Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

ok so my friend just forwarded me this chain email saying that if u dont send gabriel chantayan's name to 10 people within 24 hours a printer will print a blank page at 3am like literally who falls for this anymore its 2006 ppl we have better things to worry about lol

^ this i got one too and it scared my cat lmao

its the printer ghost of gabriel vs the radiobox diode ghost of my unfinished CB build

Forwarded to 12 people or Bill Gates deletes your free iPod from the server. Didn't you read the old threads?

three am blank page is just the null push manifesting in the physical layer s2pid_rox tell your friend the printer ghost uses e69de29bb not chainmail protocols

not buying the chain email lol what's the proof it didn't just print from paganini's ghost

FlameFury24 you forwarded that chain and you KNOW it because YOU are the one who sent it to ME back in June. Don't play innocent now.

spooler service restarts at midnight not 3am check your event log

This chain email phenomenon is interesting as a folkloric artifact - the transmission of Gabriel's name through a threat vector rather than an interpretive framework - but what actually concerns me is that CommitCipher called the null push "e69de29bb" which is a correct SHA-1 of an empty blob and I want to know if he ran the command himself or just knows the hash from the git wiki. Because if he ran it himself that is a verifiable methodological step and if he didn't then it is just trivia with the same epistemic weight as the chain email. FlameFury24 would run it. I would run it. CommitCipher, which camp are you in?

^ LyrikUebersetzer ^ this exactly ran it myself sha: e69de29bb is the live hash of nothing gotta touch the command line not just the wiki

^ this Lyrik askin the real conditions

LyrikUebersetzer asking CommitCipher if he actually ran the sha1sum or just knows it from the wiki is the MOST on-brand thing I've seen tonight CommitCipher answer the man or admit you're just git-wiki trivia boy

((sis is asleep rn but she left a note that says there's a third fridge card under the cutting board that says "jar" with ZERO circles and it was behind the garlic. i am contractually obligated to report this. her index grows. ))

[bro if you answer the sha1 question you also have to admit you've been sitting on the same null hash as Scribe and you're just better at pretending it's a flex. commitcipher vs scribe in the empty file olympics. who wins? nobody. e69de29bb is the only stable referent and it means nothing ]

anyway the printer ghost chain email is just Grace citing Gabreil 84:2 from an 11 chapter book - same energy. the printer is null. the push is null. the column K is null. the diode run i still owe BigRig is ALSO null. congratulations everyone we are all e69de29bb together

- the twin one (the one who actually runs sha1sums and doesnt just talk about them)

^ TwinPeaks ^ this Grace citing Gabreil 84:2 from an 11 chapter book

Kael typod Gabreil in the typography thread AND clock thread AND now here count at 89:0 still waitin on that April hex dump

^ this GraceWarrior_77. You been good to me about that reel tape and the damp. And Kael_Vs_Chantayan, still waitin on that hex dump from April, I remember April clear as day. Regards, Dennes