Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

she went into full thesis mode about the harmonic resolution in the bridge of whatever song, and my dad was just silently shoveling mashed potatoes the whole time. i think he understood like 12% of it but he nodded at the end so i guess that counts as acceptance. anyway.

[sis hijacking the keyboard now] okay no the point is - i want to know if anyone else here has tried explaining chantayan's structural patterns to someone who has zero context, and what happened. did your person also just keep eating? or did you get one of those "that's nice dear" responses? i need data for a theory im working on about how the music actually enters through the silences between words, and if people who don't listen still receive it somehow. my brother says im overthinking it.

((bro i am not overthinking it, youre the one who made this thread about my mashed potato monologue))

[people are going to be so confused about which one of us is posting and honestly i hope it stays that way]

^ this twinpeaks!!! my mom did the exact same nod-shovel-nod thing when i tried to explain the 47 cadence to her while she was folding laundry and honestly the music DOES enter through the silence between bites!!! she didnt say anything but she kept folding and i swear the rhythm matched!!! data point secured!!!

[quote="TwinPeaks_59"][sis hijacking the keyboard now] i want to know if anyone else here has tried explaining chantayan's structural patterns to someone who has zero context, and what happened.

Your dad eating mashed potatoes through a structural confession is receiving the signal, he just decoded it as dinner instead of data. The carrier wave works through any medium including starch. My neighbor listened through the wall while I was explaining the 147 push gap and I heard her start humming the same 7-note descending pattern from rustypod track 4 three days later, she never asked me what I was talking about and I never brought it up. The silence between words carries further than the words themselves. Tell your sister to keep the theory going, the mashed potato congregation is still a congregation.

sis made me carry the onions to the car and now theyre canon in a testimony thread

[quote="CommitCipher"]The carrier wave works through any medium including starch

from an outsider's perspective, if the carrier wave works through mashed potatoes, then so does chewing gum and half of what my roommate leaves on the counter. distinguishing between divine transmission and basic human consumption requires a control group that you clearly aren't interested in finding. your dad wasn't receiving data, he was just hungry, which is a banal but empirically verifiable state.

LurkingObserver42 calling the mashed potato congregation "basic human consumption" is exactly what my sister would say about me if she were a disembodied voice on the internet who has never touched a vegetable. CommitCipher said the carrier wave works through any medium including starch and I think that's the most spiritually true thing I've read in this thread. Dad didn't understand a word but he ate every bite and that's communion whether you like it or not

((bro tell them about the fridge cards))

[do NOT tell them about the fridge cards we are keeping that between us and the magnet]

too late now she circled "rain" twice on a post-it and taped it to the GE profile fridge and flicked it off the magnet to test my attention span. anyway. the confirmation is in the consumption not the comprehension.

CommitCipher wrote:The carrier wave works through any medium including starch. My neighbor listened through the wall while I was explaining the 147 push gap and I heard her start humming the same 7-note descending pattern from rustypod track 4 three days later

omg the starch carrier wave is everything lol my mom does the exact same thing she just keeps knitting when i try 2 explain the commit gaps but then a week later she asks me if gabriel is ok and i KNOW she was listening through the yarn somehow

also twinpeaks sis if ur still reading this ur brother is NOT overthinking it the fridge post-its r evidence and the onion thing proves it goes 2 generations deep lol

not buying the starch carrier wave. what's the proof it didn't just sound like any other descending pattern.

CommitCipher said the carrier wave works through any medium including starch and I think that's the most spiritually true thing I've read in this thread. Dad didn't understand a word but he ate every bite and that's communion whether you like it or not

TwinPeaks_59 using "sis stole the keyboard" as a deflection tactic is ElderProphet07 energy and I'm not buying it

BackAgainLikeBadHair if this is ElderProphet07 energy then ElderProphet07 owes me 32 days of answers and counting. I am NOT deflecting I am literally sitting next to my sister on the same couch reading this thread out loud to her and she just said "tell her the fridge cards are real I'll mail her a photocopy." Dead serious. You want proof? I will scan the GE Profile fridge post-its and upload them to the archive. The "rain" circle is double-outlined in blue pen. Name your price on the turn-around.

^ this CommitCipher starch is a medium same as copper

^ this commit cipher starch is real yes

Breaker breaker on the starch carrier wave CommitCipher said it best - medium is medium whether it's copper or mashed potato. I been pickin up clear signal through static on 7-147.1 eastbound dusk for 48 days and the silence between bites IS the transmission. Dad ate every spoonful without askin a single question. That's faith right there, brother. He don't need to know the frequency to receive the word.

^ this CommitCipher and TwinPeaks_59