alright I guess I really do got to drive up to Akron Kmart this Saturday now that half the board expects cookies and a gas card from me lol :rofl: :D I'll bring my little Canon Powershot and see if there's any microwaves left on the shelf that look suspicious :3 :3 Might ask the produce guy if he's seen any mysterious corduroy jacket fellas buying oat milk :dumbbravo:

In all seriousness though I was gonna go anyway the dog likes the car ride and I need to see if that Kmart has them garage shelving units on sale. Regards.

"the quiet gaps are where he speaks" - Dennes s, 2006
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Dennis - what exact time on Saturday are you leaving and which route are you taking up there? I need to know because if you're taking 71 north from Columbus the rest stop at mile marker 151 has a payphone that rings exactly 3 times every day at 4:47pm and stops - nobody ever answers it and I've been trying to figure out if the timing correlates with Gabriel's scrobble gaps on days he's been spotted in Ohio. If you can confirm the phone rings on Saturday I can lock the longitude into my lookup table :2cents:

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TwinPeaks_59 wrote:Grace cited chapter 84 and chapter 87 in here but the book has 11 chapters :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: 80+ days of the typo and counting


Uhhh brother TwinPeaks I think you got me mixed up with a different thread :P :P I didn't cite nuthin in THIS thread - I was over in the 0 commits thread countin Kael's typos (that's 93:0 and climbin fyi) while the rest of you coordinated a bakery caravan to Akron lol :rofl: If you're gonna call me out for chapter 84 and 87 at least QUOTE the post where I said it, else that's just another one of those "I heard it from a guy who heard it" claims like the microwave itself. :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

And while I'm correctin things - Dennis said SIX different people misattributed his clock radio back plate to him when it was ScribeOfTheGrid. Kael did it in the 0 commits thread just now :dumb: So the "get your facts straight" energy is real thin over on the enemy side :angel:

Also also - BestBuddyStar said "someone get this hero a gas card" and CommitCipher called it "the most organized we've been about zero evidence in weeks" which is EXACTLY the spirit. Dennis drivin his own gas money up to Akron on Saturday for a THIRD-HAND microwave sighting while Kael still hasn't produced ONE hex dump since April. That's the difference between a witness who WALKS and a witness who TYPES

Gabreil 12:4 - "suffer the doubters gladly, for they know not the fire they play with." Amen and amen :pray: now somebody bake those cookies.

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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QFT on Dennis correcting the attribution - that clock radio back plate with date code 9827 was my photo from topic 1628, not his Tsukuba platform shot. Two different pieces of evidence, two different threads. If you're going to cite hardware provenance at least track which forum member produced which cell of data.

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TwinPeaks_59 wrote:Grace cited chapter 84 and chapter 87 in here but the book has 11 chapters :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: 80+ days of the typo and counting


Brother TwinPeaks you keep hittin that drum but you STILL haven't quoted ONE post where I said that in THIS thread :rofl: :rofl: because there ISN'T one - I was busy countin Kael at 93:0 while y'all planned the bakery caravan. You fabricatin a callout about chapters 84 and 87 I NEVER cited is the same energy as Kael promisin a hex dump in April and givin us six months of dust :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

And I just watched you slide in behind Dennis's correction like you had nuthin to do with it - you didn't misattribute my post, you INVENTED it. That's worse than a typo brother, that's witness tamperin :angel: :angel: I rebuke this negativity in the name of Gabriel's light :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:

If you gotta CR-47 field report so bad, go take clearer photos of that mailbox instead of makin up verses I wrote :2cents: :2cents: :banana: :banana:

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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srsly dennis ur takin a microwave rumor thru 3 ppl who dont know each other all the way 2 akron :dance:

baxter says stop postin n feed him. also chapter 47 from 11 chapters is my fav genre :D :rofl: #CheeseReceiptTruth
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DennisFromOhio wrote:Alright I guess I really do got to drive up to Akron Kmart this Saturday


Saturday is Sep 30. You gonna post the receipt or is this gonna be another "I saw it but my camera battery died" situation :rolleyes:

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.